This little scene has been in my head since I wrote the one shot and I'm finally getting around to posting it. Just some silliness from the pack. And who knows, maybe I'll get inspired to write about some more sexy times between Jake and Ness.

As always, Stephanie Meyers everything except my laptop and my brain.

I woke up later than expected from a well-deserved nap. Seeing Nessie still curled up beside me, I wanted to stay and watch her, or maybe wake her up for round two. Unfortunately, I had time for neither of those options. It was time for me to head to another pack meeting- one in which I would defer alpha power to Sam. Fortunately, I was much more relaxed than before and the thought didn't bother me at all.

Placing a kiss on Nessie's cheek, she sighed, but never really woke up. "I'll be back soon. Promise," I whispered, knowing that she'd understand.

There was no point in getting dressed. Instead, I grabbed a pair of sweats for later, walked out the back door and phased. As I headed to the Rez, I thought of the sexy woman I'd left at home.

"Dude, that's just wrong. There's gotta be some type of rule against that."

Sam tried his best to seem disinterested, but finally gave in after just a few seconds.

"What's Jake doing, now?"

"He's using the alpha voice to command Nessie into compromising positions."

"I don't command her into anything," I growled at his implication, but he just ignored me.

"I mean, it's like Obie Wan using the force to pick up poon in a galaxy far, far away."

Leah sighed from her spot against a tree. "I'm asking mom if you're adopted when we go home."

"What?" Seth exclaimed.

"The thought that we might actually share DNA is too much to bear at the moment." She went back to weaving wildflowers together, ignoring Seth's attempt at a glare.

"Let's take a vote, shall we?" Everyone looked at Sam as if he'd just offered to kiss Cullen's coffin. "All those against Alphas using absolute power to get laid, raise your hand."

Seth's hand shot up immediately and the rest of the pack followed, although I suspected they only did so to keep Seth from mouthing off.

"All those who think Alpha's should be able to do whatever they want with their innate powers?"

The two of us raised both hands, just to be obnoxious. Grinning at one another, we couldn't help the smart-ass remarks we were both thinking.

"Hey Sam, when's the last time you heard of the pack being a democracy?"

"Hmm, good question Jake. I do believe the last time was," he paused for a second, pretending to think. "Oh, right, never, 'cause that would negate the purpose of Alphas."

There were a few groans, mostly from Seth, but Sam ignored them.

"On to some real business."

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