dear all, thank you very much for the reviews - here is the book 4!
Twitterature:
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
IamLordVoldemort at/Wormtail We are going to kill Harry Potter! Whoot!
HarryJpotter at/PadsOnDaRun made a weird dream. Voldemort talking to wormtail and planning to kill me. Scar hurts. Should I get worry ?
ArthurWeasley at/DursleyFamily w3 ar3 com1ng t0 f3tch h4rr7. 1s 1t 0k w1th y0u?
RonWeas Lmao! Muggles blocked the chimney – they really didn't want us in! Win at/ForgNGredWeas for the tongue-ingorging toffee!
HarryJpotter wow am at the burrow now! the whole family is here: they're all awesome!
RonWeas YAAAAAY we are SO going to the QuidditchWorldCup !!!!! XD!
Hermy on my way the QuidditchWC with at/HarryJpotter and the Weasley's. really excited. Met Diggory – eye candy!
FrogNGredWeas Woo we won the bet – Ireland won but Viktor caught the Snitch!!! We rock! We SO rock!
HarryJpotter crap, evilwizards set up an attack. Lost my wand. Lost the others. Gotta run. tweet ltr if srvv!
Hermy how could s.o. be so MEAN to House elves!!! Afraid of heights & NOT. GUILTY!
Hermy Dark mark in the sky, Ministry Mayhem, muggles got tortured, intruders in ministry officals' house… brilliant beginnings!
RonWeas just received school supplies. Robes are abject. Not my fault if I grow up!
AlbusGotLemon Dear All, in this times of dark dangers – let's have some more but of a brighter kind. TRIWIZARD TOURNEMENT
RonWeas Rofl MadEye is friggin' awesome, turned at/Malfoyrocks into a BUMPING FERRET hahaHAHAHAHaha
MaDeYe so programme today – unforgivable hehe so we have one to kill, one to control and one to torture (I love this job)
Hermy OK we gotta take action: I founded #S.P.E.W. Society for the Promotion of Elfish Welfare – join!!! (there's an fb group too^^)
HarryJpotter – getting better at resisting Imperius. Could be useful against… snape (?) didn't anything YET this year but I know he's EVIL
AlbusGotLemon Dear All, they arrived!!! Our dear friends from Beauxbâtons and Durmstrang (make friends!!! -allies)
RonWeas VIKTOR KRUM IS HERE!!! HE IS SO COOL THAT HE'S TOTALLY AWESOME!!!
FrogeNGred aw, too bad it didn't work – anyway, Hogwarts rules, we'll win – we take bets from 4 to 7, great hall.
AlbusGotLemon Dear All, let's see who are the champions – don't you all love the suspense?
GobletOfFire sooo… at/ViktorKrum, at/Fleure1/2Vela and at/CedDiggory! Enjoy kids! Whoopsie, wait, a at/HarryJpotter too.
HarryJpotter they must be kidding – honestly! Can't I just quit? I swear it wasn't me! Oh, damn!
AlbusGotLemon this something I wasn't quite expecting… well, sorry at/HarryJpotter, no way you can quit…
RonWeas – yeah, sure, like that's a surprise – the surprise is at/HarryJpotter can still walk through the GreatHall door!
HarryJpotter I did NOT do it – oh, now it's gonna be the Slytherin Heir story all over again, yeah?
MeMyselfNI So – HarryJpotter quite a hero for a 12 year old boy, you're gonna be front page boy!
HagrID come and have a walk with me, there's a beautiful view *caughdragoncaugh*
PadsOnDaRun yo at/HarryJpotter : Karkaroff was a death Eater but Moody is a friggin brilliant Auror so you're fine – and FUN! Merlin: triwizard!! WHOOT
HarryJpotter at/CedDiggory you might want to know that dragons await us…
MaDeYe at/HarryJpotter that was chivalric, now since you're not that gifted, you should take your broom.
Hermy – thankfully, Harry now manages the summon charm… and WOW HE'S DOING IT!!!
RonWeas HarryJpotter ok… I know… I was wrong… friends?
RonWeas oh, bugger, a BALL… now that's ridiculous. Well, at/Hermy care to go with me?
HarryJpotter at/ChoChang hey howaya? Wondering if you kind of would want to be my, uh, date for the ball?
Hermy at/RonWeas Sod off: it so happens someone already asked me. Goodlooking someone.
Hermy haha hope the poor Patil twins will enjoy !
RonWeas Viktor effin Krum is her DATE ?! at/Hermy TRAITOOOOR! hypocrite slag!!!
HarryJpotter – aw, I'll never love again, she broke my heart…
CedDiggory at/HarryJpotter hey, thx for the dragon-tip and sorry for Cho but I'm clearly the best. You should have a bath with the egg.
Hermy HagrID aw, you know you're not dangerous and that skeeter is a … well, bad person. And you're a GOOD teacher!
HarryJpotter so the egg said I should claim something precious into the lake. I mean the LAKE – there's a GIANT SQUID in it! (amongst worst things)
MaDeYe gods, potter kid is daft almost caught stealing by Snape. Well, Now I got a most interesting map niakniakniak
DobbyIzFree at/HarryJpotter gillyweed is the way to survive the bad lake. Win, harry potter!
AlbusGotLemon – aw, the kid is brave! Saved his friend and the little Delacour! Let him have more points, he's cute!
MeMyselfNEye - at/Hermy toying with at/HarryJpotter and at/ViktorKrum that's an ambitious girl!
Karkaroff ProfSnape it returned, you cannot ignore it!
PadsOnDaRun at/HarryJpotter so, Crouch Jr was a death eater and senior disappeared. Could please bring me proper food if u drop by?
Hermy oh and now I'm getting hate-mails…. No, I broke NO HEART so far… might break a few noses, though…
ViktorKrum at/HarryJpotter r u interested with Hermini?!
HarryJpotter – found mad Crouch, at/AlbusGotLemon we kind of need you here…
HarryJpotter at/AlbusGotLemon, oh and Pomefrey, coz at/ViktorKrum just got stunned.
PadsOnDaRun at/HarryJpotter ooch, 3rd task looks pretty dangerous – you better practice. But you're your father's son so it's all cool :D
HarryJpotter – got another dream. In Dumbeldore's office and there's a shiney thingy. Shouldn't touch but oh, well…
AlbusGotLemon at/HarryJpotter this is a pensieve. And Voldemort is getting stronger, methinks.
Hermy Going to kill Skeeter. Evening Tweets: third task begun, at/Fleur1/2Vela is out and so is poor at/ViktorKrum. Fingers crossed for at/HarryJpotter!
CedDiggory in the Maze only me and at/HarryJpotter – just both took the cup. In a weird place. tweet later!
HarryJpotter …if survive…
Wormtail – just killed one of the kids. We got potter. Blood, bones and flesh and he shall rise: Reward and fame at last!
IamLordVoldemort So good to be back! So, where were we? Oh yes, killing potter! But first, reunion at/DeathEaters come, minions!
James&Lily at/HarryJpotter Wow That's a cool move – good fighter, boy! Well, now you gotta let go and run. We love you!
Hermy – Cedric dead- Harry hurt but ok. With Moi'mody. Dear Merlin…Sad day, tweets :'(
MaDeYe haha he is sooo back!!! So, at/HarryJpotter I put your NAME in the GOBLET haha, weren't expecting this, yeah?
AlbusGotLemon at/ProfSnape take some Truth Serum, Moody isn't Moody – off to his office, teachers!
MaDeYe Yes I am a villain, took polyjuice too, got out of prison, lived invisibly – winkey knew and I killed Jorkins when she discovered and dad.
AlbusGotLemon at/HarryJpotter, your wand's and Voldemort are twins, hence the connection and your parents…
AlbusGotLemon minister is closing his eyes, it is going to be more difficult than I thought… Dear All, Voldemort is back – let's remember Cedric and give sense to his death
Hermy I GOT her – Skitter is an illegal animagus – beetle! at/MeMyselfNI annoy any of us and your secret is OUT!
ForgeNGred thx to at/HarryJpotter we're gonna work harder on pranks!! Thx mate!
HarryJpotter back to the durselys… dread this summer already…
BONUS: i'm really struggelin not to make to much of a parody, but couldn't resist these three:
RonWeas oh, bugger, a BALL… now that's ridiculous. Well, at/Hermy care to go with me?
HarryJpotter at/ChoChang hey howaya? Wondering if you kind of would want to be my, uh, date for the ball? Say yes, I'm HARRY POTTER!
Hermy at/RonWeas Sod off: it so happens someone already asked me. Goodlooking someone. Not you. Goodlooking and actually someone.
Hermy haha hope the poor Patil twins will enjoy! Sad girls. well well... let's go spend some quality time with my secret date ;)
Hermy at/HagrID aw, you know you're not dangerous and that skeeter is a … well, bad person. And you're a GOOD teacher! (god, what one has to say!)
HarryJpotter so the egg said I should claim something precious into the lake. I mean the LAKE – there's a GIANT SQUID in it! (amongst worst things)
AlbusGotLemon HarryJpotter, carefull with him - you mustn't give him toast, he's on diet! Poor ol' Squiddy!
IamLordVoldemort So good to be back! So, where were we? Oh yes, killing potter! But first, reunion at/DeathEaters come, minions!
Bella3HerLord He is back!!!!!! Can't wait to see him he is sooo dark!!!
James&Lily at/HarryJpotter Wow That's a cool move – good fighter, boy! Well, now you gotta let go and run. Fun!
James&Lily that's why i didn't want a shared account on twitter - no it's no fun. at/HarryJpotter Take care, sweet heart! We love you!
so well, more humour? less? just that way? reviews appreciated^^(and if unbearable grammar mistakes - except Krum's - tell me I'll correct it^^)
Love,
C.