XP: Thanks to everyone who reviewed! ...Yoko Fujiyoka, basically. Sadly, Shadow dolls have not been manufactured and thus cannot be given or sold. Awwwwww.

~~**MEETING OF THE UKES: ONE**~~

"You can't stop the beat~" Ghost sang softly, hanging on the roof boredly. He yawned, though mostly out of boredom instead of tiredness. "Damn it, it's boring..." Ghost whined, laying in such a dangerous way that his head was at the edge of the roof, and if he fell he would fall head first. Shadow was up there with him, staring at the clouds in the sky blankly. It was rare for the two to be together. since their boyfriends were supremely possessive. Only Tala was more lax towards Kai. Kai climbed up to join them too.

"Woo, the meeting of the ukes~" Ghost cheered half-heartedly.

"Hey," Shadow greeted, not taking his purple eyes off of the fluffy, pretty, white clouds. Kai nodded in response and sat near the two of them.

There was comfortable silence for a while, until...

"So, are they good? ...You know what I mean," Ghost cut into the silence, playing with the piercings on his left ear.

"What?" Kai and Shadow flushed darkly.

"I'm sure you guys would say yes, being biased and all, plus only ever having that one person fuck you... heh heh heh," Ghost chuckled as he saw their red faces. "I don't know you guys, but I like it rough."

"...And so that's why you always make Kuja angry? Kuja's gonna die fast like that, you know," Kai chided softly, still embarrassed. Ghost shrugged, "Oh, come on, guys, give me some information~!"

Shadow played with his collar. "Weeeelll, Aaron is into foreplay, roleplay, bondage, and all sorts of awesome kinky things, or so he says... does."

"Oooh, what kinda role play?" Ghost sat up interestedly, sitting dangerously close to the edge.

"I-I... erm. All kinds...?" Shadow shrunk away.

"Aww, it's okay, Shadow, I'm a kinky seme when Kuja's being effing adorable too~~" Ghost grinned. "Me and Aaron actually trade ideas!" Shadow glared poutingly at Ghost in accusation, as if one of the roleplays had been exceptionally painful or shameful. "So, so, now Kai-kun~~!"

"...Tala is an expert in all sex positions..."

"OMG! DIDN'T EXPECT THAT!" Ghost gasped. "WHERE DID HE LEARN THOSE? OH OH I KNOW FROM, FROM..."

"the supreme internet?" Shadow interrupted, amused.

"YESH, MY SHA-DOW-DOW! YESH! YOU HAVE LEARNED!" Ghost cackled maniacally... and fell off the roof... into Tala's arms.

"THE FUCK?" Tala collapsed onto the ground when Ghost suddenly landed on him.

"...My savior, my hero!" Ghost glomped Tala happily. Tala immediately pushed him onto the floor. "Awww, that's hurts, ya meanie... I know you love me deep down though," Ghost teased.

"...Tala Ivanov. Did you just drop my Chiba on the floor?" Kuja growled darkly.

"Eh...err, ...yeah...?"

"..." Kuja smiled sweetly, hidden malicious intent swarming all over his body. "You die."

"I'M SORRY!" Tala ran off screaming, with Kuja hot on his heels. Aaron smirked and walked over to the area where Shadow was, and reached up his arms to carry Shadow down. Shadow blushed at how delicately he was being treated. "I am not made of glass, Aaron."

"But you might break," Aaron frowned, checking Shadow for injuries or anything unusual. Satisfied, he set Shadow on the floor. Kai was once again alone of the roof. Kai glanced down with amusement at everyone. He closed his eyes and enjoyed the breeze sweeping through his hair, feeling like he was in the air.

"HELP, KAI!" Tala screamed.

Kai's eyes snapped open. "Kuja, please stop or I might have to get violent."

"Aw, Kai, you know i don't want to fight you," Kuja frowned, anger still radiating off him in waves.

"So stop," Kai insisted firmly.

"...If he apologises and Chiba accepts it," Kuja said grudgingly.

"Oh, thank god," Tala sighed. "...Sorry, Ghost."

"How about a 'sorry kiss'?" Ghost grinned, and before Tala could decline, he grabbed Tala by the collar and kissed him hard, making it as erotic as possible. When he let go, Tala almost died from lack of breath.

"...Chiba. In. NOW." Kuja growled demanding, even darker energy radiating him.

"Mmmmm, that sounds nice," Ghost grinned. He liked it when Kuja got angry and punished him. It felt awesome. "So bye, people, I'm gonna go get myself fucked into oblivion."

"Good luck," Aaron cheered, looking at Shadow rather lustfully. Shadow gulped and cursed Ghost in his head.

"Bye then," Kai closed his eyes again. He was used to Ghost's kissing. It was like eating for Ghost. Simple and necessary.

"Go and die, bitch," Tala growled, still breathing hard.

"Heh heh, till next time~~~" Ghost waved.

XP: And so Ghost will be fucked again xDDDDD Meeting of the ukes(bottom)~! People please drop in weird requests thanks (: If you like this please say so and there might be a part two!