Summary - Bella is now a vampire with a copy-cat power after Edward left her. She is now in the Volturi guard, their most prized possession, and like a daughter to all of the Volturi brothers. Don't forget Bella's new found love for mischief.

BPOV

So, yesterday a new power cropped up, and now I have this seer like power, see now I can see stuff that's happened, happening, or going to happen. It is so cool! And then sometime last night I thought 'what the heck?' and checked up on the Cullen's, and, guess what, Edward lied to me that day in the forest! That is the best news I have had all fraggin decade.

So naturally when I heard Jane coming to get me for the meeting with the big bosses I like to call fathers', we both start skipping to the big huge whopper of a hall. I'm in a very good mood, better than usual anyway.

As we walked past Aro's room, he came out to head to that hall I was talking about earlier. He caught on to our mood and linked arms with me and joined us skipping. He even started to sing 'the wonderful wizard of Oz'!

"You're a bad influence on him Bella." Caius scolded me half heartedly. You can see he totally wanted to join in.

"And that's why you love me."

Then they started to talk about boring stuff I didn't want to listen to, so I noticed that Felix and Demetri and Alec were here to.

I whispered to them "Race you to Aro's study…3...2...1...GO!"

And we bolted! Of course we also had to bolt the door after us, but hey? I shrugged.

"OPEN THIS DOOR RIGHT NOW!" just listen and you can hear the slight undertone of laughter to his voice.

You can also hear the phone ringing. I wasn't planning on letting him in any time soon, so I answered the phone for him. "Hello? This is Aro's pain in za bahookie speakink." Demetri and Felix slid down the door when I said this, Alec and Jane were back to back and slowly sliding to be sitting on their on bahookie's.

Whoever it was, was momentarily distracted. "Can I speak to Aro please?" CARLISLE! God I miss him, the rest to I suppose.

"Well you could, but you'd have to shout really loud for him to hear you."

"Could you get him for me please." what's with all the 'please's?

"Well, there is a slight problem there. He's been locked out of his study, he was a bad boy." it was getting pretty difficult to ignore the laughter in the room, but I'm not giving in!

"Ermm…" I made a vampire speechless! Without using a power! I never thought it would be Carlisle though.

"Is there anything you would like us to tell him for you? I think I hear him coming back with the keys." he was about to say something, then the keys were put to good use. "Damn. RUN!" then as a slight afterthought before I ran for my life, "DON'T KILL ME! I'M TO YOUNG TO DIE!" I had to get one last plead in there.

CPOV

I was about to call Aro to see when he wanted us to come round, when Alice dragged everyone into the living and took the phone from me, putting it on speaker before actually calling Aro. To say I was confused would be an understatement, everyone else looked as if they had no idea what was going on. Or as if they care. I sighed and waited for someone to pick up.

"Hello? This is Aro's pain in za bahookie speakink." a female voice answered. It wasn't one I recognised, but the sound I could hear in the background was certainly laughter.

"Can I speak to Aro please?"

"Well, you could, but you'd have to shout really loud for him to hear you."

"Could you get him for me please?" did someone steal his phone?

"Well, there is a slight problem there. He's been locked out of his study, he was a bad boy." who is this woman?!

"Ermm…" what was I supposed to say to that?

"Is there anything you would like us to tell him for you? I think I hear him coming back with the keys." I was going to say something, I'm not entirely sure what I would have said though, when I heard her begin to speak again, "Damn. RUN! DON'T KILL ME! I'M TO YOUNG TO DIE!" that was one gutsy woman.

"I like her." Emmett said, a little less depressed than he was before. Maybe we would meet this strange woman when we go to Volterra. Maybe it would help.

BPOV

I'm just going to hide out in my room for a day or so, just until Aro calms completely down. He wasn't angry about the thing in the office, he was well over that. That was just the calm before the storm.

No, what he was raging, I think, about was my, interference, with his sex life. All I did was plant a stink bomb I swear! It just smelled like Marcus so Aro thought Sulpicia and Marcus were having an affair even though Marcus is hopeless for Didyme. Now they're both raging at me. I'm not totally sure how long it'll last, it might even be over now, but I think I'll play it safe and come out when the Cullen's get here.

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YAY!, They're here! I remind myself of Alice when I do that. Oh well, I get to see her soon. I started to skip to the hall of all giantness and when I passed Aro's study he came out and walked with me. He wasn't angry, just punishing me by not skipping with me like he usually does.

"So Aro hasn't completely forgiven me because he isn't skipping with me, what about you Marcus?" I asked, not really giving a damn that the Cullen's were here, I'll hug them to death later.

"I've always wondered what would happen if Aro thought someone was having an affair with Sulpicia…" he trailed off musingly. "You're forgiven."

"thank God!" I was on my knees and everything.

"I thought we agreed that we pray to the Volturi, not God." Caius teased me.

"We live in Italy! Catholic capital of za vurld! I shall pray to God if zat eez ma wish to do so!" I shouted like a devout man whose beliefs had been questioned, before continuing in a slightly doubtful voice. "But I'm not Catholic though." it was more to myself than anything else. Though being vampires, of fragging course heard. They ruin the fun.

It wasn't as bad as it could have been, they only laughed and not much else.

"As you can see, we have some visitors." Aro started. He needs a better starter.

"Really, where are they? Anyone I know?" I asked in my own way of saying 'I kinda know that'.