"Maria-san," Chiri Kitsu, a girl that had a thing about perfectionism, addressed her friend, "I understand the fact that you feel ill whenever you wear underwear and shoes, but at least put something on."

"Well, I prefer bare legs," Taro Maria Sekiutsi (Just Maria is her real name) replied.

"YOU HAVE NO DIGNITY!" Chiri snarled at her and walked off, leaving the little girl alone.

Maria watched her go, then reached into her bag. Pulling out a black notebook, she opened it, revealing the names of a thousand criminals that have died of heart attacks the past year. Reaching into a pocket she had on her skirt, she removed a tiny black pen.

Smiling, she wrote down another name, and a bizarre demise.

Chiri Kitsu. Dies by pigeons pecking her to death.

Maria, smiling, said to herself, "Who needs dignity when you're god?"