So here is my new story. I am not really satisfied with how this chapter turned out... I hope you like it anyway. This story is going to be a romantic one like I promised, but I am not entirely sure if I want to make it humorous or dramatic or...even though I think it will turn out with a little humor...hence the title :D:D

I would really appreciate it if you leave a comment.

I don't own Bleach or any other characters.

I might have to change the rating later on. Depends on whether I decide to make it more smexy or not :D

And I'm not sure how long this will turn out...depends on the feedback I think. But then again maybe not :D:D

"Hey there, Byakuya-bo."

He couldn't believe his ears. His heart skipped a few beats and began racing as if to make up for the loss. Has his mind finally snapped and he is imagining things? But this voice…

The voice of the woman he loved once. Not that he had ever admitted that out loud. But then she vanished and he was left alone. And now the only thing that reminded him of her were the wounds the news of her disappearance had clashed into his heart.

"Time will heal all wounds", they said. But it doesn't. It merely dulls the pain. But it doesn't take away the yearning. The first years after she had left he would lie in his bed in the middle of a dark night. With no other things present to witness his agony but his own breathing and labored heart beat. And lying there he wouldn't be able to hold the cold darkness down anymore as it gripped his heart. He had done everything to forget her. But a heart that loved once will never forget the object of its desire.

And even now as a grown up man everything came back to him with the sound of her voice.

And the funny thing about this situation was that he may have had expected his heart to hurt again; to torture him when she finally came back, but he had never expected the feelings he had right now. It felt like she never left. He could feel the hope and longing running through his veins and affecting his system. And he hated himself for it. He hated how his body felt so…relieved. Like a huge weight that fell of his shoulders and he weighted next to nothing. Why would he feel like that after everything she had done to him? Why would he be glad that she was back?

He turned around slowly. He refused to let her see the tumult that was going on inside of him. His eyes betrayed nothing. They were smooth and clear like the water of a resting lake.

"Yoruichi" Her name left a nostalgic taste on his lips.

And there she was. Like a devil. His nightmare. His sweetest dream. The one woman that could turn his world upside down with a single look or smile. And it seemed as if they were back to level one. As he stared at the dark beauty sitting casually at his table he noticed the small changes time carved into her appearance. Her hair was longer. It fell over her shoulders in luscious waves of purple and he could tell that they were smooth as silk without actually touching them. Not that he wouldn't want…

Damn it! This woman always got to him. But he refused to be controlled by her. No. The times he played by her rules were over. He would teach her to show some respect to him. He was the Head of the Kuchiki clan now after all.

He looked right into her eyes to keep his thoughts from going astray, but it didn't prove to be very wise. Her eyes glistened with some hidden knowledge and…amusement? He instantly felt drawn to them. Their mysterious depths luring him…maybe…just maybe…they could…

No! She was doing it again. He could feel the anger pooling inside of him. The nerve of that woman…

"What do you want?" His voice was cold, betraying no emotion.

"I only wanted to visit an old friend and tell him that I'm back."

"Message received. You may go."

She couldn't help but laugh at that. My, my Byakuya. Aren't we a little grumpy? But just you wait…

He lost himself in this sound. It reminded him of the times she used to come to his mansion to play tag. She used to laugh that very same laugh. So carefree…so shameless. And he caught himself enjoying it.

He felt a sudden gust of wind and in the blink of an eye she was beside him. Shock ran through every fiber of his body, freezing him into immobility. And clearly enjoying herself she leaned up with a mischievous glint in her eyes to whisper into his ear. He suppressed a shiver as he felt her breath at the side of his face. She paused; stretching out the moment.

"As you wish…"

And she was gone.

This was the pilot of the story. I had to find a scenario for Yoruichi's return. I tried to keep them in character but you will have to tell me if I suceeded or not :D I know that there are some people that don't really like my writing style but that won't stop me from posting anyway :P :D But if you have some constructive critisism or ideas I would like to hear your oppinion.

I take requests BTW so if there is someone who wants me to write something please contact me. I like challanges :D:D