When was the last time I stayed in one place

for more than three days at a time?

Carmen Sandiego doesn't know.

How many monuments have I stolen?

She's lost count.

They all tend to blur together after a while.

How many of my plans have succeeded?

All.

How many countries haven't I been to?

None.

How many have I called my home?

That's a stupid question

Only because she can't answer.

How many times have I been caught by ACME?

Only once, but she wanted it.

Carmen always gets what she wants.

Always.

Has Carmen Sandiego ever messed up?

Never.

But there are some questions even she can't answer.

Where on Earth is Carmen Sandiego?

Even she doesn't know.