Murder on stage 17... not again!
Blame it on the many good stories I have read. It gives inspiration for more. This one is a bit particular though. I hope you'll like it and , please leave a little review... for vitamins :-). TXS.
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"Oh My God, not again!"
"What?"
"I just heard the director. He wants to shoot the whole scene one more time."
"You're kidding?"
"I wish I was."
"What was wrong with the last take?"
"The blond did not like the way I stumbled on the guardrail."
"I don't believe this! "
"There's more. The brunet wanted to play the whole brawl scene himself. "
"What was wrong with the performance? "
"Nuthin' I guess. Maybe he only wanna relea se pent-up feelings. "
"Release what? "
"Pent-up feelings ! "
"Ooh.... I thought you said ' pant-up' ."
"Dummy! "
"That's rude ! Why don't you say he wants to 'unwind' ? "
"Or ' un-whine' ? "
"You're cruel. He usually is a very nice guy. He likes to be involved, that's all. "
" Let's go. I see them waving at us... OK, we're ready, what do you want us to do? "
"All right, guys, try to do this like Hutch is really gonna fall off but remembering he is afraid of heights and you... you should act a bit more provocative yet playful and also concerned about your pretty face, you know how Starsky is concerned about his cute appearance... "
(whispering) "Great, that's what we did in all the takes... hey, look, the brunet is looking at his watch for the tenth time . "
(whispering back ) "Probably because he is hungry ."
(still whispering) "Yeah , mee too!! "
(whispering with a sigh) "Figures!! That's why YOU are HIS stunt double. "
(Director, loud and clear) " OK, everybody, we're ready... Silence everybody... Starsky and Hutch... Murder on Stage17... Take 9... Roll'em... aaaand... ACTION! "
THE END