Heigh-Ho, here we go! A set of Limericks, Chauvelin limericks, to be exact. Sir Percy always manages to mutilate Chauvelin's name, I thought I'd try my hand at it in a varied set of limericks. Enjoy!

There once was a Frenchie named Chauberleen,

Who sent aristo's to the guillotine.

But Sir Percy then came,

Saved a count and his dame,

And thwarted that Frenchie named Chauberleen.

There once was a Frenchie named …er, Chauvelob,

Who spotted Sir Percy in a dancing mob.

When he yelled "English Spy!"

Percy took up the cry,

And threw into the cellar that Chauvelob.

There once was a Frenchie named Chaubolin,

A bowl of some soup he was gobblin',

When in came a chap,

Who gave him a slap,

And he nearly choked, that poor Chaubolin!

There once was a Frenchie named Chauvelol,

Who looked for his prey at Lord Grenville's ball.

To the place he came a-creeping,

But he found Sir Percy sleeping,

"Now that is curious!" thought Chauvelol.

There once was a Frenchie named Chauveline,

Who thought that his cravat was tied just fine!

But the loops were too high,

And the knot was awry…

That shockingly bad dresser, Chauveline.

There once was a Frenchie named Chauvelan

Who worked for a Frenchie named Robespeecan.

They were such a fright;

They caused such a sight.

That horrible Frenchie, Chauvelan!