Disclaimer: As you know, I own nothing

Oops! Didn't mean to name this after a song! But, I guess this thing's song will be….*drumroll* MISS INDEPENDENT! (Kelly Clarkson)

Fruit cake

"mmmmm… fruit cake…"

"Oh. So that's vegetarian now, too."

"Rae! It always has been!"

"Beastboy, that's actually meatloaf."

Cyborg failed at cooking.

Teddy Bear

"Raven, you sleep with a teddy bear?"

"…"

"Why is it green?"

"Shut up Beastboy."

"And why does it feel like a ton of bricks when it hits your face?"

Everyone, almost…

Starfire thought they were cute, Robin thought they needed to be professional about their feelings, and Cyborg already had a wedding present chosen for them. They were really, really, REALLY confused.

Video games

"Those rot your brain, Beastboy."

"You didn,t have to throw them out the window!"

Wierd

"You're weird Rae."

"I know. So are you."

"In a good way, right?

"Sure."

Fun family

"Your family put the fun in dysfunctional, Rae."

"Nah, we're not even fun."

"You are Rae."

Best

"Which of us is better, Rae? Me or Cyborg?"

"Cyborg."

"Why?"

"You talk to much."

"But, I… But… video games, pizza! Yaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!"

"Point proven."

A million miles

"How long is this *pant* walk *pant* anyway?"

"We haven't even walked outside yet."

"Can we turn around?"

"No, Beast boy, we can't."

Spoon

"Beastboy, you can't cut food with a spoon."

"Yeah, I can Rae, Look!"

'Beastboy, Jello doesn't count."

Name

"Raven, What's your name?"

"Rachel."

"Rachel what?"

"Darkholme."

"Creepy."

"What's your real name?"

"Logan. Garfield Logan."

"Like the comic?"

"You read comics?"

R&R, I'm just making these up as I go along, encouragement and constructive criticism would make me go faster….

May the force be with you.