I own nothing in this story, the characters belong to Disney and the song Because I got High belongs to Afroman.
Because I got high KP style
Verse 1
Kim : It's like I don't care about nothing man.
Kim : Roll another blunt.
Monique:OOOO
Monique:La Da Da De Da Ladedada Ladedada Ladedada
Kim: I was gonna clean my room until I got high.
Monique:OOOO
Kim : I was gonna be spotless too but I got high.
Monique:La Da Da.
Kim : Now I'm grounded for a month and I know why.
Monique: Why man?
Kim : Because I got high,Because I got high,because I got high.
Monique : La de da da da da da.
Verse 2
Kim : I was gonna go to class but I got high.
Monique : Ohhh.
Kim : I could've studied and I could've passed but I got high.
Monique : La da da.
Kim : Now Barkin's on my ass and I know why.
Monique : Why man?
Kim : Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high.
Verse 3
Monique : Go to the next one go to the next one.
Kim : (Clucks like a chicken)
Kim : I was gonna save the world but I got high.
Monique : Ohhh Ohhh.
Kim : I would've took Drakken and Shego down but I got high.
Monique : La da da.
Kim : Now Earth is called Drakken Town and I know why.
Monique : Why man
Kim : Cause I got high, Because I got high, Because I got high.
Verse 4
Kim : I was gonna go to GJ but I got high.
Monique : OHH OHH.
Kim : I was gonna to be a top agent, but I got high.
Kim : Now I'm serving their lunch and I know why.
Monique : Why man?
Kim : Cause I got high, Because I got high, Because I got high.
Monique : La de da da da da.
Verse 5
Kim : I wasn't gonna to help the Tweebs,but I got high.
Monique : Ohhh Ohhh.
Kim : I was gonna to kick both of their asses but I was high.
Monique : La da da.
Kim : Now I've 2 degree burns and I know why?
Monique : Why man?
Kim : Cause I got high, Because I got high, Because I got high.
Monique : La de da da da da.
Verse 6
Kim: I was gonna to pay my students loans but I got high.
Monique : Ohhh Ohhh.
Kim : I was gonna pay it all at once but I got high.
Monique : La da da.
Kim : Now bill collectors are harassing me and I know why.
Monique : Why man?
Kim : Cause I got high, Because I got high,Because I got high ,Because I got high.
Monique : La de da da da da.
Verse 7
Kim : I was gonna to make love to Ron but I got high.
Monique : Ohh Ohhh Ohhh.
Kim : I was gonna to suck on his schlong but I got high.
Monique : La da da.
Kim : Now I'm "Squeezing the Peach" and I know why.
Monique : Why man?
Kim : Cause I got high,Because I got high, Because I got high, Because I got high.
Verse 8
Kim : I messed up my entire life because I got high.
Kim : I have no kids and I'm no wife because I got high.
Monique : La da da.
Kim : Now I have fifty cats and I know why.
Monique : Why man?
Kim : Cause I got , Because I got high , Because I got high.
This is the end of this parody of Because I got high by. Afroman KP style.
Again I own nothing in this story it was just an idea that had to get out.
Any way hope you enjoyed it RXR
PEACE OUT