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Last year I did a story for L1701E's birthday. Unfortunately for me, I can't remember the exact date, but I know it should be soon, so I'll start now.

Previously...

It was Professor Xavier's birthday, and, much to the horror of everyone, Kitty had been saddled with the job of baking the Professor's birthday cake. Everyone had a different reaction.

Kurt, Jean, Scott, and Logan had all fled with the Blackbird to the Polar ice caps to hide out until the Professor's birthday had passed.

Hank had earnestly tried one of Kitty's, for lack of a better word, creations, and while it tasted alright, it caused all his fur to fall out.

Ororo had gone into a frenzy from the amount of sugar Kitty used, and went on a rampage, before they managed to catch and sedate her.

Rogue had suffered stomach pains and repetitive vomiting when Kitty had used ipecac, believing it was actually a fancy French chocolate syrup.

Lance, being Kitty's personal whipping boy, tried it, and spent a good five hours on the toilet. The resulting bowel movements and flatulence leveled the Brotherhood house.

Jubilee had avoided disaster by pretending her grandmother had just died and she was in mourning.

Sam got out of it by tripping Bobby down the stairs as an excuse to bring him to the emergency room.

Bobby suffered bonus damage some time later, when a belt buckle to the head sent him and Rogue down the stairs, breaking the other leg and putting Rogue in a cast herself.

Amara pretended she didn't speak English.

Ray pretty much sold his soul at the price of 400 dollars, and wound up taking suppositories for his damaged insides and gained forty pounds from Kitty's botched samples.

Roberto jumped out a window.

Tabitha pretended she was in a coma.

The big night finally came and, much to the anger of everyone who suffered so far, learned Kitty decided to BUY the cake.

Principal Kelly, unfortunately, wound up the lucky receiver of the rest of Kitty's burnt abortions, which blew up the school.

And for some reason, Rahne and Jamie were missing.

And now, we see what followed after...