Me: CHAPTER 10! DEIZ AMIGO! NUMBER EX! I am on a ROLL!!!!!!

Miffles: Well then. You're off your rocker.

Me: SHHHH! This is where Yvaine professes her love for TRISTEN!!!

Miffles: *To audience* we're watching "Stardust".

Me: It's my FAV MOVIE!!! Right up there with "Aquamarine"!!!!

Miffles: I like the chorus of dead ghosts. They're funny. I like them!

Me: I like Yvaine. She's my favorite. I also like Captain Shakespeare. I also like Tristan hair. It's cool.

Miffles: You like everyone's hair!

Me: not true. I hate *thinks* Nope your right. I like everyone's hair.

Miffles: and now Yvaine is glowing to kill the witch. Dude she glows really bright.

Me: MY EYES!!!

Spock: *Singing* BLIIIIIIIIIINDED BY THE LIGHT!!!!REVED UP LIKE A DEUCE! ANOTHER RUNNER IN THE NIGHT!!!!!

Me: AWWWWWW!!!! NOW THERE KISSING!!!!!!!

Spock: Uhh…I'm going to leave. *Leaves*

Me: hey, we found a way to shut him up without mortally wounding him!

Miffles: maybe we can try that instead!

*Silence*

Me and Miffles: *Bursts out into Laughing really hard*

Me: OH! That's a good one!

Miffles: Ok, here's the story! *Still laughing* OW! My sides hurt! *keeps laughing*

*At the Jedi Council*

Samansa: As you can see, we don't know what to do with this girl.

Cap: We presume she's dangerous and need training to control it.

Samansa: But she is my best friend.

Mace Windu: do you have any ideas?

Cap: We don't know. We're open to ideas.

Member 1: Why don't we chain her in prison until we destroy this Pain guy?

Member 2: What if we put her on the rebel base in Hoth. When we get rid of Pain, we can pick her up.

Samansa: No. both of those ideas I won't allow. In Prison Pain could make her miserable with the pain he can put into her body if she had no control. On Hoth he could kill her. All he has to do is make her sit outside with no heat protection.

Member 3: What If we brought her here? We could look into her mind and see what's there. Maybe we can find someone to help get it out.

Other members: *Mutters of agreement*

Mace Windu: Are we decided?

All Members: *Nod* Yes.

Mace Windu: Then we are agreed. The girl will come here!

Samansa: *bows* thank you.

Cap and Samansa: *leave*

Cap: well, guess it's time to head back to the shuttle.

Samansa: then we need to take Jiru back to the Enterprise.

Cap: Maybe we should call Scotty. See what's going on.

Samansa: good idea. *Takes out Communicator* Samansa to Scotty, do you hear me?

Scotty: loud and clear captain!

Samansa: Scotty what's going on over there?

Scotty: It's Jiru. Pain's taken over her body!

Samansa: Oh no!

Scotty: Were trying to restrain her. So far we've strapped her to a hospital bed and used more Knock-Out gas.

Cap: *Shivers* UH!! That stuff makes you feel ditzy then you just feel like your falling OFF the floor. It's weird.

Samansa: *Smacks Cap's arm* Pay attention! Jiru's body has been taken over!! Do you know how much pain she could be going through? I'm sure it's worse than falling off the floor any day.

Cap: Sorry.

Samansa: How's she doing?

Scotty: Well, she's asleep right now. When she wakes up we're going to have Yoda start going her lessons on controlling her mind.

Samansa: Good. Scotty, were going to be there in a few hours. Make sure NOTHING happens to Jiru.

Scotty: You can count on me!

Samansa: Samansa out. *Turns off communicator* Come on.

Cap: TO THE SHUTTLE!

*Back at Star Fleet Academy*

Samansa and Cap: *Run into the Academy*

Samansa: Is she okay?

Person in Star Fleet Academy Uniform: Hospital wing. The news is ALL over the school.

Cap: Thank you!

Samansa and Cap: *rush to hospital wing*

Samansa: JIRU! We're taking you to Naboo! The Jedi Council can help you there!

Nurse: SSSSH! SHE'S SLEEPING!

Cap: We need to get her on the Enterprise!

Nurse: No. She can't be woken up. Do you know how much knock out gas it took to subdue her like this?

Cap: *smiles* I have an idea. *walks over to Jiru*

Samansa: What are you doing?

Cap: *takes a tranquilizer dart and sticks it into Jiru's arm* that'll keep her under for about an hour. *starts rolling her hospital bed out of the room*

Samansa: *Turns to Scotty and Miffles* Are you guys coming, or not?

Miffles: Heck yeah, we are!

*Back on the Enterprise*

Samansa: Sulu, we need to get to Naboo FAST.

Sulu: Yes, captain.

Samansa: Warp speed 10!!!!!

Sulu: 10, captain?

Samasa: Yes, now go!!!

*Half an hour later*

Everyone: *walks in Jedi council*

Mace Windu: Ah, look who's returned.

Samansa: So, can you extract it?

Mace Windu: Well, let's find out.

Members of the council and Samansa: *stand around Jiru's hospital bed and put their hands on her*

Member 1: Now, focus.

*several hours later*

Jiru: *snoring*

Scotty: Well? Could you take it out?

Member 2: No. The power is much too strong for even a group of Jedis.

Mace Windu: We have imprisoned the power into one of the main pressure points of her body.

Member 1: It can't get out-

Member 2: Unless something hits that pressure point-

Mace Windu: Or she tries to draw on that power in order to enhance her reflexes or, I don't know, increase her agility or something ninja-ey like that.

Member 1: You must warn her never to draw upon that power-

Mace Windu: Or let anything hit that pressure point.

Cap: Well, where is that point?

Mace Windu: *points to a small spot in the middle of her back* that is where the power lies.

Miffles: What if it accidentally gets out?

Samansa: She's going to go through ALOT of Jedi training. And I know just the teacher.... *looks at Cap*

Cap: No way. There is NO WAY she would.

Samansa: But what if she did? She's sympathetic towards Ninjas AND you!

Cap: But what about HER? She HATES you!

Samansa: I know that! I can't believe I'm suggesting this but it could be our only shot!

Cap: Fine! I'll...give her a call.

Miffles: Uh, Hello! Welcome back to the land of the clueless! Who isshe?

Samansa: depends we were talking about two she's.

Scotty: Well then explain both!!

Cap: Ok, now before I was a cat burglar, I was here in star fleet academy where I met this girl, Piratica.

Miffles: Ok then.

Cap: She dropped out of school and I, being like a love sick puppy dog, went and followed her. It turned out She went to be a pirate. She kidna kidnapped me and locked me in her room.

Samansa: Duck taped to a chair no doubt.

Miffles, and Scotty: *laughing with hand over mouths*

Cap: *ignoring comment* She said either I could stay with her, or jump of the side of the edge.

Scotty: Were their sharks?

Cap: *Confused* She was a SKY pirate. The boat has a like a blimp connected to the top with rudders and propellers. If I was gonna jump, It would be a long way down.

Scotty: Oh.*Embarrassed*

Cap: Anyways, She unlocked her door and I went out. Her crew was all girls. There was one girl on the ship named Habrar. She was Elvish.

Miffles: Habrar? That means freedom crafter, right?

Cap: *nods*She had extreme body control and mind control. She could do amazing things. She taught me how to control my feelings and how to do things without regret. She taught me how to send a signal out of my mind for help. Because I didn't want to stay with Piratica I jumped. I sent out the signal. Guess who heard it.

Scotty: Pike?

Miffles: Kirk?

Samansa: *Shakes head* It was me! I was trying out my new flying car, when I feel a disturbance in the force. A cry for help. Since I'm a Jedi, I had to go help! I'm looking all over the ground trying to find where this call had come from, then suddenly, the car's going down! I made it go back up, then look behind me. There's this shirtless guy in my back seat rubbing his shoulders!!!!!!You can imagine what I thought.

Cap: *Pulls up sleeve and shows a long scar on his arm*

Samansa: *quietly* Yeah. Anyways, I dropped him off at the nearest town, which was England.

Cap: *Short and quick* And that's where I learned cat burglary and made a fortune. *Normally* Anyways, Habrar is the only one I know who can teach Jiru control if it does get out.

Scotty: Well then let's go get this Habrar girl!

Samansa: One problem.

Cap: Habrar has devoted her life to Piratica. She's vowed to never take a step off the boat until Piratica says so. Piratica really likes Habrar and would never want her to leave so she never says ok.

Samansa: We could bring Jiru to the Ship. But...

Miffles: But what?

Cap: Piratica HAAAAAATES Samansa. Something about stealing her man

Samansa: She thinks we planned for him to fall in my car. She's confused about things like that. I think she had selective memory.

Cap: But Habrar is probably the only one that will work well with Jiru.

Scotty: So let's DO THIS!!! *Starts to wheel Jiru out of the building*

*back on the Enterprise*

Jiru: uhhhhhhgggggg what happened?

Samansa: *explains whole story about the Jedi council to Jiru*

Jiru: OHMIGOSH HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN OUT??

Cap: About, two days, maybe?

Jiru: WHAAATT?! TWO DAYS?!?

Miffles: Hey, you didn't miss much.

Samansa: We're taking you to see someone named Habrar to teach you to control Pain if he gets released back into the rest of your body.

Cap: By "we" she means you and me.

Miffles: Hey, I wanna come!

Samansa: You've gotta keep me company!

Ship: *shoots at the Enterprise*

Spock: Captain, we have a hostile aircraft that looks like a pirate ship attacking the Enterprise.

Cap: Looks like that's our cue.

Jiru: *flips of hospital bed* I am SOOOOO ready.

Cap: Then let's go up! *opens door to the top of the Enterprise and climbs up*

Cap: *pulls out hookshot and fires it at the ship*

Jiru: *Jumps onto the ship*

Pirate girls: *surround them*

Girl with long purple hair, big pirate hat with a huge feather bent to cover her eyes: Who dares evade this airship?

Cap: Capricorn Elders.

Piratica: *turns to face Cap* Cap?

Cap: Hey, Piratica.

Piratica: *turns back to face Jiru* Now who are- WHAT THE HECK?!?!?!?

Jiru: Heh heh... *standing inside a circle of fallen moaning girls* Well, they snuck up on me!!

Piratica: WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY CREW?!?!

Cap: Oh....well..... She's a ninja.

Jiru: It'll wear off in a couple of hours.*smiles*

Cap: Now let me explain why we're here...

Piratica: *Puts arms around Cap's neck* Oh I know why your here. *Leans in with eyes closed*

Cap: *Leans back and puts two fingers on her lips* I don't think so. I need to see Habrar.

Piratica: Oh, that's right. You're no longer single. So where is she?

Samansa: SHE is right here.

Cap: Sam, *Takes Piratica's arms off his shoulders* I thought I told you to stay behind!

Samansa: Well I didn't listen. *To Piratica, sarcastically* Nice to see you again.

Piratica: Nice to see you still lying through your teeth. *To Cap* Habrar is down stairs in her training room. I'll be in mine if you *Pauses to wink* need anything.

Cap: *Ignoring comment* Thank you. JIRU! YO! COME OVER HERE!!

Jiru: *Jumps up and lands next to Cap*

Jiru: let's go!

Piratica and Samansa: *glare heavily*

Cap, Jiru and Samansa: *Head down stairs*

Samansa: I hate her.

Cap: Don't worry! She's a ghost of the past. I'm looking at the ghost of Girlfriend present.

Samansa; Aww, I love you cute complements.

Samansa and Cap: *Kiss

Girl with medium black hair, pointed ears and tunic: I detect celestial energy down here!

Samansa and Cap: *break apart*

Cap: Habrar!

Habrar: Cap? Capricorn Elders?

Cap: I've grown some since we last met.

Habrar: I'll say! *poke's him in the stomach*

Cap: Hey! Knock it off!

Habrar: Maybe! *Looks at Samansa* And who is this girl with the long blonde braid? Oh, is this you celestial partner?

Samansa: *Confused* Uh, Yes?

Habrar: It means you together.

Cap: Oh, yes. We're together.

Samansa: My name is Samansa.

Habrar: I am Habrar. Make yourselves at home!

Cap: Habrar, we need some help. *Explains the whole situation*

Habrar: *nods* yes, you do need my help. And I will gladly give it. *To Jiru* Come with me. We will start!

Me: alright! A chapter that ended with a happy note! That's good.

Miffles: Yeah, for once it doesn't end with a DUN DUN DUN!!!!!

Me: yeah but I still like the DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!

Miffles: You are so weird.

Me: well you're sane.

Kairi: OOOOOO BURN!!!!

Miffles: Who the heck are you?

Kairi: Wouldn't you like to know *throws a smoke bomb on the ground. When smoke clears, is nowhere to be seen*

Miffles: Well that was weird.

Me: She's an OC. She was let loose. I need a new lock for my OC closet.

Miffles: Oh yeah, BTW Vanessa got loose yesterday.

Me: Oh. Did she fly away?

Miffles: yeah, it doesn't help that all your OC's have easy ways to escape.

Me: Not true! Z doesn't!

Miffles: yeah, but she can turn INVISABLE!!!!!!!

Me: Whatever!! I put built in microchips in each of them! Nothing can destroy those except for someone who's EXTREMELY talented with computers.

Miffles: Like Amber, the Cyborg?

Me: Yeah…oh.

R&R!!!!!