A random fic in which no one is in character except maybe Murphy, and the twins are a bit gay. twincest, ftw. Uhm... Not much to say about this besides.... enjoy?

I own none of the Boondock Saints amazingness. That's all Troy Duffy. Bless that man...

VERITAS has entered chat

VERITAS: hey Murph, hurry up! You're slower than our grandmother!

AEQUITAS has entered chat

AEQUITAS: fuck you, you know I'm not good with computers

VERITAS: That's no excuse for bein late.

AEQUITAS: …fuck you

VERITAS: lol

AEQUITAS: "lol"? what the fuck does that mean?

VERITAS: laughing-out-loud, and wtf is shorter than 'what the fuck'

AEQUITAS: I don't like you right now.

VERITAS: ? o.O

AEQUITAS: I don't get what the O's are for, but I don't care. You're an ass.

VERITAS: that makes you the brother of an ass. The twin of an ass, even.

AEQUITAS: go to hell, I'd rather be an ass' twin than an ass.

VERITAS: But doesn't being an ass' twin therefore make you an ass as well?

AEQUITAS: Astounding logic, Mr. Spock. Go fuck yourself.

VERITAS: maybe I will, lol

AEQUITAS: You probably are right now

VERITAS: ...and if I am?

AEQUITAS: then you're a pervert and an asshole for not waiting for me

VERITAS: You're in New York! I'm lonely!

AEQUITAS: I'm lonely too, you know

VERITAS: are you wanking right now?

AEQUITAS: no. you aren't, are you?

VERITAS: ...

AEQUITAS: Connor!

VERITAS: LOL! I'm not, relax. I'm being celibate until you're home.

AEQUITAS: well, aren't you sweet

VERITAS: I try.

AEQUITAS: I was being sarcastic

VERITAS: jerk.

VERITAS: they need to make a sarcasm font

AEQUITAS: yeah, they should

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VERITAS: ...Smecker? Nice name.

SpecialAgent69: It was either that or MistressPaulina01.

AEQUITAS: ...how very... you.

VERITAS: Yes. It suits you very well. (good grammar, ftw!)

SpecialAgent69: Thanks boys.

AEQUITAS: "good grammar ftw" ftw? Fuck the what? ???

VERITAS: HAHAHAHAHA!

SpecialAgent69: LOLOLOL XD

AEQUITAS: fuck you guys!

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VERITAS: Murphy?

VERITAS: FUCK!

SpecialAgent69: Fail.

So, here's what I did in math class yesterday. Hope it was entertaining.