I feel the need to mention that this all started because I accidently SAID, "Insert evil laughter here* instead of actually laughing... My dad laughed...a lot... so I said, "Its a rule for being an evil fanfiction writer." That didn't help the laughter, but it did give me an idea for a little something... Namely, this... :D

Rules for being an Evil FanFiction Writer…

1. One must laugh, chuckle, or giggle evilly at least once per day, and twice per day on the weekends.

2. One must place *insert evil laughter here* when texting, reviewing, or writing in any way anything evil or mischievous. (Variations and personal touches are acceptable.)

3. One must publish at least one fanfiction a year. (Preferably more…)(Preferably a humorous or dramatic fic, such as a crack fic.)

4. One must taunt/nag other evil fanfiction writers about their number of stories and the amount of time between publishes. (Or lack thereof… YES! I'm talking about you Zai!)

5. One must never make a Mary-Sue or Gary-Sue. (Exceptions include: for torture/murder victims in fics and crack fics.)

6. One MUST submit ONLY constructive criticism and humorous reviews. Flamers WILL be punished! (By the other evil fanfiction writers of course. *insert evil smilie here*)

7. Villans/emo characters should be tortured/made fun of/murdered in any fics they are mentioned in. (Note: Not all characters that are tortured/made fun of/murder in fics need be villans/emo characters.) (Examples of acceptable villans/emo characters are: Sasuke from Naruto, Orochimaru from Naruto, and the creepy Mary-Sue character from Ouran High School.)

8. Should two evil fanfiction writers co-write a story together, play rock-paper-scissors or flip a coin when a disagreement arises. Do NOT resort to physical fights or betting on physical fights of other people.

9. Evil fanfiction writers should not co-write stories together often…try just helping each other on your own versions of the story. Less fights and disagreements will arise. (Zai and I are perfect examples of this. I wrote 'The Adventures of Zai and Ray' (currently deleted) and Zai is finishing the first in her series about Rin and Sim.)

10. One must have fun writing their fics, if no fun is to be had the fic will not turn out well…

So watcha think?