I wrote this and Filler Guy Complains as omakes for the Bleach stories I'm working on, but I decidd to just post them as one-shots. Enjoy.

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Bleach: Zaraki's bright idea.

Kenpachi Zaraki, captain of the 11th division of the Gotie 13, is running along the roofs of the buildings between the 9th and 10th divisions, with Yachiru yelling directions in his ear. Zaraki frowns in thought and stops running.

"Ken-chan! Why are you stopping? We've gotta find the ryoka who beat up Baldy!" Yachiru Kusajishi, lieutenant of the 11th division, asks after pulling herself up over Kenpachi's shoulder.

He turns to the hot-pink haired little girl on his shoulder. "I just had an idea on how to find the ryoka," he says.

"Really?" she asks, cocking her head to the right. "Hahaha! What is it! What is it! Tell me! Tell me!"

"We're going to stand here until we hear an explosion and then run at it."

"But Ken-chan! That could taker forever!" Yachirui shouts, waving her arms.

Before either can say anything more a large explosion echo's from the direction of the center of the Seretei, near the base of the shrine of penance.

A manic grin promising pain and high collateral damage spreads across Zaraki's face. "That didn't take long, now did it?" Zaraki then takes off at break neck speed towards the rising smoke in the distance with Yachiru laughing all the way.

"Hahahaha! Faster! Faster!"

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