Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, only my OCs and stuff.

A/N: I want to be honest with you all. No, I did not lie about my age, name, gender, ethnicity and that sort of shit. I want to tell you that I never planned to write this. I just got lonely :( JUST KILLING. Haha, that's what my mom ends-up saying everytime when she tries to say "Just kidding!" well sometimes she says it right. Wasn't THAT random?

Also, I want to suggest to you guys a really good writer. Her name is Heaven Will Blaze and I love her! No, and not like that; I like boys. Muscular, good-looking (handsome), funny, smart (I can't stand stupid men) and kind guys. Anyway, check-out her stories because they're really good. If you like Akatsuki x OC then seriously, check 'em out now! DO ME A FAVOR -- HONESTLY READ HER STORIES AND REVIEW THEM! You won't regret it.

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Sighing, you took a seat on the floor since there were no more seats on the couch. You and the rest of the Akatsuki were in the living room of the Akatsuki base. Why? That's what you wanted to know, too. It was all Tobi's fault for ushering you into the living room in such a frenzy you thought the place was on fire or something. Which wouldn't make sense because the hide-out was made up of mostly some sort of rock, maybe granite. You didn't know.

Everyone was sitting there, silent. It got pretty awkward after a certain amount of time until Tobi stood up, dragging a reluctant Deidara. "We're going to play a game!" Tobi excitedly announced, shaking like he just chugged down cappucino or something. "Tobi likes games!" he added and turned his face to Deidara. "Go, sempai!"

Deidara had a look on his face like he really wanted to blow his stupid annoying orange ass to the moon. He grunted and said, "We're going to play 7 Minutes in Heaven." Then he went to sit down before Tobi could pull him into some deeper shit. Like he needed to be humiliated any more after that huge complex about his gender.

Tobi pulled out one of those straw hats the Akatsuki members used. "Tobi will pull out a paper and that is the person Tobi will spend 7 minutes with in the closet! Then it will be the next person's turn..." He indicated to a door quite well disguised with the color of the wall and pointed at you.

You groaned. You've never played this game before and you were forced against your will to play it. You always hated playing games because you were mature and serious, like most of the Akatsuki, so this was like a slap in the face and a kick in the ass.

Tobi pulled a piece of paper after a few seconds. "Tobi, you just freaking looked at it!" you said, getting pissed. "Hurry the fuck up! I want to get this done and over with, so get your ass moving!" You glared at him with your apple-green eyes, which were darkening to an ominous shade.

Tobi sweat-dropped for about a second and snapped his face to the opposite direction, put his hand in the hat with was shaped like a plate, and pulled out a small sheet of paper. "It says..." Tobi stopped, probably to add emphasis. "It says...!"

"WHAT THE HELL?! TOBI!" you screamed, getting impatient. Everyone eyed you like you were a freaking alien or something. Ignoring them, you tried to maintain your composure. Your mother always told you to be more lady-like, patient and to not swear. "Just... hurry, please."

"There's a flower on it." Tobi finished, shaking in fear. "What does a flower mean, sempai?" He turned his head to Deidara, who looked at him with the expression clearly saying 'How would I know?'

Hidan groaned and flung his head back over the couch. "God damn, man. I could be using this precious time fucking some blonde-haired babe, but no, fucking Jashin damn it, I'm stuck here playing some immature fucked-up game. Now the shithead doesn't even know what the hell a flower stands for and he was the one who made up the fucking designs and whatnot." He muttered some more profanities under his breath. Just so like Hidan.

Everyone sighed along with him, showing their boredness.

"OH! Tobi remembers now! Flower means Zetsu!" Tobi stupidly said as he finally recollected his memory. "Yay! Tobi gets to spend 7 minutes with Zetsu!" he realized.

That was SO delayed... you mentally said, grinding your teeth together. How long will this living hell go on? You started to impatiently tap your teeth. There was a shit load of other stuff you could be doing, making use of your time, unlike this.

Waiting for 7 minutes to pass, you and a few other members shared looks with each other whenever some really weird sound was emitted from the closet. You could've sworn you heard a really deep voice that didn't belong to either Tobi or Zetsu while Kisame said he heard some moaning. Oh, lonely Kisame. He must really be lonely to be hallucinating love-making sounds. That guy really needed love and pretty much everyone knew it. You shot him a pityful look which he didn't see.

After he came out you quickly grabbed a slip of paper. Quickly scanning it, you saw a splash of red liquid on it. It wasn't drawn on, the sheet of paper was actually stained with some dark red substance. It was dry, the soiled part of the paper crinkly and crimson. "What the hell?" You put up your hand for everyone to see.

"That's Hidan, Kitade." Pein answered with no emotion in his voice whatsoever.

Ugh. Seven freaking minutes in a small damn closet with that bastard? You inwardly cringed. Whatever. You rose from the ground, your butt slightly numb, and swiftly and gracefully strutted your way to the closet. As you were walking, you passed Hidan. "Hidan, hurry up. Let's get this done and over with."

Hidan grunted in response and rose up, cracking his back. "Yeah."

The closet was pitch-black, which made you slightly afraid. Sure, you were an Akatsuki, but that didn't mean you were fearless, though you liked people thinking you were. The moment you stepped in the closet the door shut with a heavy thud, making you flinch. "What the hell? Hidan?" you growled.

There was no response.

"Hidan..." you said, darting your eyes around the dark. You weren't actually sure how big the closet was and what was in it since it was dark the moment you got in. "I know you're in here... Stop shitting around!"

There was a chuckle. You turned on your heel to the direction you heard the sound come from. "Stop playing!" you said.

Something, or, more precisely, someone pushed you into the wall, making you gasp at the sudden contact. It was definitely Hidan and you knew it. When you gasped, that certain someone pushed their lips roughly against yours and swiftly slid their tongue into your mouth, taking the time when you gasped as their opportunity. You could feel smooth soft strands of hair on your face. No shit it was Hidan.

You tried to push him off you since his sheer body weight that was keeping you pressed up against the wall was pretty much suffocating. He didn't remove his body weight but he did move his mouth away from yours. "Hidan! I'm not kidding with you! Get away!" you said, not in the mood for it. Hidan was hot, you had to admit that. He was one of the sexiest men in the Akatsuki, and it wasn't like you hated him or anything. You just weren't in the mood for it.

Unbeknownst to you, the people outside of the closet in the living room were getting everything in surround-sound. "What the heck is happening?" Deidara asked, not really worried, more on the curious side.

"They're playing!" Tobi stupidly yelled.

"She can handle herself if anything bad is happening." Itachi solemnly said.

Hidan knew himself that there wasn't enough time, so he quickly unbuttoned your Akatsuki cloak with great celerity and dexterity. Before you knew it, you were only dressed in a see-through white bra and white pair of undies. "Mm... you look so damn sexy," Hidan said, smirking. You could tell he was smirking because after a while your eyes got somewhat adjusted to the darkness of everything, using the tiny bit of light coming in from the bottom of the door as your only light source. "I wanna pound right into you know, you know that, Kitade?"

You kept your mouth shut. You were pissed. "Hidan. I'm not joking around. Gimme my cloak and clothe right now or else!" you hissed through your teeth.

"Or what, bitch?" Hidan mocked. "You can't do shit to me. I'm the man and you're the damn woman. Don't make me strip you fucking naked and fuck you right there in front of all of them," he threatened.

"You wouldn't dare..." you whispered, knowing that he really would if that was the only way he was going to have sexual intercourse with you.

"You know the answer, Kitade..." he whispered.

Right now, you were positioned on top of Hidan's you-know-what. "Ready for this, Kitade-chan?" he teased. "You better bounce yourself on me or I'm going to claw my hands into your hips and MAKE you." He tightened his grip on your hips, indicating that escape was futile.

"Stop!" you screamed. "Hidan! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE! LET GO! RAPIST! RAPE!" You started to pull at his hands which were only increasing the strength they were using to hold you in place.

Meanwhile...

"Oh my god!" Konan said for the first time. "Did you hear that?"

"Holy fuck!" Deidara yelled, hearing everything. "Hidan's RAPING Kitade! You hear that?" he said, turning his head to someone else.

"Bastard. Always destroying girls who actually have a real life." Kakuzu said, still showing no surprise or emotion. "Hn." Then Kakuzu opened up his newspaper in one swift movement.

"Sempai, what is rape?" Tobi asked, cocking his head to the side.

"Not the time!" Deidara yelled, running toward the closet. He was pulling at the shabby door knob. "It won't open! Damn it, un!"

"Ugh! Help!" you yelled.

"It won't work." Hidan smirked in the dark, his shiny white teeth gleeming. "I put my scythe there so it's practically fucking impossible to come in. Now you and I can have a fucking great time without any disturbances..."

"No!" you yelled. You tried punching him in the face, but it still wouldn't work.

Then, it happened. Hidan slammed you down on his cock. You weren't a virgin, but it had been quite a while since having sex. You were silent for a few seconds, unaccustomed to the strange feeling of being penetrated by a large cock. "Eugh... y-you bastard..." you managed to utter out.

"Hahahahaha. I know I am, whore." Hidan cackled as he bounced you on his cock, slowly gaining momentum. "Like that?" he mocked.

You just let him take control for a while, even though you were on top. You knew that it was pretty much useless to try to resist now. You were on his dick and that was that. Once in, you knew Hidan would never get his penis out until he achieved what he wanted. You then involuntarily let out a low moan.

Even in the dark, you could tell Hidan was grinning. "You sound so cute..." he teased. "I want to squeeze more and more of those sounds from you... god damn." Then, soon enough, your body took control despite what you emotionally wanted. You started to hump yourself (bounce on his dick) and soon enough you felt your release coming.

You were moaning so loud that you knew for sure everyone would be getting a freaking broadcast on the happenings of the small dark closet. "H-H-Hidan... t-times almost u-u-u-up... Stop..." you said, stuttering everytime he hit that certain spot that made you go crazy with ecstacy.

Hidan would massage your breasts and lightly roll and pinch your pink nipples, even licking and sucking them once or twice. He lightly bit the right nipple while massaging your left, making you whimper. He smirked, "You got the big motherfucking tits, bitch." He sucked them some more, now changing to the left tit. "Oh my Jashin, I could do this all fucking day!"

Right when you were about to cum, Hidan flipped you over, so he was now on top, and you were on the bottom. "Uhn?" you said. He was hitting so much harder now. Your mind was going blank from all the pleasure, it was insane. His thrusting was making you go over the edge. You wrapped your legs around his waist, put your arms around his neck and pulled him closer to you. "F-Faster! Harder! Ugh!!! Fuck me into the wall! Oh god!"

"Weren't you the one screaming 'Stop~ Hidan~' a few minutes ago?" Hidan questioned in a sarcastic voice. "Now you want me to fuck you into the damn wall? What kind of body do you have?"

"A... sensitive one. But not sensitive enough. HARDER!" you answered, barely able to speak. It was taking all your self control to not just start screaming. That's how good the pleasure was. So good you wanted Hidan to ram you into the wall at full strength and was holding back the urge to scream your freaking throat out.

Hidan pulled back, but not so much so that his dick was fully out of your pussy, but almost. Then he thrusted in so hard your release finally came. This time, you did scream. The whole Akatsuki would here, like they did for the moaning and yelling about rape, but you honestly didn't care right now. The feelings you were feeling right now were much too good to be ruined by a simple concern as small as that.

"Come with me, Kitade..." Hidan said.

"Y-yeah..." I said, panting.

"B-but, n-n-not inside... y-you" you whispered.

"Oopsy fuckin do!" Hidan whispered just as low as I did in my ear. "A bit too late for that, are we?"

"F-f-fuck you..." you said, turning my head slowly. He was still on top and you were still on bottom. You both just had your releases and you could hardly move. You were so tired of Hidan's crazy powerful pumping and the wonder feeling down 'there' in your downstairs that you could only lay there.

"I just did." Hidan smirked, obviously still shitting around from earlier on.

You were so exhausted that you nearly fell asleep, well, you did. Hidan, being a man with an amazing sexual need and desire (not to mention energy), just pulled his dick out and watched the sperm pour out. He muttered, "If you weren't so tired I'd make you give me a blowjob..." He was kind of wishing he could fuck you again, but he held back the urge to.

It had been about 15 minutes and Deidara was about ready to blow the shitty little closet up. "DAMN IT COME OUT! HIDAN!!!"

Hidan walked out of the closet with his scythe, saying, "Relax, girly man." Deidara peered in the dark closet, almost afraid of what was in there.

"Hey... where is Kitade, hm?" Deidara asked, warily looking at Hidan. "I don't see her... What did you do??"

"Eh? Oh yeah. The bitch is in the closet all right. Don't need to worry about that. What did I do? You fucktards should've gotten a freaking broadcast on what the hell happened in that closet! I fucking fucked her brains out!" Hidan laughed and flexed his shoulders. "Don't ask retarded damn questions like that. Also, if I were you, I wouldn't go in. It smells like my sperm, Kitade's cum, and hot sex." Hidan smirked and left, walking down the halls.

"Ehhh... pervert." Deidara muttered. "Sick son of a bitch..." Then, he looked around. "Anyone willing to volunteer? I'll do it if..."

"I'll go get her..." Konan sighed, walking in the closet to retrieve you.

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Okay. Let me tell you people a few things.

1. This was actually intended to be a one-shot, or just a series of lemons with random Akatsuki guys (the hot ones). But it turned-out seeming like a series. So fuck, right?

Which is why I need your guy's opinions. Should I just leave it like this and make it a one-shot thing or make it into a Hidan Lemon thing? It's kind of hard because judging from the ending (at least that's what I think) it kind of seemed like it would go on. You know, more chapters.

OR -- should I make this an Akatsuki Lemon and have each chapter a different sex story with different Akatsuki characters? Which means there would only be a total of 10 chapters (if I were to count Kisame & Zetsu). One for each guy, you know.

Also, if I do make this a story that is going to have chapters, I'm most likely going to change it to either Kitade's point of view (I did this, I did that), or third person point of view (Kitade jumped over the bridge, Hidan raised his middle finger).

TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK! REVIEW AND TELL ME!

1. ONE-SHOT SERIES (different guys)

2. HIDAN LEMON STORIES (based only on Hidan)

3. JUST A ONE-SHOT (no different guys and 10 chapters)

REVIEW! FAVORITE! STORY ALERT! - this!