SUMMARY: Black*Star and Soul, timidly taking steps into their relationship with the Shinigami's son Death the Kid as to ensure it would not break, try to decide on what they should get for his birthday.

WARNING: A shit load of fluff and a brief mention of sex. 8D

Tis my first fic here on FF...Don't kill me D8

I just really, REALLY wanted to put this up REALLY BAD. I'll probably textify the "starting story" of my little idea of Kid being in a relationship with Soul and Black*Star since it's originally a comic... ((If you flame me, you're not cool and Soul shall be baked with them. Poor Soul. SO KEEP YER COMMENTS TO YOURSELF.))

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Black*Star and Soul now casually lounged around in Soul's apartment, with Liz, Patti, Maka, and Tsubaki around them; Kid had taken a mission from his father that was meant to be done solo. The girls of the group noticed how the two so-called dunderheads appeared in deep though, and it was at times like this that they could feel the hole that the shinigami left in his absence. As they all ate Black*Star would occasionally lean over to mumble something in Soul's ear, almost as if questioningly from the tone of his voice that they barely heard, only to either get a shake of the head or stifled laughter. Finally, Maka had enough of their suspicious behavior.

"WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU TWO?!" She roared, scaring everyone and making Blair the Cat – who was innocently sitting in Soul's lap – jump up with a yowl. The two boys merely blinked, as if not fazed by her random outburst.

"What's wrong with us? It's you the one that's yelling as loud as a foghorn," Black*Star retorted skillfully.

"You two seem unusually affected by Kid-san's absence…" Tsubaki clarified, and this got both of their faces flaring red.

"N-No we're not!"

"Then why are Soul-kun and Black*Star-baka red as tomatos?" Patti replied, giggling after she said it.

"…Er…" Soul looked torn between something before Black*Star proudly boasted,

"The reason why we may seem affected by Kid's absence is because we're trying to think of something really super awesome for his birthday!"

…Well. That wasn't the expected reply, and took all the females in the room aback.

"Why are you trying to get something "really super awesome"? Normally you just get him cheap stuff…" Liz replied.

"Well…that's kinda because…" Soul began to say, but he was too embarrassed to try and put it into words. "Damn it, this is so not cool…"

"Cause Kid's our lover, duh," Black*Star answered in Soul's place; though, when he said it his cheeks were too tinted a dark shade of red. Liz choked on the soda she had been drinking, Patti only blinked and continued to laugh, Maka sighed, and Tsubaki almost accidentally shoved her chop-sticks down her throat (seeing as they were eating Chinese take-out). Blair didn't actually seem fazed, for a reason that Maka did not know.

"W-WHAT?" Now it was Liz the one shouting; though, it was moreso in shock than in rage. "Damn that spoiled little rich brat, he never told me or Patti about this!"

"Actually, sis, Patti knew!" Patti replied, sniggering. "You was sleepin', and I heard funny noises so I went to Kid's room and saw him giving Soul a blowjob and Black*Star screwin' him from behind!"

Now everyone blushed furiously.

"B-B-Bu-But you said you'd locked the door, dammit!" Soul shouted at Black*Star. Black*Star chuckled sheepishly.

"Well~…You see, I kinda…er, lied…" Soul deadpanned.

"Goddamn, that's not cool. You know when Kid realizes that you lied to us he's gonna be pissed, right?"

"It was worth it!" Black*Star argued pathetically.

"He's probably not going to let you wear his shrouds for role-play anymore, you know that, right?" Black*Star paled now.

"You don't think he'd really do that?"

"I do, I do."

"B-But that takes all the fun out of f–"

"We do NOT need to know." Maka hissed, catching their attention again.

"Well, putting that aside. You said you needed something–"

"Good and super-awesome for his birthday, ri~ght?" Patti had cut Liz off mid-way, performing the weird sibling mind-reading power ritual that Soul was absolutely convinced they had.

"Yeah, but we just can't seem to think of anything good enough," Soul commented dejectedly. Liz began to ponder on possible ideas for Kid before Tsubaki interrupted with her own idea;

"Why not move in with him?" Liz snapped her finger.

"Aha! That's it!" She grinned. "Though no one would ever think it Kid's actually really clingy and affectionate to those he really cares for–"

"Like me an' sis!" Patti added cheerfully.

"Yeah, like Patti and I. He'd stay up when we were out too late, he'd worry if we were sick or even injured with something as small as a scraped knee–"

"'BUT IT COULD GET INFECTED'!" Patty quoted, bursting into spontaneous laughter.

"So whose place would we move into?" Maka asked, causing two heads to swivel to hers adjacently.

"What do you mean we?"

"Well you don't honestly think that we would tolerate living with a bunch of sweaty boys, do ya?" Patti queried. "We're gonna have Maka and Tsubaki move with you guys into our mansion since it's all big and empty!!"

"…That takes the fun out of it, you know," Soul said, his face stoic in agitation.

"Well it's not like they're going to share Kid's room, y'know." Liz added on.

"Wait a sec, we get to share Kid's room?" Black*Star asked, now seeming to regain his enthusiasm.

"We're his lovers, Black*Star, do you think he'd throw us out of the room we've already been in?" Soul asked. "Man, you're so slow."

"Shut up!"

"God, do you two ever stop bickering?" All heads turned simultaneously to see Kid standing in the doorway.

"Kiddo-ku~n!" Patti cheered. "You're back! Yay!"

"The mission wasn't that hard, you know," Kid commented, playing mock-offended for a moment before casting a quick look in Soul and Black*Star's directions. The two replied with winks. Maka caught this but said nothing.

"What have you been up to since I've been out?" Kid asked as he sat down.

"Eh, nothing much. Talkin' and shit." Soul replied, handing Kid a soda that he gratefully took. And then he began to drink, seeming almost a little too parched. Concern momentarily crossed the two other boy's faces; but only for a moment.

"So, when did you plan on telling us you were fucking both Soul and Black*Star?" Liz asked. Kid spat out his soda in shock with a loud PFFT before coughing loudly and giving a bewildered look to Liz.

"W-What?" He asked, though it sounded strained as he was trying to keep himself from coughing. Black*Star patted his back to help him with his dilemma.

"We told them, Kid," Black*Star said flippantly.

"They already knew something was off since we were apparently "affected" by your absence, and if we continued denying it I have no doubt that Tiny-tits would have told them, which would have been un-cool but whatever." He then seemed as if he remembered something. "By the way…"

He gave his shinigami lover a chaste kiss before drawing away and averted his eyes from the group of girls that stared at them, shell-shocked.

"Welcome back."

Kid blinked and was originally planning to raise a hand to gently touch his lips in his shock due to the happening of such a bold move from his normally more timid partner, but had instead gotten his lips locked with Black*Star's, who decided to be bolder and incorporate tongue into his kiss. Kid let out a muffled moan when a heady feeling began to embed itself into his mind as the force from Black*Star against him bowled him over on top of Soul's lap. Then Black*Star parted and grinned, looking up at his other lover's face.

"That's how you do a welcome back kiss, Soul." Soul snorted.

"You really shouldn't do it that way, though, cause Kid gets aroused easily."

"Ahem." Now all three males looked over to their group of observers. Kid blushed furiously, thoroughly embarrassed but the other two boys had a look on their faces that said "So?".

"God, Kid, and you tell us we're like virgins."

"I-It varies on the situation, Goddamn it." Kid hissed, still blushing.

"Get a room!" Patti cheered, causing all three of them to color.

"You hungry?" Maka asked Kid kindly, and Kid smiled meekly.

"Kind of, I haven't eaten since yesterday night."

"The mighty Black*Star-sama will feed you then!" Kid spluttered indignantly as he then tried to push his blue-haired lover off of him.

"N-No way in hell, Black*Star, I can feed myself!" Soul's face stretched into a smile as he then decided to play along in Black*Star's little game by holding Kid's arms behind his back and then the other looked to him with a deer-in-the-headlights look.

"You're ganging up on me?"

"That's what happens when you date the two of us, Kid!" Soul sniggered, and even with Kid "struggling" against the grip of the scythe and trying to avoid the demon blade meister's chopsticks that kept on trying to poke his face, the atmosphere was light.

Liz snorted and shook her head, and leaned over to Tsubaki and Maka.

"You know, even if they're fucking each other, they haven't changed a bit."

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The days passed sluggishly, turning into weeks and then suddenly it seemed to Black*Star and Soul that their uke's birthday had come too soon. Black*Star seemed surprisingly nervous as Soul clasped a hand on his shoulder.

"What's wrong?" Black*Star's eyes rose up to his lovers. Maka and Tsubaki had said they'd occupy Kid for the day, leaving Liz and Patty to help them re-arrange the guest rooms and Kid's room. Though, Liz and Patty then said that they would leave Kid's room in their hands and went down to the guest rooms to prepare for Tsubaki and Maka.

"What if he doesn't like it? I mean, he's always gotten us such good gifts for our birthdays and now I feel like a jerk for not only giving him cheap, shallow gifts before I actually got to know him but also not knowing him well enough to get him something that would make him touched…"

"Well, with this moving in crap that means we're getting more serious, you know? We'll be able to get to know him because of that." Soul placed a gently kiss on Black*Star's pouting lips in reassurance and Black*Star smiled slightly before the small smile became a large grin.

"Thanks for reassuring me, Soul!" And with that he attacked Soul like he did with Kid that day and they didn't even know they were falling until Soul's head hit the post of Kid's bed. He parted from Black*Star's kiss to glare at the offending item before Black*Star got up and held out his hand for Soul to grasp. Soul smiled slightly and allowed the other to pull him up.

"Well then, let's get started?" Soul's face pulled into its usual lazy grin and nodded firmly, glancing back to all of their stuff that sat in an indiscernible heap in the middle of the room.

"Yeah."

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"That was fun, guys, thanks for the pick-me-up." Kid said, smiling, as he, Maka and Tsubaki all made their way to his mansion. Maka and Tsubaki only smiled cheerfully.

"No problem, Kid, we enjoyed it." Dammit you two, you had better be done or else your idea is ruined.

"I just wish…" Kid began, before shaking his head. "Ah, never mind."

"What, Kid?" Tsubaki asked gently, placing a hand on his arm. He seemed disheartened as he gazed down at the cobblestone walk-way that went to the entrance of his home.

"I just wish that Black*Star and Soul had remembered my birthday… I saw them this morning but they didn't say anything. No happy birthday, no nothing… I sound selfish, don't I?"

"No you don't, Kid." Maka scolded. "It's only natural you'd feel that way…" You idiots, you could have at least told him Happy Birthday!

"I'm sure they didn't forget, Kid-san!" Tsubaki cheered, and her positive outlook rose Kid's spirits a little.

"Thank you, Tsubaki." They arrived at the door and he then opened it.

His mouth dropped in shock.

"Happy birthday, Kid!" Both Soul and Black*Star sat on the couch, but faced him with pleased looks on their faces. A banner hung – symmetrically – overhead, reading those exact words. Meanwhile, Patti and Liz left the kitchen, wiping off flour and other ingredients off of their bodies and aprons.

"The cake's almost done, Kid, so why don't you go see their present for you?" Kid blinked.

"Go see it?"

"Come on, Kid."

"Yeah, yeah, come and see!"

Kid felt his lips curl slightly as he followed his two significant others, as they led him up the stairs and to…his room? They then covered his eyes and all three walked in.

Simultaneously, both said, "Hope you like it."

Then, they uncovered his eyes and he took in the sight with awe.

All of their stuff had been added, Soul's plentiful amount of posters scattered asymmetrically around his walls and Black*Star's weights and furniture also added. In one corner of the room there were Soul's instruments sitting, and despite the lack of order and symmetry Kid's lips, to Black*Star and Soul's relief and joy, curled into a teary smile.

"Y-you guys…"

"Hope you don't mind if we come and live with you, Kid," Soul whispered into his ear, his breath creating a friction that made Kid redden. However, he had a large smile on his face as he turned to face the two "dunderheads" and hug them tightly.

"I-I don't know what to say…! I- I feel…It's like I'm about to die of happiness."

"Don't do that, Kid, then what will we do without your hot mouth and tight ass?" Kid mock-scowled as he shoved Black*Star slightly.

"You idiot!"

"So, you forgive the asymmetry, right?" Soul asked. Kid snorted slightly, purposefully ignoring Liz's shouts for them to "stop doing whatever the hell they were doing and come down" since the cake was done.

"It still pisses me the hell off, but for you guys I can afford to make an exception."