Summary: Naruto went for interview at the Uchiha Inc only have to a secretary of some Bastard (Sasuke) and have to disguise as a girl to get the job. It's yaoi. BOYxBOY. Pairing mainly SasuNaru, ItaKyuubi, KibaHina, LeeSaku, ShikaIno and a little bit SaiNaru and KibaFemNaru.

Secretary's Lover

CHAP 1: Bad Premonition

Huh… huh… I was panting.

"Why?"

I was running.

"Why?"

I don't know.

"To where?"

I don't know but I have to keep running.

"From who?"

I don't know, maybe someone.

"Please don't hurt me! Please!"

Ah, I was crying. Why is it so dark in here? Why am I running and who am I running from? Monster? Ghost? No, it's the villagers.

"Get out you monster! Get out from our village!"

"No, please don't hurt me! I didn't do anything wrong!"

As I was running, I didn't realize there's a small rock in front of me until I stepped on it and tripped. The villagers came closer to the frail and shivered me with the torch in their hand. One by one, they put me on fire.

"KyaaaaaaaAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Huh… huh… I slowly jerked up my body from the bed. After taking a few deep breath then I realized that I was having a dream. A bad dream to add in it. A terrible bad dream. It's been a while since I'm having a bad dream and it somehow become a premonition of what going to happen in this week. This is because coincidently, bad things always happen when I have bad dream at night. I shrugged and continue to sleep since the clock only stroked 3.00am. I swiped off sweats from my forehead and slowly rested my head on my pillow. I still have three hours to sleep and I don't want to work in slump.

"Oh, Naruko-san. You sure come early to the office today. Is it going to rain money today?" I glared at the said person that insulted me. Surely I was not a morning person and I usually come just before it considered late to work. But…

Oh, I forgot to introduce myself. My name is Uzumaki Naruko but my real name is Uzumaki Naruto. Why I used different name in the office? This is because in real life I'm a 23 years old guy while in the office I'm a 22 years old woman. I dressed up as a woman with C-cup sized breast (of course it's stuffed up), slightly up-to-the-knee black skirt and cream colored blouse. My hair is naturally blonde and I leave my sideburn long since I didn't bother to cut it since I graduated from high school (looked like Yondaime if you asked me) and wear long blonde wig that put up as two ponytail when I disguised as a women. I apply light makeup so that I wouldn't look too much like a bitch. I worked as a secretary in the Uchiha INC. and worked under the biggest asshole in the world which is none other than Uchiha Sasuke.

Huh? You asked me why I disguised as girl. Oh let me tell you why. Even thinking of it makes me angry. It actually happened half year ago…

------Flashback---------

It was the day when graduates or people who simply looking for a job go to interview, I'm included. I was just graduated from Konoha University in International Business course. Of course I learnt major part of businesses and been learning a lot of languages just in case it will be useful during the business conversation in oversea. It somehow also intrigues me to become a translator or interpreter but I still like business-related job more. Oh well, here I was waiting for my turn to be interviewed then suddenly there's someone tapping my shoulder.

"Hey there, Blondie! Nice to meet ya!"

"Er… hi." Slightly flinched from the insult.

"I'm Kiba by the way, Inuzuka Kiba. Are you a fresh graduate?"

"I'm Naruto, Uzumaki Naruto. Yes. How about you? Are you a fresh graduate too?"

"Nah, I graduated 2 years ago. I'm just taking a break before looking for a job you know. Ah, I'm from Human Resource course. You?"

Before I could answer the question, someone interrupted us by calling names. "Inuzuka Kiba, Ikuno Akemi, and Sakuragi Tohru. You may come in for interview now." "Ops, that's my cue. See you later Naruto. Good luck!" "Yeah, you too."

Well, let's skip to my part, okay? "Haruno Sakura, Edogawa Shin, and Uzumaki Naruto. You may come in now." "Yes miss."

Oh, how I feel nervous when I step into the room. During the walk, I notice that the girl named Haruno Sakura has a strange color for hair which reminded you of bubble gum. Well she looked pretty, just pity I'm not into girl. Yes, I am gay but I won't admit it. After we seated to the according chair, I faced the interviewers with full confident. I know I have to get this job no matter what.

Working at the one of the prestigious company which is Uchiha INC is really everyone's dream since it is famous and involved international-related business. I try to examine the interviewers while they were questioning Edogawa Shin. The first interviewer was a woman with big bust. Her hair is cream in color and there's purple diamond shape at her forehead. I looked at her tag and it read as Tsunade. Wow sound like a person with high status. Next person, wow! I gasped the first time I lay my eyes on him. He has a dark blue hair and a hairstyle that looked like duck butt. His skin is so pale and looked shine and smooth. I glanced over Miss Haruno and I can see that she was drooling over him. I glance for his tag, it read as Uchiha Sasuke. Sound so cool. W-wait! UCHIHA?! Wow doesn't that mean that this is his company. When I was mentally awed by the name, I didn't realize that someone was watching me.

"Uzumaki Naruto." Quickly I snapped back to reality and answered. Slightly amused, the woman named Tsunade start to ask me question. "It seems that you just graduated from Konoha University. What course did you take?"

"I've taken International Business course, ma'am." "Oh, and I can see that your result is quite excellent. I impressed." "Thank you for your praise, ma'am but I just work hard that's all." Then suddenly a voice that deep and cool and sexy questioned me. "What advantages that you have could benefit the company, aside from highly educated and diligent?" I glanced to see who was asking me question and it seems to be Uchiha Sasuke. "I really love to communicate with others about business. Of course I can also do desk-work. And I can communicate different languages, sir." I try to answer without stuttering and exaggerating my value. "Oh really? Can you try to demonstrate with one of the language that you know aside from English?" "Yes, sir. Let me try in Japanese, sir. Konichiwa, watashi wa Uzumaki Naruto des. Yoroshiku onegimas."

With a smirk on his face, he said. "Hmm, impressive. How about other language?" "In Malays, sir. Selamat sejahtera. Saya Naruto Uzumaki. Sila beri tunjuk ajar." "Excellent. Any other language?" "In Mandarin, sir. Ni hao? Wo shi Naruto Uzumaki. Qing duo duo qing jiao." The rest of the people were watching me with awe. "Tell me, Mr. Uzumaki. How many languages in total that you know and why did learned it?"

"In total about 10 languages, sir." Again people were watching me with awe. "I learned it because when you are doing business especially that involved international, of course there are some foreigners involved. And some of them couldn't understand our language but still capable of doing business. In order to smoothen the business, one must learn to understand their language." "I see. Your reasoning is quite reasonable. We do sometime have problem dealing with the foreigner as a business partner." He seems like emphasizing the word 'sometime' to look like there's usually no problem at all or they don't want to deal with that kind of person again. "We do need someone like you in our company. I would be glad to hire you."

"Really, sir? You mean I'm hired?" Uchiha Sasuke nodded and smirked. "You may wait at the outside for further information." "Yes, sir. Thank you so much, sir." Wah, I was so happy that I been accepted in the first day of interview. But somehow I was so excited that I didn't notice the smirk from Uchiha means there's some ulterior motive behind it.

After all the interviewees were interviewed and the selected people were having a small seminar on work, I was then called to stay behind alone. "Oh, catch you later, Naruto. Or rather tomorrow. Bye!" It seems that Inuzuka-san also been hired. "Uzumaki-san, you may come into the vice president's office." After I nodded to the woman, I walked into the said office.

"Please be seated, Mr. Uzumaki. I supposed you already know me since I'm your interviewer. But I'll introduce myself anyway. My name is Uchiha Sasuke and I'm the vice president of this company. My brother which is Uchiha Itachi is the president and the other interviewer which is Tsunade is my brother's assistant. From now on, you will be my secretary and my assistant. Do you accept the post, Mr. Uzumaki?"

"Of course, sir. I would be gladly accepting it." "Good, however… there's some condition to it." Huh? Condition? "What is it, sir?" I tried not to sound nervous but somehow it doesn't help. "Well, all you have to do is… disguised as a girl every day you work." "WHAT?!" This is unbelievable, I as a guy have to disguise as a girl?! But I really want this job. I try to slowly gather my composure and for the reason. "What reason may I ask that I've to disguise as a girl or rather woman to work as your secretary, sir?"

"Oh, it seems that you can still think rationally in this kind of situation. I'm impressed. I'm sure that now I'm not making a mistake in choosing you as my assistant. You see, the thing is my brother set up a policy that the secretary or our assistant has to be a girl or 'woman'." I rolled my eyes at that. "A guy would be unacceptable. But you see, all the girls that I selected before are either drooling for me or simply useless. So I decided to hire a capable one but not girl. That's why you come into place. And since that the policy cannot be break that is why I want you to disguise as a woman. 'Capish'?"

"I… I…" I don't know what to answer but I really do want this job. "I'll give you some time to think Uzumaki but I assure you that you are the only one that suitable for this post." I was stunned by his word, more like hooked. "Alright, sir. I'll give it a try." "Excellent! You can start working the day after tomorrow. Don't worry about the equipment and the cloth. Tsunade? Can you come in my office for a sec?"

After like 5 minutes, the big bust woman came. "Yes, sir?" "Can you help Uzumaki here prepare all the things that he needed to become a she? And do remember to keep it in a secret. We don't want my brother to found out and end up Uzumaki being fired, right?" "Alright, sir. Come with me, Uzumaki."

-----End of Flashback ---------

And that's why I've to disguise just to go to work. Surprisingly I'm used to it quite shortly after. Well people do say that I'm a fast learner. Glad to know that it would be useful in this kind of situation. Nevertheless it still didn't explain the reason of my bad dream last night. I sat at my chair waiting for some certain bastard to come to his office which is not far from my desk. While I was waiting, I didn't realize that I was doze off somewhere about the dream.

'Why monster?' I thought. Well I used to have a lot of bad dreams but never one to occur the word monster.

"What is it about monster?"

Startled by the question, I fall off from my chair but of course still manage to see who the one is asking. Well, it is none other than my ASSHOLE boss.

"B-boss! You startled me. When did you come in?"

"When you were dozing off elsewhere. I asked you before, what is it about monster?"

"Nothing, sir. It's just a dream. Let me report your schedule for today sir."

"Hn."

There he goes again when he tries to shrug or want to end the conversation immediately. "At 9 am you will have a meeting with the CEO of the Kuryugumi group and have breakfast with him at our cafeteria. At 11 am, you have presentation to show to your bro… ehem I mean president at his office. He wants me to make sure that you won't run away by the time you have to meet him."

"Tch."

"Well… next you have…"

Ring ring…

"Uchiha Inc. Upper Management post, may I help you? Oh, okay I'll pass it to him for you. A call for you sir."

"Who is it?"

"Your brother."

"Hung it up for me. I know what he wants."

"Huh? B-but…" before I could go any further he already stomps to his office. Sigh. This is definitely going to be a bad day I'm sure.

Well… that's for chapter 1. I might continue a little bit more advance if you guys review and give comment, I hope it's good. Anyway R&R.