Tony's Time Chapter 1: How D'ye Do and Shake Hands, a ncis fanfic

There I hope I got everyone who should be given credit in there.

The Verses

How D'ye Do and Shake Hands

You go through life and never know the day

when fate may bring a situation that will prove to be

embarrassing, your face gets red, you hide your head

And wish that you could die, but that's old fashioned,

Here's a new thing you should really try,

Chorus:

Say:

"How d'ye do" and shake hands, shake hands, shake hands,

Say "how d'ye do" and shake hands, state your name and

Bus'ness.

You introduce your girlfriend to your very special beau

And then he doesn't call you and the next thing that you

Know you see them both a-walking down the street as big

As life, and when he says, "My dear, I'd like to have you

Meet my wife,

Chorus

You take your girl friend on a date and you have so much fun

That you forget to bring her home until it's after one,

Her father's waiting at the door as angry as can be,

I've had that happen lots of times, so take this tip from me,

Chorus

While at the wedding of some folks you hardly know by sight,

And in conversation with a woman on your right

You say you think the bride's a mess, her face she ought to hide,

And when you find you're talking to the mother of the bride,

Chorus

While walking thru a cemetery very late at night

You find that you're confronted by a figure dressed in white

And tho the blood inside your veins has quickly turned to ice

Everything will be O.K. if you take my advice

Chorus

You walking into a resturant as hungry as can be,

And when you've had your meal of everything from A to Z

You realize you haven't got a single cent with you

And when the manager comes over this is what you do

Chorus

You're speeding down the highway and the feeling is superb,

And then you hear a siren and "Pull over to the curb,"

And when a cop who's big and tough comes walking up to you

And asks you where the firs is that you are going to,

Chorus

You go into a barbershop to get yourself a shave,

And if you are the kind of guy who never can behave

You ask the manicurist for a little kiss or two

And then when you discover it's her husband shaving you

Chorus

A handshake and a happy greeting's mighty hard to beat,

So at the risk of boring you I'm going to repeat

Remember in the future that no matter what you do

Here's one way to get out of any mess you get into

Chorus

I hope you enjoyed it and the first chapter will be up shortly.