Kimiko: Hey there! Guess what? TAI-TAI'S BACK!
Tai Lung: OW MY EARS! AND QUIT CALLING ME THAT!
Kimiko: Um, no.
Tai Lung: I should get a restraining order.
Kimiko: But you won't. ANYWAYS! REEEEVIEWS! First one is from RPO!
SF...I beg to differ. I own Shifu. And a plushie of him =). And you could (if you knew them) ask MY family, friends, acquaintances, enemies, people I don't know, my friends' friends, my friends' families, etc. Anyways, I call ownership of Shifu. My red panda. *sticks out tongue* *unsheathes hidden sword* MINE. ...and, have you noticed the name? RPO. What does that stand for everybody? See? I'm obsessed (not in a creepy way, though, I just really, really love him).
...Compromise. Can we just share? I wanna be friends and share ownership, not kill...I'm not a freakin' insane murderer. There have been a lot of compromises in history, so let's have one, too. Might be the only peaceful solution that won't take longer than the Shang dynasty lasted to work.
SF: Sure, lets share Shifu! I CALL LEFT SIDE! *grabs Shifu's left arm*
RPO: *jumps out of nowhere* NO FAIR! I GET RIGHT SIDE THEN! *grabs Shifu's right arm*
SF: Lets go! *walks away with Shifu and RPO*
Kimiko: Ummmm ok then.... NEXT review is from NCISgirl2!
Okay since you didn't answer my last I like to put in in this review but I leave the last part out do to you answered it in this chapter
aww men I didn't see the kiss do it again LOL JK Tai Lung had enough
Tai Lung:do you ever need to go to a psychiatrist?
Mantis: no hurt feelings? Am really a good girl.
all: want is you fight singers bands are good to
p.s:Shifu fangirl I didn't mean it like that I just thought it would be funny to see you both are huge fun girls over the little red panda.
Aw, no kiss?
Tai Lung: THANK YOU! And I visited one yesterday, he helped me get over my fear of t-t-t-
Kimiko: *innocently* Two?
Tai Lung: *mini-scream* Yes.
Mantis: *looks over at Kimiko*
Kimiko: *looks over at Mantis then evil grin*
Mantis and Kimiko: 2! 2! 2! 2!
Tai Lung: *screams*
Everyone: *Laughs*
Kimiko: Next review is from-
*A blue flash of light is seen. When it clear, a wolf with black fur is standing in the room.*
Shadow Wolf: Hey...how'd I wind up here? *Looks at Kimiko* Hey I know you, you're show is awesome!
Kimiko: Thank you!
Shadow Wolf: *Notices cast.* Oh hey...who's the smexxi tigress?
Monkey: MINE! *wraps an arm around Tigress*
Shadow Wolf: *Looks around.* Holy crap I'm on the show...sweet...
To Po: Who's your real father?
Po: I dunno really...
Shadow Wolf: Viper: do people often run from you because they think your fangs are toxic?
Viper: Mantis does!
Shadow Wolf: Crane:...Pie! *Transmutes pie and hits him with it*
Crane: *tries to wipe the pie off his face* Is this apple or cherry?
Shadow Wolf: Monkey: One: Po going after your cookies again.
Two: What's the strangest thing you've ever done with your bo staff?
Monkey: WHAAAAT? And scratching my back. POOOOOO!
Po: I DIDN'T I SWEAR!
Shadow Wolf: Tigress: How's it feel to be the most attractive member of the group?
Also, is it true you like Tai Lung?
Tigress: Thanks. And-
Kimiko: *smiles sweetly, too sweetly* Do you think I would have let her live if she did?
Shadow Wolf: hmm...am I missing anyone? Oh yeah. I need to find Tai Lung, someone wants me to deliver this to him...he still in the hospital?
*Shows funny blue box*
Tai Lung: Thanks.*takes blue box* I think...
Shadow Wolf: To mantis: How's it feel to be the smallest? Also *Aiming cannon* Guess who wins?
Mantis: Its fun sometimes, other times not. And-
Kimiko: I WIN! *holds up an even bigger canon*
Everyone: *blinks*
Kimiko: I always win.
Everyone: *blinks*
Kimiko: NEXT review is from Drama Sapphire! And Shadow Wolf, why don't you take a seat next to... Po?
Shadow Wolf: Ok! *sits between Po and Tigress* Hellooo there.
Monkey: MINE! *hugs Tigress to him and glares at Shadow Wolf*
Kimiko: HEY DRAMA! YOU CAN COME OUT NOW!
Drama: *drops from the ceiling... onto Tai Lung* Oops, sorry! Anyways, hi there! If you're wondering when I'm gonna update my next chapter for my Truth and Dare show, I will probably do it this week since I'm thinking up funny ideas for it even though most of my stories are dramatic. I hope you didn't forget my other truth and dares. Here's a few I've come up with:
Tai Lung: Didn't you notice that there's a T-rex right behind you?
Tai Lung: No the- *looks behind him* HOLY BUNNY! ITS GODZILLA! *runs away with Godzilla chasing him*
Psychocatman: *running behind Godzilla*
Drama:Po: Is there other things you can cook besides noodles?
Po: I can cook a lot of stuff!
Drama: Mantis: Did you have a girlfriend?
Mantis: Used too, she was sweet too... TILL SHE TRIED TO EAT ME!
Drama: Shifu: Do you think that Po & Tai Lung should be friends instead of being enemies?
Shifu: YES! *is caught by SF and RPO and dragged away again*
Kimiko: AWESOME! Hey Drama, I'm going to try and save Tai-Tai, take over for a few? *grabs her Mighty Mallet of Mayhem* DON'T WORRY TAI-TAI! I'LL SAVE YOU WITH THIS! MY MIGHTY MALLET OF MAYHEM! GUARANTEED TO CRUSH ANYONE! *runs after Tai Lung and Godzilla*
Drama: Ok then! Next review comes from Dracoess! She says,
DW Po: In your off time other than training or cooking what would you try doing. *giggles*
Mei Ling: If you could have any children which gender would you like to have?
Great Master Shifu: If you were easier on Tai Lung, do you think he wouldn't turn and attacked the Valley?
Master Mantis: If you found a female Mantis would you date her?
Master Crane: If you had to choose between Mei and a female crane, who would you choose? *gives a smirk then gives Mei a wink*
Master Viper: has any male vipers tried to go out with You?
Master Monkey: Have you tried making Banana Almond cookies yet?
(when he returns)Tai Lung: Have you tried looking for a lovely snow leopardess?
Beautyful Master Tigress: I am wondering have any male tigers tried to get you to go out with them even though your in love with Master Monkey?
Host Kimiko: Just had a thought, and it's simular to the question that I've asked to the Beautyful Master Tigress, but with you and any Male Cheetahs?
Po: *blushes* Um... I take Viper out to eat...
Mei Ling: Either one!
Crane: *blushes*
Shifu: He might have either way....
Mantis: Um, no, she would try to eat my HEAD!
Crane: Mai Ling of course!
Mei Ling: *kisses Crane*
Crane: *faints*
Viper: Po sat on them all.
Monkey: Once or twice.
*Tai Lung, Kimiko, and Lord Psychocatman1 enters*
Tai Lung: I heard my question, and the answer is-
Kimiko: No, cause he has me!
Tai Lung: Whether I like it or not!
Kimiko: YEP!
Tigress: Yes, but I told them I'm not interested.
Kimiko: I had a few offers, but I told them I'm not interested! HEY! Nobody sang in the last couple of chapters so... *slaps a white quarter mask on Tai Lung's face*
Tai Lung: OW! What the-
Kimiko: Me and Tai-Tai are gonna sing my favorite song, The Phantom of the Opera!
Tai Lung: Whoa-
Kimiko: If you don't, I'll let your fangirls in
Tai Lung: Lets start singing!
Kimiko:
In sleep he sang to me, in dreams he came,
That voice which calls to me, and speaks my name,
And do I dream again? For now I find...
The Phantom of the Opera is there, inside my mind...
Tai Lung:
Sing once again with me, our strange duet,
My power over you, grows stronger yet,
And though you turn from me, to glance behind,
The Phantom of the Opera is there, inside your mind...
Kimiko:
To those who seen your face, draw back in fear,
I am the mask you wear,
Tai Lung:
Its me they hear...
Both:
Your/my spirit and my/your voice, in one combined,
The Phantom of the Opera is there/here, inside your/my mind
Kimiko: Don't forget to review~!
