AN// So the start of my second spoof/crack!fic. Related, vaugly, to The Feline Way. Enjoy!

Title: Can We Keep Him?

Summary: After visiting an alien planet Kirk is suddenly turned into a dog! Spin off of 'The Feline Way'. Featuring: doggy!Kirk! Minor Spock/Kirk bonding.

Disclaimer:I wish i owned these guys (or at least Bones or Scotty '3') But I don't. D:

Part 1: Introduction

Spock and "Bones" McCoy quietly stared at the large golden Labrador Retriever that sat in front of them. The lab was wagging its tail, letting it hit the base of the bio-bed multiple times; deep 'thumps' coming from the action.

"Dr. McCoy, you are informing me that this is the Captain?" Spock asked for clarification.

"Yes Mr. Spock. This is Jim." Bones looked over at the first officer.

Spock's eyebrow rose as he watched the dog. Jim stood up on all fours now and walked forward a bit then in one movement stood up on its back legs and put its front paws on Spock's stomach.

Spock stumbled backwards. Bones laughed. "Careful Spock. Jim is nearly one-hundred standard pounds of pure muscle now. He isn't exactly light weight." Jim barked and lowered himself and did a quick twirl.

Spock straightened out and brushed himself off. Clasping his hands behinds his back.

"Fascinating."

"Damn Skippy. Now, since your quarters are joined anyways, he can stay with you." Bones said, turning he started to his office. "I'll give you a list of everything he will need."

AN2// "Damn Skippy. Now Since your quarters are joined anyways, he can stay with you." -- This translates roughly too: 'Take that you green-blooded hobgoblin! Muahaha :D'

I like the idea of McCoy saying 'damn skippy'. Because im Southern, and i say it. xD