I could hear Tyson giggle from the dining pavilion. I was sat upright on my bed, working out strategies for tonight's capture the flag. Annabeth had beat me last time, and wasn't exactly okay with the idea of another week of taunting. Plus Thalia and the hunters were visiting so I had to be on my grind.

At last I had decided to take a break to see what my friends were up to. Out on the dining pavilion, my friends plus Clarisse were laughing hysterically.

"What's up, guys?" I asked sticking my head between Annabeth and Thalia.

"Nothing much, seaweed brain." Annabeth said.

On the table was some sort of hologram, with pictures and words.

"Hey, guys let's check out Nemesis's now!" Taryn yelled excitedly.

"Check out Nemesis's what?" I asked turning my head to Annabeth.

"Nico, explain it to him." She smiled doing something with the hologram.

"Well, Taryn here managed to hack the Olympian Internet without Hermes noticing..." I cut him off.

"Very impressive for an Aphrodite." I smiled.

"Thanks." She blushed.

"She set up a dating site for the gods and now we're playing matchmaker. It's hilarious. Want to see my dad's?" He asked. Hades and dating, I don't think that's a very good combo.

"I'll pass." I said, laughing up.

"Yeah and the best part is that I hacked e-harmony so we drag the profile to the different websites and arrange a date." Taryn's blue eyes filled with excitement.

"For example: Nemesis is looking for someone tall, dark, and having a sense of dread and love for chaos. So we look on the Olympus dating service first." Annabeth waited a few seconds. "And we view her matches."

I looked on the screen made of mist. It read matches: Phobos, Hermes, and Deimos in ancient Greek.

"Wow, Phobos and Deimos actually have a match?" Clarisse cracked up.

"Should we arrange a date?" Smiled Taryn, brushing her brunette hair back.

"Nope. We check all the gods, before making any permanent decisions." Thalia gave me grin. "Let's check Poseidon's." She got to work on the mist-web.

I had to admit I was nervous. I mean who wouldn't be, when viewing your parent's dating profile, especially when think about how embarrassing it could be.

A picture of my dad came on screen.

Name: Poseidon

Territory: Ocean

Interests: Boats, fish, aquatic monsters, old pieces of mermaid artwork, the Little Mermaid Series,

Favorites-

Actor: hm, I quite like Leonardo DiCaprio

Actress: Megan fox ^^ I mean have you seen Jenifer's Body? Or Leighton Meester

Band: The Beatles- nothing beats the classics (I have to admit some of the most talented demigods)

Desires: Pretty, Must like sea, kind, caring, single (not a necessity, but if possible)

Description: Well tanned, thick lush black hair and beard, sea green eyes, strong

"Okay, then..." Thalia busted out into laughter.

"Dad is funny." Tyson laughed.

I felt like passing out. Megan Fox? The Beatles? And my personal favorite- the Little Mermaid Series? It was too much to handle at once.

"Hey, check out who they paired him up with?" Nico had a wide grin on his face.

"ARTEMIS?" I, myself, burst in to roars of laughter.

"She made one of these things?" Annabeth giggled to Thalia.

I don't own Percy Jackson.

A/N:Okay, I understand I suck at writing, but I was bored. I know it's OOC, but hey it's the best I could do. Please no flames. My self esteem is running a bit low. I might continue this. Feel free to r & r, and tell me if you want another chapter. You could also say which God or Goddess's profile you want to see.