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Long Live Crack!
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I and WOof HeAD wrote this via PM out of randomness.
Enjoy~
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Yammy: I'm so big, hahahaha!
Kisuke: *points fan to his sword's tip* Fools belong on this side of my sword.
Kisuke: Yammy, move over this side of my sword or die. Actually, your going to die anyway, so dw ô.Ô
Yammy: *gets bigger*
Kisuke: *sigh* Really... I never met such an airhead...
Kisuke *thinking*: If his head is full of air, will Benihime slice it up clean enough for study????
Yammy:can't beat me now!
*Kisuke reveals how much air is really inside Yammy's skull*
Here is a diagram: normal brain: O
Yammy's brain: •
*Kisuke tied Yammy up*
Kisuke: *looks at Yammy's size* Hm... *looks down at his scalpel* Too small... Kurosaki-kun? Think I can use your Shikai for a little while?
Ichigo: *looks at Yammy*thinks* That guy hurt Rukia... *hurriedly adds* and the others... *says* sure *evil grin*
*but before Ichigo hands Zangetsu over, he hits Yammy with a Getsuga Tenshou, with Rukia in mind, breaking Yammy's bindings*
Kisuke: Stupid child! *grins at Ichigo*
Yammy: You dead now **!
Ichi: Aw, shaddap, every guy with Bankai could beat you, dickhead.
Kisuke: Freeloader-san didn't.
Ichi: Cuz he's dumb.
Kisuke: ...! Granted.
(lol)
Yammy: Shut up! *slams massive fist in between them* I'll show you who's easy to beat now! *changes to Espada zero*
Ichigo: *runs up and starts chopping at Yammy's ankles, Kisuke raises eyebrow*
Kisuke: I know this might be a stupid question, but, what the hell are you doing?
Ichigo: Isn't it obvious? If I keep on chopping, it will eventually get to the point where I can whack it over the head!
*somewhere far away a Quincy sneezes of Déjà Vu*
Kisuke : *sweetdropps* Why don't you just fly up there where his head is?
Ichi: ... good question! XD
Ichigo: Well... Maybe I will! Waddaya gonna do about that? Aye?
Kisuke: Shut up *draws sword and makes Cero come out, super strong; which Yammy meets with a Cero, and so Ichigo isn't left out, he throws in a Getsuga Tenshou...*
*Ichi is hit by Yammy's and Kisuke's cero*Hichi comes out*
Hichi: *manic laughter* I'll kill U until U die from it!!
Kisuke: *hits Hichi with Ceros, Yammy joins, make a massive clump of Cero thingys, hears maniac laughter coming from inside the Cero's, stop revealing a black ball of Getsuga Tenshou*
Hichigo: Ban-kai.
Kisuke: Aw, sh*t...
Yammy: Why? That sword isn't even the size of a regular toothpick!
Hichi: *glare* WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY, PRISSY????
Hichi: You will pay for that you disgusting dog!
Kisuke: *turns to Yammy* A little friendly advise, shut up; and RUN!
Hichi: There is no place on earth, heaven or hell you could hide from me, mwhahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!
Yammy: What about Hueco Mundo? Didn't think about that one, did you?
Kisuke: Even if you did run back to mama Aizen, there wouldn't be too much you could do against Hollow Ichigo....
Yammy: Bull! *flees to Aizen and weeps*
Hichi: 3,2,1, hope you're ready cuz here I come~ *maniac laughter*
Kisuke back in the Living World: Told you so, jerk.
*Stark comes out of nowhere* I demand you to stop!
Hichi:*pretends to be cornered* Do you know what I think?... Actually, I don't think I will stop *cuts Stark's head off with one swipe, as it rolls to the floor Hichi flashsteps away looking for Yammy*
Barragan appears: Insolent... thing!
Hichi looks bored: Seriously? An old hag? Psh... *Getsuga Tenshô's B.'s *ss off*
Aizen: Stop killing my Espada!
Hichi: No.
Aizen: Yes.
Hichi: No.
Aizen: Yes.
Hichi: Are you thick or something? I said no!!!!
Aizen:... What if I am huh? Wadaya gonna do about it then? Hey? What was that?
Hichi: Um...kill you? *slices Aizen's arms off*
Aizen *gasp like a girl*: How dare you!!!!!!
Hichi: Um... just... do it? *slices off leg*
*Hichi thinks of Captain Kuchiki and his little speech when he discarded his left arm and leg*
Hichi: You don't drone on like Byakuya do you?
Aizen: Ummmm...
Hichi: Well to save ourselves from another antagonizing Bleach episode, I will kill you.*slices off head*
*Gin and Tousen walk in (assuming that they're alive)*
Gin: Oh~ ya finally killed im. Gud work.
Hichi: Um... thanks? I guess...
Gin: Ah, well ya shuld be thankful in the last moments of ya life~ were gonna kill you~
Tousen: *grunt*
Hichi: What the hell is up with all of these stuck up bastards?! They're freaking everywhere! At first I thought Ishida was the only one! Well... thinking about it... I'm just as stuck up as them, but rightfully so, no one can beat me in my true release!!!!!!!! *releases into the long-haired hollow that fought Ulqui*
Tosen: What happened?
Gin: He just upgraded into something ugly...
Hichi: *in breathy and raspy Darth Vader voice* I'm..... not..... ugly.... *slices Gin in half*
Hichi: *sighs in something that sounds like relief* Scary... smile...is...gone.
Tousen:...
Hichi: I... want.. to... kill you... but... could you... pour some tea first? My thought hurts.
Tosen: …
Hichi: You... *breathe* disobey me..... perish! *slices Tosen in little bits* Gone..... is the freak......
Hichi: *looks at the little cubes that are now Tosen, crouches on the floor, and then uses them as building blocks to make a little castle, whilst humming the 'super mario' theme tune*
*Rukia appears*
*animesweatdrops*
Rukia: Um... *sees him building a castle*shrugs* Can I help?
Hichi: *breathes deeply* Sure...........
Hichi: *watches Rukia create a life sized Chappy out of Tosen cubes, she runs out with half a bunny ear to go*
Rukia: I need more cubes *screams*
Hichi: *takes Rukias hand* C'mon, I know how to get some more.
And so Rukia and Hichigo, run through Hueco Mundo, hand in hand, looking for their next victim...
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Black Sun: (rofl) and there ends the tale of doom XD
WOof HeAD: Pretty damn good if I do say so myself... that was fun!
Black Sun: LOL, that was so crackish XD
R&R~
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