Dino was crazy for having a stupid reason to think Hibari was crazy. The tenth Cavallone boss believed the boy to be insane for thinking that beating him with tonfa several times in the face would make Dino love him any less.

"How many times must I tell you," Hibari said coolly, preparing to attack. "Not to touch me when I'm on school grounds?" He slammed his weapon into Dino's stomach, then put his hands on his hips and asked, "You don't die easily, huh?"

Dino merely used his pinky to clean out his ears then said, "Repeat that, please? Blood was clogging the inside of my ears."

Hibari slammed his foot down onto Dino's back. "No." He said simply before stomping on the man until blood shot out from Dino's mouth.

After a minute of lying in a pool of his own red fluids, Dino sat up to say, "Ow."

Hibari stood by the roof railing and watched as the students exited the school or practiced sports at the track and fields.
"Hey," Dino called out. Hibari didn't turn to face him. He continued, "How come I can hug you and stuff anywhere else, but not when we're here?"

Hibari accidentally let his face turn red from embarrassment when Dino asked the question. He loathed the idea of this being noticed by Dino and decided he needed to distract the man. So, he threw a tonfa at the tenth Cavallone boss, aiming it for the crotch. Hibari smirked at the sound of the crack. Dino froze from the pain and fell back onto the cold roof floor.

"Shut up." Hibari hissed. "You talk too much."

"If this is how you treat a lover," Dino shouted. "Then what's it going to be like when you get married?" He regretted it as soon as the words left his mouth.

Hibari strode over quietly, making himself appear even more menacing. Then, when he was looming over Dino just right, he calmly asked, "What did you say?"

This sent chills through Dino's body. He knew something bad was coming.

Hibari squat down in front of Dino and grabbed each of the man's cheeks (The ones on his face, you perverts. Geez!).

"You say the most selfish things!" Hibari snarled. "I'll never be able to get married. Our marriage wouldn't be legal, you know, so how could I ever get married, huh?"

Dino blinked with surprise. "Kyoya…" He murmured, leaning closer to the boy's face. "Right now, so badly, I want kiss y—"

Hibari head butted Dino and watched as he fell once again, blood leaking from several of the man's cuts and wounds. It ran out his mouth like drool and bruises were stitched into the man's skin like patches on an old sweater. The tenth Cavallone boss lied there in a beaten heap, seeming almost lifeless. Hibari looked at him up and down then chuckled lightly at his own work.

"Oh and by the way," The sadistic boy said as he made his way to the door of the staircase that led back down into the school. "I refuse to break laws while at the school. Considering our ages and the prefecture, you're a pedophile." Then in a flash, he was gone.

Dino curled up into a ball and thought, "I'm crazy for falling love with someone like that, huh?"

…Then he cursed the prefecture they were in.

A/N: The age of consent in Japan is 13, but prefectures can change it to be higher like to 17 or 18. Since I thought it'd be funny, I made it very convenient for Hibari who is 17(?) or younger (and inconvenient for Dino who's 22) that they live in a prefecture that has the age of consent at 18. Thanks to leiya for pointing out some interesting info. =D