Chapter 1

AN: Saw the weather report about all the snow DC had recently while I was in line to buy something. Then I saw a magazine… Boom! Birth of a story…….

It was a down day at the BAU. There was nothing the team could do; the airstrip was snowed in due to a bout of strange east coast weather. They had a case, the team was ready, but Mother Nature had other ideas for them.

So, they sat around the bullpen, doing odd things while they waited for clearance to go. Hotch was in his office, JJ was painting her nails, Rossi and Reid were playing chess. Morgan was tossing a ball in the air and catching it while listening to his I-Pod, and Prentiss was reading a magazine.

Prentiss was really into what she was reading.

Forever the curious sort, Reid looked over at Prentiss. "What are you reading there, Em?"

Prentiss smiled. "I'm taking a quiz."

"What quiz?" Morgan asked, his curiosity peaked also.

"It's stupid. I got it from a friend, but had to try it. It asks How brazen are you?, what you've done in your life. Are you a tramp, or an angel kind of thing." She laughed, then blushed. "I'm no angel, that's for sure!"

Morgan stood up and grabbed the magazine out of her hands. "Let me see that."

"Hey!" Prentiss protested.

JJ looked up from her nails and rolled her eyes. "We already know where you rank."

He ignored her. "Ever skinny-dipped?" He smirked. "Who hasn't, besides Reid?"

"Actually, I have," Reid said, moving his queen. "Checkmate."

"My man! Way to go!" He was grinning his biggest grin. "Hey, we gotta get my baby girl out here to answer some of these."

"Answer what?" she said as if on cue, coming from her office with a stack of papers. Snow days did not mean less work for a technical analyst. Still, she needed to see the team and have some fun, too.

JJ gave her a look that said, Run.

"How brazen are you, baby?" Morgan said, a sexy half-smile gracing his face.

She smirked back at him. "Don't you wish you knew, hot stuff."

"Have you skinny dipped," he asked, walking towards her, holding the magazine.

She lost the smirk. "Well, no."

"Really?" Reid's surprised voice called out.

"No," she said, frowning. "But I bet I've done a lot of other things on that list that you haven't, Spencer Reid!"

Morgan started to grin again and she almost gasped. Shit. She opened the door for all sorts of questions now.

"Okay, sweetheart," he said, urging her to sit on the desk next to him. "Have you kissed a total stranger?"

"Yes. New Year's eve at a bar. Guy came up and kissed me," she said, smiling.

Reid frowned and glanced over at them. "No."

"Checkmate!" Rossi crowed, causing Reid to look back. "And I have done both of those things, and every other thing in that magazine."

Morgan raised an eyebrow. "Slept with a married woman?"

Rossi grinned back. "Yeah, my ex-wife when she was my wife," he laughed when Morgan frowned. "Got a point on you, kid. There are studs, and there are stallions."

Garcia had to hold a laugh back at that. To be honest, she was glad Morgan hadn't done that. He was a player, but he wasn't a sleaze. It was one of the many things she liked about him. She stopped smiling after the next question.

"Had sex outdoors?" He was looking directly at her. "Oh, this one is a double question. If so, have you had sex in a body of water?"

"No," she said.

Morgan looked like she could knock him over with a feather. "To both questions?"

She nodded, but the worst part was coming up still.

"Yes and yes," Reid said, smiling so big, his face looked like it could split.

Penelope's eyes narrowed. "Since when have you become a stud, Reid?"

"Calm down, baby girl," Morgan said, putting an arm around her. "It's okay you aren't that adventurous with ol' Lynch."

She glared at him, stood up and started to walk away.

"P, I was just-"

"Let her be, idiot," Prentiss said. "You don't tease a woman about her sexual prowess. It's not done."

Morgan blanched; he wouldn't intentionally hurt Penelope for all the tea in China. "She's such a hot little thing. I never would've thought-"

"No," JJ said, frowning at him. "You didn't think."

All the fun got sucked out of the room. Morgan handed Prentiss back the magazine.

She shook her head. "You keep it."