A/N: hey people! The amount of reviews I got for the first chapter really surprised me, I really do love you guys!

This is the second chapter and is focusing on our favorite shrimp.

…oh shit.

Edward- "Who you are calling someone so small he gets mistaken for an ant!"

Gotta go and run for my life now! Bye!

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"Are you kidding me? This shortie?" the man said, laughing.

Time stopped.

Reality froze.

Shortie.

Shortie.

.

He was not short damn it!

What does he do now?

There were two small pops on both sides of his shoulders. Something that had been happening more and more ever since someone called him short.

He looked to his left and saw a miniature Roy Mustang in his military clothes floating. The difference was that this Mustang had white wings on his back and a golden halo on his head.

When he turned to his right he saw his little brother Alphonse. Not in the armor though. His precious little brother the way he was before the human transmutation. He loved seeing him like this.

Even if he did have a long black pointed tail and horns on top of his head.

And so it began.

"You know he didn't mean it Ed." Roy said.

Al snorted. "Yeah right. He thinks he's something just cause he's taller. Show him brother!" he cheered.

Edward bit his lip. Tempting.

"People see what they wish to see. He doesn't know you or who you really are. Let it go." Roy tried to say only to have to dodge a flaming pitchfork that Alphonse had thrown at him with a yelp.

"And just why exactly would he care about that?" Alphonse asked. He ducked his head as Roy had thrown back the pitchfork at him minus the flames. "I thought angels were supposed to be non-violent!" he yelled at Roy.

"I'm an exception." Roy said distantly.

Roy then turned back to Edward. "Ed you and I both know that he is just trying to provoke you. He wants others to see that he is superior and the adult, therefore if you lose your temper and attack you will prove that you behave like a child. However if you calm yourself, talk to him for just a moment you show that you are the more mature one here."

Ed did calm down visibly. His shoulders fell and his eyes lost that fire that said 'Now I will hurt you.' he smiled and began to nod to the angel.

"Well I do know something for a fact though." Alphonse cut in slyly. "And so do you brother."

"Isn't it true that Winry will doesn't like short guys?"

Time began again as Edward screamed "Who you calling so small he could fit through a crack on the floor!" and pounced at the man before beating every inch that he could reach with his fists.

The angel Roy and the devil Alphonse stayed for a few more minutes as roy glared at Alphonse.

"That was a cheap trick." he said.

Alphonse didn't say anything but grinned before disappearing with a small pop.

Roy glared at the momentarily empty spot before glancing over sadly at Edward.

"Maybe next time then Ed." and with another pop he went back to where he came from.

Angel- 1

Devil- 1

You know something? I have no idea where they go after they are done. And something else that I liked is that unlike Roy in the previous chapter was just a bit freaked out at the shoulder angel and devil Ed is used to them coming and going. He thought he was at first insane the first time it happened.

And of course Roy and Alphonse mini-fight.

And now the score is tied with both the angels and devils in place.

Something that I like is that Ed almost listened to Roy there, for the first time he almost listened to Roy. Albeit it's his shoulder angel but I digress.

Always wanted to say that.

Were any of you surprised at who was who?

Who do you guys want next?

Oh and with Edward chasing me from the beginning of the chapter that might be the reason why I won't be able to update for a while, either I will still be running or will be recovering from wounds that he gave me. In the review plead with him to go easy on me or let me go, please?

Hope to see you guys soon and this is Phoenix-Fire Power over and out.