AN: Because I personally loved the start of Kiba's note I had to continue it. You're still welcome to write your own versions of course, this is just what I imagined Kiba would do.

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Dear Sasuke,

What's up, ass-hat? Man, I thought you were cold hearted before, but now… Lets just say that if you ever come back I'll kill you for what you've done. First I'm gonna break your legs in the most painful way possible to hear scream like a little girl as you try to crawl away. That's right, the prestigious Uchiha forced to crawl in the dirt like a rat! On your knees, bitch!

Then, I'm going to break your shoulders, so that your arms are useless, and throw you into the kennel of ninja dogs behind my house so they can use you as a chew toy.

And don't think I've forgotten about your oh so special eyes. Yeah, they'll be gone. But not before I've made you watch at least ninety-six hours of Might Guys 'Youthful Lesson' reruns. You'll want to gouge your eyes out yourself by the time that's over. *snicker* Oh, I'm not even close to being finished yet.

After the dogs are through with you, and I will make sure they keep you alive, I'll give you to Shino. Do you know what he wants to do to you? Ha! You will be traumatized for life! Brain-raped by earwigs! XD I laugh at you!

I'll string you up by your broken ankles and drag through the streets so that people can point and laugh, throw you in the river tied to a rock, tell Gaara you stole his favorite childhood teddy bear, etc., etc….

And I still don't think you could ever fully pay for what you've done. Do you know how long Ino and Sakura cried over the fact you left? Sakura was downright begging us to bring you back! You even messed with Hinata's head! And because of that, Shino missed Hinata's happy face and was sulky for WEEKS. I hate you for that Uchiha. I HATE YOU. Nothing is worse that a sulky Shino. You know why? Because he holds a grudge, constantly talking about how unhappy he is. Nothing gets done! I. HATE. YOU.

But rest assured, we will get our revenge on you, you stupid self centered little prick. Personally, if I'm not the one to finally track you down, I hope my mom does. This is only because she's so damn protective of Hinata, and the moment she saw Hinata crying, she vowed to castrate you, and then haul your scrawny ass back the village. I gave her a thumbs up.

Anyways, it's been fun Sas-gay. But I have work to do, you know, like a real ninja. Oh, and Akamaru has claimed your spine as a chew toy if I'm the one to finally track you down and bring back your dead-head.

Heh. Good luck.

Kiba

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AN: Oh! Kiba you're so mean! X] But I had so much fun writing this. Kiba is one of my favorite characters to write for, although I seldom ever do for some reason. Anyways, tell me what you thought, if you would be so kind! ^_^