HIT ME HARDER CUPID

AN: HAPPY VALENTINES DAY :D CHANNY LOVE!!!! Yay :D Stupid Disney taking off SWAC on Valentines Day =( Grrrr! But I heard they are gonna show it on March 13th (or was it the 14th? I forget!) Complete Channy fluff :D Hey, I know Murphy doesn't work for Chad, but I really just wanted him to say "Murph-ay" lol :D Hope you like!!

Summary: Valentines Day two-shot. When lurking in the basement of Condour Studios, Nico and Grady find a peculiar heart-shaped arrow, when the two start hitting their friends, they realise that the arrow has special powers. Will the arrow work on Chad and Sonny?

Disclaimer: Aww, if only I did own SWAC ... mind you, if I did it would be 'The Channy Show' as that would be all I'd ever show :D, still don't get it? I don't own SWAC! You happy? I said it!

Chapter 2- Be my Valentine?

Previously...

"Oh, so I'm a moron am I?" Sonny asks, insulted.

"Yup. A big girly moron."

Sonny bristles. "Well I guess you'd be embarrassed if you were obsessed with a Moron for a whole day then wouldn't you?"

"What the hell are you on about Monroe?"

Sonny puts her fist around the arrow tightly, she strikes it up in the air and jabs Chad's shoulder.

"Ow! What was that for?" Chad asks her obnoxiously, pulling out the arrow with a pout.

Sonny frowns. "Hmm, can you pass me that back a sec?"

"Oh, sure." Chad passes it to her.

"And turn around?"

Chad nods, spinning on his heel.

This time Sonny jabs him in the butt, harder.

"OW! Will you quit doing that?" Chad pulls the arrow from him and rubs his butt, a pout on his face as he turns around.

Sonny brow furrows. "Why won't it work?" She yanks the arrow out of Chad's hand and jabs it into the next person walking past, which just happens to be Skyler.

*POOF*

A few sparks emit from the arrow and Skyler's eyes immediately go droopy.

"Sonny." Skyler sighs happily. "You are so beautiful. Like seriously the hottest chick I know."

Sonny grins. "Ooh, so it does work."

Chad's eyes are wide. "What just happened?"

"Sonny have you got a Valentine yet?" Skyler coos in Sonny's ear.

"Skyler back off! She's a Random remember?" Chad says harshly, pushing him away from Sonny.

Skyler twirls a strand of Sonny's hair around his finger, entranced. "But she's so beautiful and funny and caring and-"

"Yes and she's a Random. Murphy!" Murphy's name comes out more like Murph-ay. Murphy some how magically runs in from thin air. "Take Skyler back to the Falls until he comes to his senses."

"Yes sir." Murphy says, restraining Skyler and dragging Skyler away.

"Sonny I love you! Nothing can keep us apart!" Skyler yells on his way out, kicking his legs as he's dragged away.

Sonny chuckles. "Chad! What did you do that for? I nearly had a Valentine then." Sonny says playfully, a cheeky grin on her face.

Chad looks more than a little stressed. "It's not funny! What the hell is happening with my cast falling in love with yours?" Chad frets.

Sonny shrugs. "It's Valentines Day." Sonny says simply, a small smile on her face.

"So?!" Chad asks frantically.

"So it's a day of lo-ove" Sonny sings.

Chad doesn't look convinced. "Sonny what is happening?!" Chad asks her seriously, boring his eyes into hers.

Sonny relents. "Fine, it's this arrow." Sonny holds it up, showing him. "I think it's magical or something..." Sonny shrugs, examining it again.

Chad shakes his head in amusement. "You honestly expect me to believe that an inanimate object is causing all this?"

Sonny shrugs. "Fine, you don't believe me? I'll prove it."

Sonny approaches Portlyn with a shocked expression, the whole time Sonny points to Ferguson. Portlyn follows Sonny's finger to curiously look at Ferguson too, only to be hit in the butt with the arrow. Portlyn suddenly goes weak, approaching Ferguson with a seductive smile. Ferguson looks at Portlyn confused, that's until Sonny pulls the arrow out of Portlyn and hits Ferguson in the arm with it instead. The next second the two are passionately making out.

"Ya see?" Sonny asks, making her way back over to Chad.

Chad's eyes are wide, his mouth open. "H-how d-did you do that?!"

"It's this arrow, it makes people fall in love." Sonny tells him knowledgably. "But the thing I don't understand is ... why are you immune to it?"

Chad shrugs. "What I don't understand is why were you trying to use it on me Monroe?"

"Uhhhhh ... b-because you're a j-jerk!" Sonny mumbles feebly.

Chad smirks. "You want me to be in love with you, don't you Sonny?"

"Psh! I was just-psh... trying to, you know, m-make you, psh ... less of a jerk for one day!"

Chad grins, tilting his head. "Really Sonny, really?"

"Yes really!" Sonny pouts stubbornly.

"Because I think that you're in love with me and you want-"

"I AM NOT!" Sonny screams at the top of her lungs.

"Whoo, defensive much?" Chad asks obnoxiously.

Sonny raises her eyebrows. "Well I think that you're already in love with me and that's why the arrow won't work!"

Chad's eyes go wide. "Psh-No! In love with a Random? Psh." He murmurs pathetically.

Sonny beams. "Really Chad, really?" She mocks.

"I am not!" He stamps his foot childishly.

"Are too."

"Are not."

"Are too."

"Are not."

"Are too."

"Are not."

"Are not."

"Are too."

Sonny grins. "Gotcha."

"Sonny I don't love you! It's probably just because Chad Dylan Cooper is too superior for the arrow to work!" Chad yells indignantly.

"Whoo, defensive much?" Sonny mocks with a chuckle.

Chad runs a hand through his hair, frustrated. "I'm being defensive because it's true!! You're Sonny," he says with an air of disgust "you're overly-peppy, you work on a stupid show, you're obnoxiously always in my face, you're nosy, you won't ever let me win without fighting back, you're funny, and-"

Sonny's smile falters. "Well if that's the way you feel." Sonny takes the arrow tightly in her hand and starts to march towards the corridor.

"Sonny! Don't you walk away from me!" Chad yells after her, calling her back to him.

Sonny spins around ... hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. "Oh, I'm sorry, are you not done insulting me?" Sonny asks him sarcastically, her voice starting to go louder. "Please carry on!"

"Fine I will! You're always telling me to do the right thing and making me do stupid things like try on stupid beards and making me cut down my massages to an hour and taking my front cover of Tween Weekly with your stupid Kiss-Cam kisses and your stupid cute and-"

Sonny laughs dryly. "Oh and you're perfect aren't you? You always make fun of me and my friends, one second you care then the next you're hating me again, you used my Press to make you look better, you're a complete vein idiot, you used a Mackenzie Falls script to try and get Marshall and Bitterman to break up, you-" Sonny frowns for a second. "Wait a sec, did you just call me cute?" Sonny seemingly forgets her rant as a big grin graces her face.

Chad blushes, looking away. "Psh, I called you stupid. And I was obviously right if you think I would call you cute!"

Sonny looks at him coldly. "Well if I'm so stupid then I-"

"Sonny?" A voice asks from behind her.

Sonny spins around to see a Teen Gladiator smiling shyly at her. "Hey, it's Mark, right?"

Mark nods his confirmation. "Um, yeah ... I was just wondering if you have a date for Valentines Day?" He smiles hopefully.

Chad grits his teeth. "Excuse me Mark but my handsome self and Sonny were in the middle of a conversation so if you don't mind taking a hi-"

Sonny frowns, ignoring him. "I don't suppose you've been hit with this by two boys, have you?" Sonny shows him the arrow, her eyes looking at him playfully.

Mark's brow furrow. "Er .. no?"

"Well no then, I haven't got a date." Sonny smiles.

Mark grins. "Oh um, okay then. So-"

"MURPH-AY!" Chad screams suddenly. Murphy comes running in like he's in the Olympics. "Restrain this man, he's obviously disillusioned from the arrow!"

Murphy stares at Chad with wide eyes. "But sir. He's a Teen Gladiator!" Murphy looks fearfully at him.

"NOW!" Chad orders, pointing to Mark like he's scum.

Murphy tentatively tackles Mark to the floor (unsuccessfully), trying to get the handcuffs on him.

"Chad what are you doing?! Tell him to stop it! Mark will kill him!!" Sonny screams, trying to break the fight up before Murphy gets seriously injured.

Chad watches raptly for a few more seconds before saying. "Okay boys, that's enough."

A relieved Murphy tries to escape from the brawl. But Mark pulls him back in.

"Mark, stop it!" Sonny bellows.

Mark reluctantly let's go of Murphy, looks guiltily to Sonny and stands up.

Sonny holds out a hand to pull Murphy to his feet.

"Mark, this isn't really a good time ... maybe we could do something next week?" Sonny suggests with a smile.

Marks looks hesitant. "Uh ... would you mind if I ask Lilly out for Valentines Day instead?"

Sonny shrugs, upset that he would go so quickly for her to another girl. "Uhm ... sure, I guess."

Mark grins. "You rock! See you round Sonny."

"Bye." Sonny says softly, watching him go.

"Psh, what a jerk," Chad says, nudging her with a grin.

Sonny says nothing.

"Can I go sir? Skyler is probably biting through the rope by now." Murphy asks.

"Yes, yes. Go." Chad dismisses. "Uh, Sonny, you alright?"

Sonny seems to come out of her daze. "I'm okay. Look I really need to go and get rid of this, it's more trouble than it's worth." Sonny motions to the arrow.

"Sonny, wait." Chad gently prises the arrow from Sonny's fingers before she snaps it.

"Chad, what are you doing?" Sonny asks curiously.

Chad takes the arrow and approaches Lewis, a guy from another show, Chad makes sure that Lewis is looking at Penelope, then he hits him hard in the butt. He takes the arrow out and then does the same thing to Penelope, then he takes it out of Penelope.

Chad returns to Sonny's side with the arrow in his hand, offering it back to her.

"Aren't you gonna hit me with it?" Sonny asks, surprised.

Chad shrugs. "I dunno, do you want me to hit you with it?" Chad asks with a chuckle.

Sonny shrugs it off, changing the conversation and reclaiming the arrow. "That was sweet of you." She tells him, acknowledging Penelope and Lewis kissing passionately next to Portlyn and Ferguson.

"Well Chas, Ferguson and Portlyn have someone, it's only fair." Chad says, watching them with Sonny.

Sonny grins, biting her lip. "What about Skyler? He could have had someone too if you hadn't of gotten him dragged away."

"Well I was kinda hoping t-that you w-would be..." Chad looks a little shy for once.

"That I would...?" Sonny encourages.

"Be my V-Valentine ... if you w-want, I mean you can go out with Skyler if you want but I think-"

"Oh shut up. I'd love too." Sonny grins.

Chad grins back.

"Seeing as you've already agreed, mind if I do something?" Chad asks politely.

Sonny frowns. "Uhm, depends, what is it?"

Chad prises the arrow from Sonny's fingers again and jabs her quickly in the arm with it before she can protest.

Sonny's eyes glaze over and she suddenly starts to smile goofily, reaching forward to stroke Chad's soft hair. "Mmm, Chad ... you are so dreamy!"

Chad's eyes are wide. "But wait! You're not in love with me? The arrow shouldn't have worked!" He almost screams.

"I am now..." Sonny says seductively, leaning in closer. Just as she's about to reach Chad's lips, Chad closes his eyes too and his frown calms into a smile, she pulls away laughing.

"What?" Chad asks, confused.

"Ha, gotcha. I must be immune to it too." Sonny says with a chuckle.

"Psh, immune? You are so in love with me!" Chad beams happily.

"No you're in love with me!" Sonny pouts.

"No you are!"

"No you are!"

"No YOU are!"

Nico runs frantically into the Cafeteria, putting a table between himself and the person who is now about the enter the door.

"NICO!!! COME BACK HERE!" Tawni yells, chasing him into the Cafeteria.

Sonny and Chad share a laugh, both snapping the arrow in half.

*UNPOOF*

Tawni stops dead. "Uh, what am I doing?!" Tawni Hart screams.

"Chasing after me! You're a Crazy Chick!" Nico tells her, running out of the Cafeteria.

Surprisingly Portlyn and Ferguson carry on making out. Lewis and Penelope look at each other shyly, then start to kiss again. However Chastity's screams can be heard all the way from the Cafeteria.

"It's a shame about the arrow, it could make even the most evil of people fall in love." Sonny says sadly, placing the remains on the table.

"I don't think Cupid could have hit me any harder anyway." Chad tells Sonny, pulling her too him.

"What do you mean?"

"I mean, that little baby could have hit me all day, but if I was looking at you, nothing would have changed." Chad says charmingly, his arm tight around her waist.

Sonny chuckles, looking up at him. "Is that a line of your show?"

Chad gasps, pretending to be insulted. "I made that one up all by myself I'll have you know!"

Sonny hugs his back. "Well in that case ... Me too."

"MURPH-AY!" Chad screams, scaring Sonny to death. Murphy runs back in automatically. "Go and get me five dozen red roses for my lady." Chad hands Murphy a few hundred dollar bills. "Then get her lots of chocolate in love heart boxes too, you want milk or white?"

Sonny grins, snuggling up to his side. "Milk chocolate please."

"You heard the lady. Get her some designer perfume and fill her room with love-heart confetti!" Chad orders, Murphy gets out a pen and paper and scribbles down frantically. "You want a puppy?" He asks Sonny casually.

Sonny laughs. "Chad that's sweet of you but there's no pets allowed in my apartment..."

"Okay, get her some cute teddy bears holding love hearts then too, then I want a big wall picture of us put up in my Dressing Room and her Dressing Room, okay?"

"But sir! I don't have a picture of you two..." Murphy tells him, worried.

Chad pulls out a camera out of his pocket. Sonny raises an eyebrow. "Sonny I always have a camera, when you're as good looking as me, I need people to constantly take pictures! Even if I have to take some myself." Chad explains, talking to her like she's missed the obvious.

Sonny laughs wholeheartedly.

Murphy takes the camera from Chad and takes a few steps back. Sonny leans her head on his shoulder, and Chad puts his hand tightly around her waist, both of them grin.

*FLASH*

"Good now, go and blow it up!" Murphy hands back the camera and gets out his notepad again. "Right, you know those love-heart shaped balloons?" Murphy nods. "Well I want a 371 of them, put them all around their studio or something."

Sonny frowns. "That's a little specific."

"It's one for every day I've known you." Chad says with a smile. (AN: Tis True. The Eppy where they met aired on the 8th Feb and this is a year later on the 14th ;D)

"Awh, Chad you remembered!" Sonny kisses his cheek.

Chad stumbles for words. "Er... gonna, yeah and ...guh."

Sonny laughs at his incoherency.

"Sonny, do you mind if I talk to Murphy alone for a minute? I wanna give you a surprise too."

Sonny nods in understanding. "You don't have to do all this by the way."

"I want to." Chad insists, putting a lock of hair behind her ear.

Sonny gives a small smile. "Well I better go console Tawni then."

"I'll pick you up at six my little Valentine." Chad whispers ruffling her hair.

Sonny grins. "I can't wait." Sonny skips happily over to Tawni, who looks like she's having a mental breakdown.

As soon as Sonny's out of earshot, Chad is back to business. "Right, now get us a table for two at Luigi's."

Murphy gasps. "But sir, it's Valentines Day, that's the top restaurant in LA, it'll be packed!"

Chad bristles. "Do I care? Look, I'm Chad Dylan Cooper, just tell the place whoever gets kicked out gets a free backstage pass to my show. If I wanna take Sonny to that place then I will, you got it?"

Murphy nods nervously. "Anything else sir?"

"Yes, make the reservation for 6:30, I also want a string quartet to be playing the background. Then I need you to hire the beach for me."

Murphy raises an eyebrow. "You want me to hire the beach?"

"Yes. Make it so only we can go on it, then put all pretty fairy lights on the palm trees or something. Then I want a small picnic on the sand, not too much food as we would have just ate, give us some sparkling wine or something, yeah? Ooh and give us a blanket so we can cuddle, okay?"

Murphy nods attentively.

"Right then at 10.30pm sharp I'll take her to Lookout Mountain, reserve a spot for us. Then I want you to put on a firework display for us. If you can get it to spell out "Sonny", if not then just get me lots of colourful ones."

"Sir, how am I meant to do all this by myself?" Murphy asks tentatively.

"Well get Bart and Josh the mail-guy to help you. When Chad Dylan Cooper does Valentines Day, he does it big. Just bill any of the costs to my card, okay?"

"Yes sir."

"Good, then get me the most important thing; a Mackenzie Falls box-set, put a pretty red ribbon on it too. If she's going to be my girlfriend by the end of the night, she needs to be a Falls addict."

"Is that all?"

Chad thinks for a moment. "Yes that'll be all."

"Sir, I don't mean to speak ... out of term, but if I may ask ... why are you going to all this trouble? I mean, you've never done this for any other girl, on Valentines Day or not..." Murphy asks curiously.

Chad glances over to Sonny who's trying to shush a crying Tawni, hugging her to her. Sonny glances up to see Chad, giving him a little smile she mouths 'Happy Valentines Day', she chuckles dryly to herself and strokes Tawni's hair again. Chad sighs happily and breathes out....

"Because I love her."

AN: Don't you just wanna marry Chad now? Urgh, I wish he was my Valentine lol. What's everyone doing for Valentines Day??????!!! Hope you all have a LOVEly day :D STARSTRUCK!!!!!!!! Everyone excited?!?!?!! I know I am ;)

Ooh and guess what? After 10 years of BEGGING my Mum for a pet, I come home and look in the Conservatory and guess what? There's a little rescue bunny in there! I called him Jakey, I was gonna call him Sterling, but then my sister was like Noooo! I want Thumper :( So we settled for Jakey (we thought she was a girl at 1st and called her Millie all day lmao) I looovveee him so much :D

Spread the love and press the pretty button?

-Everafterjunkie

p.s: Enjoy Starstruck my lovely readers!!! Can't wait :D:D