I own nothing in this story, the characters belong to Disney and the song Because I got High belongs to Afroman.

Because I got high KP style

Verse 1

Kim : It's like I don't care about nothing man.

Kim : Roll another blunt.

Monique:OOOO

Monique:La Da Da De Da Ladedada Ladedada Ladedada

Kim: I was gonna clean my room until I got high.

Monique:OOOO

Kim : I was gonna be spotless too but I got high.

Monique:La Da Da.

Kim : Now I'm grounded for a month and I know why.

Monique: Why man?

Kim : Because I got high,Because I got high,because I got high.

Monique : La de da da da da da.

Verse 2

Kim : I was gonna go to class but I got high.

Monique : Ohhh.

Kim : I could've studied and I could've passed but I got high.

Monique : La da da.

Kim : Now Barkin's on my ass and I know why.

Monique : Why man?

Kim : Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high.

Verse 3

Monique : Go to the next one go to the next one.

Kim : (Clucks like a chicken)

Kim : I was gonna save the world but I got high.

Monique : Ohhh Ohhh.

Kim : I would've took Drakken and Shego down but I got high.

Monique : La da da.

Kim : Now Earth is called Drakken Town and I know why.

Monique : Why man

Kim : Cause I got high, Because I got high, Because I got high.

Verse 4

Kim : I was gonna go to GJ but I got high.

Monique : OHH OHH.

Kim : I was gonna to be a top agent, but I got high.

Kim : Now I'm serving their lunch and I know why.

Monique : Why man?

Kim : Cause I got high, Because I got high, Because I got high.

Monique : La de da da da da.

Verse 5

Kim : I wasn't gonna to help the Tweebs,but I got high.

Monique : Ohhh Ohhh.

Kim : I was gonna to kick both of their asses but I was high.

Monique : La da da.

Kim : Now I've 2 degree burns and I know why?

Monique : Why man?

Kim : Cause I got high, Because I got high, Because I got high.

Monique : La de da da da da.

Verse 6

Kim: I was gonna to pay my students loans but I got high.

Monique : Ohhh Ohhh.

Kim : I was gonna pay it all at once but I got high.

Monique : La da da.

Kim : Now bill collectors are harassing me and I know why.

Monique : Why man?

Kim : Cause I got high, Because I got high,Because I got high ,Because I got high.

Monique : La de da da da da.

Verse 7

Kim : I was gonna to make love to Ron but I got high.

Monique : Ohh Ohhh Ohhh.

Kim : I was gonna to suck on his schlong but I got high.

Monique : La da da.

Kim : Now I'm "Squeezing the Peach" and I know why.

Monique : Why man?

Kim : Cause I got high,Because I got high, Because I got high, Because I got high.

Verse 8

Kim : I messed up my entire life because I got high.

Kim : I have no kids and I'm no wife because I got high.

Monique : La da da.

Kim : Now I have fifty cats and I know why.

Monique : Why man?

Kim : Cause I got , Because I got high , Because I got high.

This is the end of this parody of Because I got high by. Afroman KP style.

Again I own nothing in this story it was just an idea that had to get out.

Any way hope you enjoyed it RXR

PEACE OUT