100 Things Not To Do At Lyle House:

201: I will not replace Derek's food with dog treats.

202: I will not ask Tori if I can see a picture of her sister.

203: I will not ask Tori who her real father is

204: I am not allowed to sing Poker Face and actually poke the nurses in the face with needles.

205: I am not allowed to ever tell Chloe and Derek I am from the future and their kid.

206: I will not bribe Derek to do my homework

207: I will not tell Simon that instead of writing a 500 word essay he should draw a picture cause a pictures worth a thousand words

208: I will not tell Tori that Derek likes her to freak her out

209: I will not ask Derek if he's going to bite Chloe and let her join his "wolf pack"

210: I will not ask Derek or Chloe when the wedding is