1 Dear Ritsuka-

I like you~!

-Soubi

Soubi,

Are you high?

-Ritsuka

Dear Ritsuka,

Why do you ask that~?

-Soubi

Soubi,

Seriously, are you high or something?

-Ritsuka

Natsou and Yoji,

Why is Soubi being so weird?

-Ritsuka

Dear Ritsuka,

Don't ask what you don't want to know~

-Soubi

Ritsuka,

When is he not?

~N and Y

Natsou and Yoji,

Good question.

-Ritsuka

Ritsuka,

It must be because of something perverted. Probably because of you

~N and Y

Dear Ritsuka, Why won't you answer me? -Soubi Natsou and Yoji,

Never say that again!
-Ritsuka

Ritsuka,

Well it's true

-N and Y

Natsou and Yoji,

Shut the hell up! That's not funny!

-Ritsuka

Dear Ritsuka,

Are you there? Your status message says you're still online.

-Soubi

Ritsuka,

You're so mean to us! Almost as mean as Soubi!

-N and Y

Soubi,

Make your evil roommates shut up and go away!

-Ritsuka

Dear Ritsuka,

They aren't my roommates.

What are they doing to you?

-Soubi

Natsou and Yoji,

You guys are the mean, perverted ones!
-Ritsuka

Ritsuka,

Really? We'd like to show you just how perverted we can be~ XXX

-N and Y

Soubi,

What are they then?
-Ritsuka

Natsou and Yoji,

That's sexual harassment!

-Ritsuka

Dear Ritsuka,

They simply live with me without paying rent.

-Soubi

Soubi,

That's a roommate!

Tell them to stop it!

-Ritsuka

Ritsuka,

Please Ritsuka? XXX

Besides you can't do anything to make up stop.

-N and Y

Dear Ritsuka,

What are they doing to you?

-Soubi

Natsou and Yoji,

I'll just tell Soubi

-Ritsuka

Soubi,

I'm pretty sure it can be called sexual harassment!

-Ritsuka

Dear Ritsuka,

I'm going to kill them both!

-Soubi

Ritsuka,

No! No, please don't he'll kill us in our sleep if you do!

-N and Y

Natsou and Yoji,

I'm giving you both five seconds to get out before I catch up to you.

-Soubi

Kio,

Can I borrow your car?

-Soubi

Natsou and Yoji,

Already done. Sorry. I'd run if I were you.

-Ritsuka

Soubi,

Go ahead.

-Kio

Kio,

Sorry if there's blood on the tires when you get it back.

-Soubi

Soubi,

Wait! What the hell are you planning to do?!

-Kio

Kio,

Take care of a little problem I've had for a while now. Bye.

-Soubi

Ritsuka,

I'll be back soon.

-Soubi

Soubi,

Go easy on them.

Or don't.

-Ritsuka

I was bored last night and wrote four chapters of this. There's just not enough Loveless humor fics out there. Please R&R

-Wolfie

oh and by the way this does not violate any guidelines.

Fics like this usually violate these two rules if they are reported: 'Any form of interactive entry: choose your adventure, second person/you based, Q&As, and etc.' and 'Chat/script format and keyboard dialogue based entries.'

This story does not break those two rules. It's not interactive and it follows a storyline (even if it's not a serious storyline). It is also not written in a chat/script format if it were it would be something like this.

Ritsuka: text inserted here

instead of the way I wrote it. My way is more of a letter format than anything. I did not include any chat talk, either.

So don't report me

because this story is totally legal.