I really thought summer would have me writing all the time. Especially with no exotic vacations. It seems I've just become lazier so I sincerely apologize. Part two shouldn't be to hard to write after this part so it should be up soon, hopefully.

"Hello and welcome one and all! We are live from Luigi Circuit Racetrack giving you all the coverage of today's race!" the announcer boomed across the large stadium.

Loud cheers could be heard from the crowd that filled the stadium seats. After all, everyone loves a good race.

"Aaaaaaand now, it'sssssss time for the one, the only, Luuuuigi Variety Hour! Staring your host Luigi Mario!" he shouted.

A large TV screen was set atop a building in the middle of the course. It flickered on to show Luigi and Princess Peach siting on a couch in an unknown room. A wide window in the back round showed clouds passing by.

"Hello everyone and welcome to raceday on The Luigi Variety Hour. We are here live from Cheep Cheep Blimp!" Luigi cheerfully spoke.
The two sat in silence for a moment before Luigi spoke again.

"Uhhh, well, I need to apologize to everyone for my, 'behavior' last week." he explained, "I, was at this crazy party. Yeah..."

Peach cut in, "But anywho, today is going to be so much fun! The racers are all getting ready on the track so let's start the show before they start. Does that sound good Luigi?"

"Huh, oh, uh yes of course."

The large screen changed to show the first questions.

To Peach:

1. Do you like Mario or Bowser?

2. Do you think that Luigi and Daisy would make an awesome couple?

3. Between Mario and Luigi, who do you think is the better hero?

To Luigi:

1. Do you still have your mansion?

2. Do you like being the comedy relief?

3. Is Daisy Circuit your favorite course in Mario Kart Wii?

That's all I got. =)

-zeldamaster456

"Oh how exciting, I do love gossip. But, me with Bowser? No way, ewwww. Mario however, is really cute. Do I think that Luigi and Daisy are cute together?"

She smirked in Luigi's direction before answering, "Weeeell, Daisy is so cute when she tells me about him."

"Daisy talks about me?" Luigi said blushing a little.

"You'll have to ask her." she winked, "I think Mario has saved me more so he does seem more herioc. But Luigi helps too."

Luigi took his turn, "Actualy I built a new mansion right on the place it used to be. You see, the old one just vanished along with the ghosts. Funny right? Comic relief? So it's funny when I get hurt? Well I didn't think it was so funny."

Peach giggled.

"What? What?" he said.

"Anyway Daisy Circuit is a nice place to race and the statue is a nice touch. It could be my favorite I suppose."

"Good timing, it seems the racers are almost ready. Let's go to Mario on the track who will give us some profiles." said the princess.

The screen changed to show Mario with a microphone and a striped racing shirt. Behind the camera stood a stylishly dressed koopa in a red baseball cap and black shell. He gave the thumbs up to Mario who began talking.

"We have a great bunch of racers here today and just look how excited they all look to win the grand prize!"

"Grand prize?" Peach asked.

"Yes a fabulous prize that will be announced later and given to the winner. We still have a little time though so let's go talk to some of the racers." he said walking onto the track, the koopa and the show's stagehands following.

"Here we have a large," he shuddered, "blooper in what appears to be a fish bowl on wheels. Excuse me sir, or uh ma'am, how do you think you'll do today?"

He takes the cork out of his mouth to speak. "Do you have something against bloopers!"

"Huh n-no. Well I just have had a few bad encounters with them, but that doesn't mean your not, uh, well to say, a good person." Mario said off guard before putting his head down and raising the mike.

"... Uh-huh... Anyway... For future reference, I'm a sir, sir. Yeah, um, I'm not really sure how I'll do, I'm sorta good at this, so I might do good, but I might not because I'm not a real professional kart racer, but thinking I'll do below average may just be the result of lack of self-esteem... Um... I'm going to try. Let's leave it at that." He puts the cork back in again and turns to the steering wheel thing.

"Okay, sorry about that then sir. Moving on!" the crew walked over to another kart, this one much smaller holding a small goomba, "So Birby, any thoughts on the race today?"

The goomba said nothing.

"Right then... How about you the1spinhedgehog," he said turning to his camera man, "Any thoughts and shouldn't you be getting ready? It says you are competing today."

The koopa said a few things before running off to find his kart.

Luigi spoke up, "Hold on, while they are doing that the next question is from the1Spinhedgehog."

For Luigi:

Where Did you learn your Final Smash from Brawl

-the1Spinhedgehog

"Well it's kinda like this, in the Smash Bros tournaments we all leave our homelands to compete. The world we go to is really very strange in you can't die but rather turn into trophy's. The smash ball gives you a powerful attack based on your personality. So to answer your question I suppose I just learned it when I first got a smash ball."

Back on the track the race was getting ready to begin. Everyone was eagerly in their vehicles. The countdown started. Beep. Luigi and the princess sat on the edge of their seats. Beep. Mario bit his lip. Beep. The crowd roared. Beeeeeeeeeep!

Well I hope you liked this one because I strained myself writing. But ha, now you have to wait forever for the race to really begin while you wait for me to update. (insert evil laugh)

"Ummm no." said Luigi.

The racers took off with blinding speed.

The announcer roared over the loudspeaker, "The racers are speed down the track, and it appears Dragon19Kyoshi is taking the lead as the pack leader. Approaching the first turn with the Dragonator in front, oh, but look at Scoomba tear up that turn! His smooth driving just placed him in first!"

1. Scoomba 2. Dragon19Kyoshi 3. ChrisMSMB 4. A Mutant Octupus 5. the1Spinhedgehog 6. Birby

"That's the current leader board but everyone is still really close this point." Mario stated.

"Let's answer some questions from Chris." the princess suggested.

So Luigi, you surprised me when you came in drunk...I never thought you were one to drink. B) I should ask why you came in drunk, but it may be too personal or somebody else may ask. So instead:

1) Do you still use your Poltergust3000, for example, like to clean the floors of your mansion?

2) Who or what is the most important thing in your life?

And I didn't forget about you either your majesty, Princess Peach:

1) I know you can fight, so why do you let Bowser kidnap you on a daily basis?

2) How did you get stuck with Toadsworth? I do respect him, but I think all that nagging is too much for his age.

3) If given the chance, would you save Mario, Luigi, and perhaps the majority of the Mushroom Kingdom again?

(P.S: So glad this story updated!)

-ChrisMSMB

"We added in the missed question from last week, so Luigi would you like to start?"

"Okay... Yeah please don't ask, I-I, don't want to think about it. I gave back the Poltergust3000 to Gadd actually because he still needs it to get stray ghosts. Funny story though, he gave me an older version to use as a vacuum when I moved into my new home. Also the most important thing to me is... My brother, yeah cause he's always their for me."

"Aww thanks bro." Mario interrupted.

Peach shifted on the couch, "I don't usually get a choice to fight or not. Before I know it I'm stuck in some cage or something crazy like my own birthday cake! I can't do much damage from that. And I like Toadsworth like," she took a moment to think, "an overprotective grandfather who you have to love but still know you do. If that makes sense. Finally I would not save the Kingdom again unless I absolutely had to. Don't forget I always had help whenever I did that."

End of Part One! For real, sorry. Okay a couple things to say. First I'll keep writing but I wanted you guys to have something to read so I'm posting this in parts. Second for those of you interviewed write what you'd like to say in your next review and I'll edit in it this chapter. I didn't interview everyone yet so the others will come in after the race. Lastly no more questions this time until after the race. Well that's it so for now, bye.