Comatose

Chapter one

A/N- Dear LORD! It's finally up! FINALLY! T^T -tears of Joy- The whole story is 4,004 words but i condensed it into 6 chapters for easier reading. This is a Ouran Host Club fanfiction based off the Twins Hikaru and Kaoru Hitachiin. I worked my ass off on this thing haha.

WARNING!- Will contain twincest in later chapters. Yes this is a yaoi incest fic. Got a problem? Don't read it.

I don't own Own Ouran Host club sadly but If I did, Yaoi fangirls would be delighted.

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"Separate rooms?" Two voices rang out, the speakers staring at their mother in disbelief.

"That's right." Yuzuha Hitachiin replied, looking at her sons warily.

The two identical, red headed, amber eyed boys looked at each other for a few moments, frowning.

"No." They said together, a firm edge to their tone.

Yuzuha sighed, clasping her hands together.

"Boys" She said softly. "You two are growing up now! You both need your privacy. Besides, this may help you become independent."

Hikaru Hitachiin leaned forward from where he was sat on his and his brother's shared bed and draped his arms around his younger twin brother Kaoru's neck in a protective motion, fixing his mother a steely glare.

Yuzuha sighed once again and glanced at her watch with a frown.

"I have to go." She said slowly. "Important meeting... But we will talk about this when I get home."

"Hai. Sayonara Okaasan." The twins chorused as their mother left the room. They turned to each other and sighed, flopping back on their bed simultaneously.

"Separate rooms?" Kaoru whispered, sounding as upset as he looked.

"It's ok Kaoru" Hikaru smiled, wrapping his arms around him. He ran his fingers softly through his brother's red hair and smiled a little wider when Kaoru sighed in contentment. "They'll never split us up." Hikaru promised. "Now as much as i'd like to stay here...We should go. Tono will have a fit if we're late."

Kaoru laughed at the mention of the host club king and nodded, getting up with Hikaru to start the day.

--The Host Club is now open for business—

"I can't believe Okaasan wishes to split us up." Kaoru murmured sadly, casting his eyes down in a uke expression, tears building in his eyes.

"Kaoru" Hikaru soothed, pulling his brother into his arms protectively. "No one will pull me away from you. " He rested his forehead against Kaoru's. "I will protect you."

"Hikaru..."

"KYAAAA!" the fan-girls screamed as the brothers gazed into each other's eyes. "It's the forbidden brotherly love!"

Meanwhile, as today's theme was 'Sailor's at sea', a certain King by the name of Tamaki Suoh was attempting to get one Haruhi Fujiioka to wear a mermaid outfit. When she promptly refused, Tamaki retreated to his so named 'corner of woe' and began to grow mushrooms.

"Sorry Senpai..." Haruhi muttered. "But I'm not wearing that thing."

This only succeeded in making Tamaki even more depressed, causing Haruhi to sigh in annoyance.

The twins looked over at the two as their guests left happily, having screamed 'moe' and 'kya' a few more times. They grinned slyly at each other and both casually slipped their arms around Haruhi who raised an eyebrow. Tamaki looked up and glared dangerously. The twins continued to grin and both kissed Haruhi on either cheek causing the fan-girls around to screech in delight and caused Tamaki, who had managed somehow to grow mushrooms on his head to jump up and start cussing the twins out, ranting about sexual harassment towards his innocent little daughter.

"Senpai, stop" Haruhi grimaced. "You're being ridiculous"

With that, she left Tamaki to sulk and the twins high-fived each other, silently congratulating each other on a job well done.

"Mommy!" Tamaki raged, looking at the glasses character, Kyouya Ootori. "I fear for my daughter's innocence! Those shady twins are turning her against me!"

"Tamaki, don't call me that in public."

Cue the corner of woe.