(Sung to the tune of "You'll Get Over it", the infamous song that got cut out of the musical.)
Amara
For once, I see, something white! ! Oh, I guess, I'm glad it's here. Good Plotbunny! Catch it! Now!
I mean, well, BITE ME!
Winnie
I'll get it, Ah, Amara.
Amara
Get it before it dies!
Winnie
Why Amara?
Amara
Well, I've been off ideas, but of course time flies…
Winnie
I don't know why I even try Amara.
*Stops singing*
Winnie:
Yeah, Amara came up with an idea. I don't really use Facebook that much, so she helped a lot. So now we present to you, Maybe the best idea I've had in my life, LA VIE BACEBOOK!
Amara:
The best in your life doesn't mean much.
Winnie:
Also, Remember, this was written this morning. Screw up on!
La Vie FaceBook
Mark Cohen is single.
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Roger Davis dislike.
Tom Collins dislike.
Mark Cohen Maureen! You. Evil.
Maureen Johnson is in a relationship with Joanne Jefferson.
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Mark Cohen dislike.
Mark Cohen is lonely.
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Roger Davis Welcome to my world. At least Maureen is still alive.
Mark Cohen But you don't have to watch April making out with a GIRL.
Roger Davis Get used to it.
Mark Cohen December 24, 1989, 9 PM EST. From here on in I shoot without a script.
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Roger Davis Dude, get that thing out of my face. Can't you see I'm trying to write a song here?
Joanne Jefferson I went to Harvard for THIS???
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Maureen Johnson I'll send help.
Tom Collins and Angel Schunard are now friends.
Tom Collins is in a relationship.
Mark Cohen, Roger Davis, Angel Shunard, and Two Other People like this.
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Maureen Johnson With who?
Mark Cohen Yeah, who, Collins?
Roger Davis Who?
Tom Collins Mark, Roger, I'll bring her over to meet you guys.
Mark Cohen HER? OMG! COLLINS WENT STRIGHT!?!?!? WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO??? Also, I can't be there, I'm going to the lot to save Maureen's protest. Grrr.
Tom Collins Okay. I'll wait until your back.
Angel Schunard is in a relationship with Tom Collins.
Mimi Marquez and Tom Collins like this.
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Mimi Marquez AWWWWW! Lucky Tom.
Tom Collins So true, Mimi. Even though I don't know you.
Mark Cohen has left the loft for the lot. Say that 10 times fast.
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Roger Davis has left the loft for the lot.
Roger Davis has left the loft for the lot.
Roger Davis has left the loft for the lot.
Roger Davis has left the loft for the lot.
Roger Davis has left the loft for the lot.
Roger Davis has left the loft for the lot.
Roger Davis has left the loft for the lot.
Roger Davis has left the loft for the lot.
Roger Davis has left the loft for the lot.
Mark Cohen Idiot.
Roger Davis is writing one great song.
Roger Davis feels kinda lonely.
Roger Davis Will be right back. Mark probably forgot his Scarf or something.
Roger Davis and Mimi Marquez are friends.
Mimi Marquez went from "Single" to "It's Complicated.
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Roger Davis Please don't tell me this is about me. You came to my door, used up all my matches, and think our relationship is complicated?
Angel Schunard 3
Tom Collins likes this.
Angel Schunard is now friends with Roger Davis and Mark Cohen.
Roger Davis Benny wants us to convince Maureen to cancel her protest tonight.
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Maureen Johnson Really, Benny? Really?
Benjamin Coffin =(
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Angel Schunard You could use some Prozac.
Roger Davis …or heavy drugs.
Mark Cohen …or group hugs.
Roger Davis thinks Mark Cohen is a dork.
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Mark Cohen Love you too. =P
Tom Collins BAHAHA! KNEW IT!
Mark Cohen …..I LOVE MAUREEN!
Maureen Johnson ….I DON'T LOVE MARK!
Mark Cohen *sits in the corner and cries*
Mark Cohen is at the lot. Where's Maureen?
Mark Cohen Feels great now.
oanne Jefferson Feels lousy.
Mark Cohen and Joanne Jefferson are now friends.
Mark Cohen has found a lonely black sheep on FarmVille!
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Roger Davis NOBODY CARES!
Maureen Johnson Agrees.
Tom Collins Thinks it's good for Mark to have someone to care for.
Mark Cohen *Slaps Collins*
It's Complicated between Maureen Johnson and Joanne Jefferson.
Mark Cohen likes this.
Angel Schunard is at life support with Tom Collins and Mark Cohen.
Mimi Marquez is going OUUUUUUUUUUUT TONIGHT!!!!!!!
Roger Davis is not going OUUUUUUUUUUUT TONIGHT!!!!!!!
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Mimi Marquez dislike.
Steve What'shisface Will I loose my dignity? Will someone care? Will I wake tomorrow from this nightmare?
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Gordon Somebody Will I loose my dignity? Will someone care? Will I wake tomorrow from this nightmare?
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Roger Davis Will I loose my dignity? Will someone care? Will I wake tomorrow from this nightmare?
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Roger Davis Post this in your status to raise AIDS awareness.
Mark Cohen Will I loose my dignity? Will someone care? Will I wake tomorrow from this nightmare?
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Tom Collins Will I loose my dignity? Will someone care? Will I wake tomorrow from this nightmare?
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Joanne Jefferson Will I loose my dignity? Will someone care? Will I wake tomorrow from this nightmare?
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Mr. Squeegee Man Will I loose my dignity? Will someone care? Will I wake tomorrow from this nightmare?
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Maureen Johnson Will I loose my dignity? Will someone care? Will I wake tomorrow from this nightmare?
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Benjamin Coffin Is there some Meme going around I don't know about?
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Gordon Somebody Yup. :P
Mark Cohen Yeah.
Roger Davis Mmmmhm.
Angel Schunard Totally.
Steve What'shisface Yeah, that's pretty much it.
Joanne Jefferson Fail.
Tom Collins Agrees with Joanne.
Mimi Marquez Bahahahah!
Maureen Johnson MOOhahahaha!
Mr. Squeegee Man :D Good Luck, Maureen! Remember, Honest living!
Roger Davis is going to LEAVE THE HOUSE!
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Mark Cohen doesn't believe you.
Roger Davis Meet me at the lot in 20 minutes.
Mark Cohen I'm so happy for you! I'm not going to have to go buy you ramen every day!
Roger Davis ….nah, I'll still make you do the shopping.
Tom Collins Yay! Roger's here!
Mark Cohen Just got cussed out my a crazy homeless lady. L
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Angel Schunard Rough. Sorry. Dislike.
Mark Cohen …then she asked me for a dollar.
Tom Collins has opened a Café in Café world! Send him free ingredients here!
Angel Schunard, Mark Cohen, and Roger Davis like this.
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Mark Cohen NOW who's playing useless FB games?!
Tom Collins I've always wanted to open a restaurant in Santa Fe.
Angel Schunard Yes. That would be wonderful!
Roger Davis *rolls eyes* Stop spamming.
Tom Collins *3 part harmony* F-T-W!!!!
Angel Schunard I LOVE COLLINS! 3 3 3
Tom Collins likes this.
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Tom Collins Awww! I love you too!
Mimi Marquez Get a room. Seriously.
Roger Davis For once I agree with you.
Joanne Jefferson is going to go crazy.
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Mark Cohen Sorry.
Mr. Squeegee Man Honest Living! Honest living!
Angel Schunard Wants the coat for $15. What is the problem?!
Mark Cohen wants Roger to apologize to the cute girl that he rejected.
Mimi Marquez likes this.
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Roger Davis Fine…
Roger Davis has a date tonight… (What am I getting myself into?)
Mimi Marquez likes this.
Mimi Marquez has joined the group Junkies of Av. B
The Man likes this.
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Roger Davis DISLIKE!
The Man Lover boy, Cutie pie, Stael my clients, you die.
Roger Davis You didn't miss me, you won't miss her.
Angel Schunard Got Collins a new coat. 3
Tom Collins likes this.
Mark Cohen can't hear himself think.
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Roger Davis Me Neither. L
Mimi Marquez is thinking about how she can't hear herself think now… wait…
Mark Cohen AND IT'S BEGINNING TO…
Roger Davis AND IT'S BEGINNING TO…
Mimi Marquez AND IT'S BEGINNING TO…
Joanne Jefferson AND IT'S BEGINNING TO…
Tom Collins AND IT'S BEGINNING TO…
Mimi Marquez AND IT'S BEGINNING TO…
Benjamin Coffin AND IT'S BEGINNING TO… (Why am I participating in this Meme? Maybe it's because I felt left out last time.)
Maureen Johnson HAS ARRIVED!
Mark Cohen, Joanne Jefferson, and 2 others like this.
Mark Cohen SNOOOOOOOW!
Roger Davis SNOOOOOOOOOOW!
Mimi Marquez SNOOOOOOOOOOW!
Joanne Jefferson SNOOOOOOOOOOOW!
Tom Collins SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!
Mimi Marquez SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!
Benjamin Coffin SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW! (I still feel left out. Dang.)
Maureen Johnson Crap. There was a riot and a bunch of people got arrested. Dangit.
Benjamin Coffin likes this.
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Maureen Johnson go die.
Joanne Jefferson is relieved that that's FINALLY over.
Mark Cohen dinner time. Despite the fact that it's Midnight. Whatever.
Benjamen Coffin is being told off at the life café.
Mark Cohen, Roger Davis, Mimi Marquez, and 4 others like this.
Mark Cohen When did this conversation get so inappropriate?
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Maureen Johnson since you started singing.
Mark Cohen Not funny. Actually, you make a point.
Roger Davis OMG! Mimi Has AIDS?! NOBODY TOLD ME?!
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Mark Cohen I Could have told you that, Rog.
Angel Schunard You didn't know?
Benjamin Coffin LOL, EVEN I KNEW THAT!
Tom Collins Hahahah, Rog.
Maureen Johnson Srsly.
Joanne Jefferson Lol, I saw that coming.
Mimi Marquez I thought it was kinda obvious…
Roger Davis feels stupid.
Roger Davis is in a Relationship with Mimi Marquez.
Mark Cohen, Mimi Marquez, Mr. Squeegee Man, and 3 others like this.
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Roger Davis …Sqeege, we know you like to like things, but do you even know who I am?!
Mark Cohen We are singing again! (Where did Rog and Mimi go?)
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Roger Davis You'll never find us!
Mimi Marquez Uh, Rog, were in plain sight.
Mark Cohen The riot continues. The Christmas tree goes up in flames. The snow dances. Oblivious, Mimi and Roger share a small, lovely kiss.
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Mimi Marquez Hahah. Told you we were in plain sight.
Mark Cohen VIVA LA VIE, BOHEME!
Angel Schunard LA BIE BOHEEEEEMEEEEE!
Tom Collins LA VIE BOHEME! WHOO!
Maureen Johnson I'm too drunk to sing.
Joanne Jefferson LA VIE BOHEME!
Mr. Squeegee Man VIVA! LA! VIE! BOHEME!
Benjamin Coffin I'm leaving.