I like putting myself in cartoons. It's ok to dis.

In the sewers of New York, 6 mutants were training, 5 animals: 4 turtles and one rat, and 1 mutated human. "The shadows give a ninja power, can you extinguish this flame without revealing yourself?" a rat said. One Turtle jumped and missed. "Too noisy Donatello." another Turtle came out, but missed. "Too clumsy Michelangelo." The human came out with a sword and tried to get the candle, but the rat jumped and the human crashed with the other two. "Nice try Jay" another turtle came, but failed. "Poor choice Raphehal." The last Turtle was above the rat, and used his swords to cut the candle, and then blew it out. The rat named Splinter turned on some lights. "Well done Leonardo." "Teacher's Pet." said Raph. "Ninja dropout." replied Leo. "OOOOhhhhh" Mikey, Don, and Jay said. Raph and Leo gave each other mad looks, but Splinter interrupted. "My sons, ah. My sons. If you are to become true ninjas, you must use these skills that I teach you to good use. The outside world will not accept you for who you are." "But what about me?" Jay asked. "I'm the only human in this family, but I guess you won't let me out either." "You may not go out Jay. I forbid it!" Splinter yelled out. "Yes Master Splinter." Jay said in reply. Mikey was busy trying to squish a fly. Everybody looked at him when he did it. The family then felt the sewers shaking. "Hey, what's going on?" asked Jay. "Earthquake?" asked Mikey. "In New York? Possible, but not likely." said Don. A hole was then made in a wall, and out came some robots. What are those things?" Jay asked. "New york city cockroaches?" Mikey asked. "These are much bigger, and besides, we squish bugs easily." Jay replied. "Who cares, let's get them!" said Raph. They all went to battle. Raph with his sai, Leo with his katana, Mikey with his nunchuks, Don with his Bo staff, and Jay with his sword. They all battled hard. When a Mouser came in front of Jay, he blasted it with some energy coming out of his hand. "I think now is a good time to use my powers guys." said Jay. "Just make sure to get rid of them." said Raph. Some mousers were eating some of the wall support, and the home came crashing down. Splinter was on one side, and the turtles and Jay were on the other. "Master Splinter! NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!" Leo yelled.

Jay and Leo tried Digging Splinter out, but it was no good. "Where is he? Splinter" said Jay. Donny tried a different approach. "What are you doing?" asked Leo. "I'm calling Master Splinter, or trying to." said Don. Splinter woke up and heard his shell cell ringing. He tried turning it on when he answered. "Hmmm" "Which button do you press to turn this thing on?" On the other side, Leo, Don, Raph, Mikey, and Jay were happy to know that their master was alright. Leo talked into the shell cell they had. "Master Splinter, you already answered it. You don't have to push any buttons." Leo said. "Ah. Leonardo, whatever those things were, they managed to eat through the support structure of our home. We must move." Splinter said. They decided to meet somewhere around the sewers. Mikey was saying his goodbyes and when he finished, he said "Good bye home sweet home." "Hello cruel world." Raph then said. "I wonder how things will be from now on?" asked Jay. "I hope we can get to Master Splinter." said Leo. They all walked and saw that the mousers ate through other parts, and they blocked the only way to get to where the teens were going. "Guys, I think we have to go topside." Jay said. "Are you crazy Jay?! Disobeying master splinter?" Leo asked suddenly. "We've got no other choice Leo." Don said. "Alright, but we're only going up to go down the next man hole. Remmber what Splinter said. We can't afford to be seen, let alone captured." "We got it the first thousand times Leo, now let's go." Raph then went up the ladder next to them, and they went up to surface level. Raph was up first, but Mikey complianed about looking under him. "Hey guys, manhole cover at 12' o clock." Jay pointed out Raph went across the street, but an armored car pulled up over the manhole cover they were trying to get to. Some young men got out of the car and went inside a building next to them. Raph tried to move the car, but a few minutes later the men came back, Raph hid inside the car, and Mikey said, "Poor choice Rapheal" in a Splinter tone of voice. The men were talking about the robbery they pulled off. They put the money in the truck while Raph was on inside top. They then took off with Raph inside the truck. "We've gotta follow them Jay said. He then used his powers to make a sphere around his stepbrothers, he flew up, and started to follw the car. "How about you let us run on the roofs?" asked Donny. "Okay" said Jay. he let them go, and they started to run. Meanwhile, Splinter got to the rendezvous point, but while he was waiting, more of the same robots who trashed the lair came and attacked.

On the surface, the brothers were still chasing the truck, but it finally came to a stop in a sizable place. The four stayed out of sight, one of the thugs told another on to watch the truck. Mikey, Leo, Don, and Jay made a plan. Mikey went over and tapped the big thug. The guy named two-ton turned around. "Hey, this is a no parking zone." Mikey said. "Here's your ticket, and here's your fine!" Mikey then kicked the thug and sent him down. "Nice work Mikey." Leo said. "Eh, it's a ninja thing." They all went to the door which was protected by an electronic keypad. "What ever happened to good old-fashioned pad-locks?" Mikey said in digust. "Where's the fun in that?" Donny replied. "This one's all mine." he said as he twirled around some screwdrivers he had in a bag he was carrying. "You do realize that Jay can just go intangible and get Raph out." Leo pointed out. "How about we let Don have some fun." Jay replied. "Thanks." Don said to Jay. Raph was trying to say something inside the van. "What's that Raph, I can't hear you." Mikey taunted. Raph then ran to the door and hit it. "Okay, I heard that." Mikey said. "I'm trying to work here." Donny said. Meanwhile, Splinter was fighting the robots, but then the floor gave away. When he fell, he then walked some, and then found something cool.

On the surface, Donny finished getting open the lock, but Raph then jumped out and attacked Mikey. "Uh Raph, we've got bigger problems." Jay said as he looked in the direction of the van. "Like what?" Raph retorted. Raph and Mikey looked at the thugs that were coming their way. "Look at the freaks, what's with the dweeby costumes? This ain't Halloween." Random thugs were saying. "Your going down freaks!" The supposed leader said. "Nobody messes with the purple dragons, espicially wearing stupid turtle costumes." The turtles and Jay prepared for battle by spinning around their weapons. They then attacked the purple dragons. The thugs then ran away. "That was too easy." Jay said. "I hope there are more of those goons." Raph finished. Mikey looked behind his back. "Yeah well, looks like you got your wish." The brothers looked behind them and saw a bunch of people wearing black. "Are those guys, ninjas?" Leo asked. The black ninjas then jumped down surrounding the mutants. "Well, they're certainly ninja-esce." Mikey said in a worried tone. "I am soooo going to enjoy this" Raph said. Leo, Don, Raph, Mikey, and Jay then attacked. Leo using his Katana, Don using his Bo staff, Raph and his sai, Mikey with his nunchuks, and Jay with his sword. There were more ninjas coming Jay's way, "Let's go for a spin." H e then spun around releasing some energy, knocking them all back. For a while, they were doing good, but more ninjas came. "We can't keep this up, we've gotta go." Jay said. "And how do we do that?" Mikey asked. Jay then got an idea. "The car! Donny, try to get control of the car, we'll watch your back." "Good idea Jay." Leo said. A few minutes later, Donny hotwired the car, and they were good to go. "This bus leaving now for anywhere but here." Donny went at the wheel, Leo Raph, and MIkey got in the car. Jay used his power to create some dust so that they could get away. He then flew into the car, then closed the doors. "This has been 1 mondo bizzaro day." Mikey said. "First those robots come and trash out lair, and what's with all those ninjas? Ninjas in New York City, besides us? It's just not right." "Talk about not right, look at this." Raph said. as he opened the bags that showed money. "Show me the money!" Mikey said. "This isn't finders keepers Mikey!" Leo retorted. "As much as having this is fun, Leo is right." Jay replied. They stopped beside some policemen in a car. "Take care of this money, will you guys?" Leo said as the bags were tossed on the car's front." They then took off. They found an underground entrance. "Why couldn't you just clone yourself to help fight the ninjas Jay?" Mikey asked. "I didn't have enough time to copy myself, jsut be glad we got out of there alive. "We wouldn't have to face those guys if Raph didn't goof up!" Donny remarked. "But thanks to Raph, we put the smack down on those dragon goons, returned money, and got an armored car." Jay pointed out. "Okay whatever. Let's just find Splinter." Leo reminded them all. They found their way to the rendezvous point and found Master Splinter. "Hey Master Splinter" the teens said. "So much has happened today." Leo said. "Yes you can tell me about it later. But now I wish to take you all home." The turtles and mutant looked confused. "We don't have a home, those robots destroyed it." Jay said. "I think I have found a solution to our housing problem." Splinter replied. They all went down the pipe. "I don't see our home." Mikey said. "Look with your heart, not your eyes Michelangelo. And walk this way." Mikey then imitated Splinter walking. Don hit him with his staff. Leo, Don, Raph, Mikey, and Jay then found what Splinter was talking about. There was a huge cavern that looked like it was man made. "Wow, this is beyond awesome." Mikey said. "See my sons, change is good." Splinter said. "We couldn't agree more Master Splinter." Leo said. "Good, now let's see you boys clean up for a change. This place is filthy." "AAAAWWWWW." "You'd better have enough power for cloning Jay." Raph said. "I do, fortunatley." Jay replied.

In a tall building, the purple dragon head was talking to someone wearing Japanese robes. "Sir, my men. We lost the armored car with the money, but we were attacked, by some karate frog creatures or something. It wasn't my fault." "Enough!" the man said. "I promise sir, I won't fail you agian." the goon said "I know, you won't fail me agian, EVER!" the man said. "No sir please. AAAAAHHHHH!!" Evil laughter was then heard.

I'm sorry if you don't like it. I like puttinig myself in stuff. I'll try to get this updated.