Yes ladies and gentlemen, this is about our lovely Sasuke working at Chuck E. Cheese, and guess what? I really work there too! (sighs) How do I put up with all those screaming kids each and every day you say?......to tell you the truth....I don't even know myself. Some of the scenario's that I have described in this fic actually happen, minus the sex part. Hehe. I laughed the whole time I wrote this because its so true but be on your best behavior people.....this is my first time writing a lemon! I wrote this one-shot because I was bored and needed to get some practice in for future scenes in My Uzumaki, anyway, enough rambling. Read and enjoy!

Warning: Sex between two males at Chuck E. Cheese, if you don't like, then don't read

Disclaimer: (sighs) I do not own Naruto

'Why? Why must people make my life a living hell? Do they know what I went through all ready? The long torturous five hours of my life spent in this hell-hold already left my body drained and they were just adding fuel to the fire.'

He rubbed his pale hand over his face in frustration, would this kid just hurry up! Just fifteen more minutes before they closed and this little brat was taking forever. He still had shit to do.

"I told you many times before you only have ten tickets so you can't look at anything on the wall."

"So what box can I look in again mister?"

"This box right here." Sasuke pointed to the red box that sat securely in the case at the prize counter. There were only six things in it, how hard was it to choose: stickers, a lollipop, a fortune teller, spin top, a fish, or…more stickers? Pick the lollipop! All kids love lollipops!

"Oh okay."

Minutes went by and he still stood there. Sasuke growled and slammed his hands on the glass; the little boy jumped back and looked up at the demon in front of him.

"You better tell me right now what you want!"

The kid's eyes scanned the case one more time, "A blue lollipop."

Sasuke cursed to himself and reached into the small cubby behind him and grabbed a lollipop from the section, uncaring of which color he grabbed. He threw the sweetened object down on the hard surface and proceeded to walk away.

"I wanted blue not brown." He pouted while looking at the candy with disgust.

"Well deal with it!" He rolled his obsidian eyes and walked away. He made his way back into the kitchen to continue with what he had started. The other employee, Shikamaru was busy burning out the leftover pizza dough. His job was easy. Being a cashier sucked. Sasuke was the one that had to deal with all the snobby people that had to come to Chuck E. Cheese each and every day. The ones that complained about spending too much money but yet they spend fifty dollar's on food and tokens. But the biggest one was when they waited till it was closing time to come up to the prize counter. It was almost like they did it on purpose. Just like little 'Nicky' earlier who couldn't seem to make up his mind. Sasuke could say that working here was the reason he hated kids and never wanted them.

But he couldn't back out of it now because of his older brother Itachi. Sasuke's father apparently enrolled him in anger management classes to control his temper but Itachi gave him an even better idea. Applying to Chuck E. Cheese. If he was around people all day then maybe his mood swings would go away, when in fact, it made it worst. Oh and Itachi just had to convince his boss to put him as a cashier where he had to deal with people. How did an Uchiha look working at a kids place? A damn fool is what! Just one more week and he was done. One long…slow….painful….week.

Sasuke kept grumbling to himself while he washed out the different utensils that came from the salad bar.

Light Ranch handle…..placed on dishwasher rack

Ranch handle……tossed

Catalina….thrown

"Sasuke."

"What."

Sakura came into his view with an annoyed look on her face. Oh yeah, she was another reason he hated working here.

"A family just came up to Merch, go help them will you."

"If you seen them walk up there then why didn't you do it?" His eyes narrowed.

"Didn't want to." She walked and left an even more irritated Uchiha.

"Troublesome girl." Shikamaru muttered.

"Damn right."

Sasuke stalked his way back up front and looked at the family of four who all had smiles on their faces.

"Can I help you?"

The youngest child put a few tickets onto the glass.

"We've been saving them up for a while."

"Like I care." He mumbled

"Excuse me?" His mother asked.

"Oh nothing at all ma'am." He grabbed a calculator and pressed the buttons that were printed on the white pieces of paper that he got. He looked at the one on the very top first.

10 tickets…..5 tickets….16 tickets….59 tickets……. 1,339 tickets….wait….what the fuck!

After ten agonizing minutes of them deciding, like their life depended on it, on just four measly bags of cotton candy and useless toys that were most likely going to break in the next two hours, they were finally done. They wished Sasuke a good night and left but little 'Nicky' appeared again with more tickets.

"My mom gave me more mister!"

Sasuke's eye twitched and he reluctantly grabbed the paper from his tiny hands. 'Let's see how many the brat has this time'

1 ticket....1 ticket.....1 ticket......2 tickets......1 ticket......2 tickets

Yep, his life sucked right now

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Sasuke thanked God when the clock said ten. Even though there were a few people lingering around in the store, Sasuke had already helped them. Now all he had to do was finish and he could go home.

The Uchiha couldn't wait till he got home because…..

"You know it's real troublesome when you get like that." Shikamaru pushed in the remaining load of dishes and wiped his hands off on the red apron he was wearing.

Sasuke snapped out of his thoughts and glared at his friend, "Don't give me that, you don't have to go through the pain that I have."

Shikamaru took off the dark blue hat he was wearing and hung it up in its respectable place, "What was it this time?"

"Stupid people taking forever to choose a prize. I swear God hates me." Sasuke grabbed the mop bucket on the floor and lifted it into the sink. He grabbed the floor cleaner and poured some in it along with scolding hot water. Another part of his job. Scrubbing the front floor. At least he got a work-out at this job.

"Whatever, you need help with anything? I don't want you to throw a fit if anyone else rubs you the wrong way." He said with a yawn.

"No, I got it."

"Suit yourself." Shikamaru walked to the break room and grabbed his coat. "See you tomorrow Sasuke." Sasuke signaled his answer in a short wave while his eyes were locked on the steam coming from the bucket. It was almost halfway full when a loud voice erupted in his left ear.

"Sasuke!"

The bucket toppled into the sink and hot water came splashing out, a burning sensation came over his chest and arms. "Fuck!" Sasuke grabbed a nearby cloth and wiped his now reddening arms.

He pressed the small black button that sat on his nametag and spoke into the microphone, "What Kakashi!"

"Be a good worker and go help the customer at the prize counter."

"Sakura and Kiba are already out there, tell one of them to do it."

"That's your job since you work up front, now go." Sasuke cursed to himself and wiped the excess water off of his arms. He made his way back up to the front while he wiped his face. His skin was going to be red for days now.

"Can I help you?"

"Is that the way you actually talk to customers?" Sasuke pulled the rag down slowly and looked into the blue eyes of his boyfriend. There stood Naruto with a simple pair of loose fitting blue jeans and his 'oh so favorite' orange hoodie. His blonde hair was sticking up in different directions and there was an imprint of line on the side of his tan face, making the six identical lines on his cheeks stand out more. Basically….he looked like crap….but a sexy kind of crap. The dobe must have just woken up.

"Oi are you listening to me? I said are you ready to go?" Naruto said with a husky voice.

"I told you I wasn't going to be done until 10:30."

"No you didn't, you specifically said 10:00!"

"I texted you earlier saying that I wasn't going to be finished until then. If you hadn't been asleep then maybe you would have gotten it. Did you check your phone?"

"No, I left it at home." He said through a yawn.

"Exactly, now you're just going to have to wait until I'm done."

"Whatever," Naruto made to turn around but something caught his eye. He quickly grabbed Sasuke's arm. "Who the hell did this to you?" He hissed while tracing over the different patterns of red marks on his pale arms.

"Dobe calm down, it was an accident. I got splashed with hot water just a few minutes ago." Naruto stared into his dark eyes for a while searching for any lies, but he found none. He smiled just after that and planted soft kisses on the bruised skin.

"Sorry, you know how I am over you." Naruto whispered against his skin. Sasuke rolled his eyes but gave a slight smile. Trust Naruto to always get protective over him. It was just in his nature.

"Sasuke, I believe I said help the customer, not the customer helping himself to a part of you."

Kakashi's voice rang through his ear. Damn those cameras!

He pulled his arm free much to Naruto's detest. "Calm down boy! Just go sit over there until I'm ready." Naruto stuffed his hands into his jean pockets and pouted.

"Well since I gotta wait, I want tokens instead. Hand them over teme."

"Hn." Sasuke gave him a handful of them that were already stored in his pockets and Naruto gave a big grin.

"You are such a big kid, you know that." Sasuke said with an amused look on his face.

"You're just jealous because I get to play and you don't." Naruto stuck out his tongue and ran to his favorite game in the store, Deal or No Deal. Sasuke smirked and went back to the kitchen to get the water ready; after that was done he grabbed the scrub brush and mop. When he went back out to the front his eyes narrowed at the scene in front of him.

"Oh, Naruto-kun you're so good at this game!" Sakura squealed while she clung onto his arm. Naruto rubbed the back of his neck and gave that grin that no person could ever resist.

"Thanks." Naruto turned back to the game and put his full focus back on it. Almost everyone in the whole store knew about their relationship but apparently Sakura didn't get the memo or either didn't care. Every chance she got she always clung to Naruto when he came to the store. Sasuke growled and grabbed onto his headset.

"Listen well Kakashi, I know you see Sakura over there slacking off so why don't you be a good little manager and tell her to get back to work just like you do to me."

It was a few minutes later before he responded back.

"Nope, I'll let it pass."

Sasuke's grip on the button tightened, he pressed it again.

"You'll let it pass? Why?"

"It's just harmless fun, now back to work. You know labor is high these days."

Sasuke could hear the amusement in his voice. This son of a bitch was doing it on purpose!

"Naruto can I try?"

'How dare she say his name so casually!'

Naruto raised one of his eyebrows, "Sure, but you better not make me lose." Sakura smiled and wedged herself between Naruto and game. She pressed her body firmly against his back. Naruto saw no harm in the gesture and just smiled back.

'That dobe! Can't he see when somebody is flirting with him?'

Sasuke placed the long scrub brush into the soapy water and started on the floor. He let his anger flow into his motion as he pulled forward and backward on the white and grey tile. Halfway through a soft sheen of sweat came about his face. He stood up and wiped his forehead with the back of his hand but his body shivered. Someone was watching him. He slowly turned around and saw Naruto. The blonde was watching him closely; his blue eyes scanning over each and every part of him just like a dog would over a bone. Sasuke knew that look. He could never control himself for too long.

'Tch, I'll give him something to look at!'

Sasuke intentionally bent over slowly to scrub the floor again. He moved his hips back and forth seductively to match the motions of his arms, his butt swaying as well. Naruto moaned a little.

"Naruto are you ok?" Sakura placed her hand on his forehead. "You're starting to sweat."

"Yeah, I'm fine. Just a little hot." He stepped back and took off his hoodie and Sasuke couldn't help but catch a glimpse of his tan skin. The top band of his boxers could be seen sitting dangerously low on his hip, showing an even better glimpse of his skin. Oh God! What he wouldn't give to see what was behind those-

'Focus Sasuke, Focus! There will be time for that later.'

But Sasuke couldn't help the familiar feeling in his lower half; he placed the scrubber against the wall and walked into the bathroom. He needed to cool down. It would be so embarrassing if he got excited.

"Shit."

Walking into the men's restroom, he walked up to the sink and stared at his reflection. His arms were still red and his face was flushed. Curse the hot water and Naruto for making him feel like this! He sighed and leaned down to splash some cold water on his face.

'Yes, that feels so much better'

His body calmed down and he deemed himself ready to get back to work. He walked out into the small hallway that lead out of the bathroom and spotted Naruto, the blonde was leaning against the wall, left leg propped up on the wall as well, with his hands deep in his pockets.

His cerulean eyes looked up into Sasuke's dark ones with a look of lust. Sasuke's eyes traveled down his lean body and spotted a slight bulge at his crotch. His body responded back at fool force at the sight.

"Sasuke."

The Uchiha swallowed the lump in his throat as his breath quickened. Naruto gave one final look over him then grabbed his wrist. Being a regular customer to the store Naruto pretty much knew what was behind each and every door, with a little help from Sasuke. The blonde pulled him into a big red door to the far left of the restaurant and quickly shut it behind him. The only thing Sasuke saw was a smirk on Naruto's tanned face before the room was engulfed in darkness.

Sasuke's eyes strained to see what was in front of him but Naruto grabbed his slim waist and pushed him against a wall. Sasuke's hands immediately shot forth in front of him to stop him from hitting his head.

"Naruto, you horny bastard!" He growled but moaned a second later when a slow rocking motion generated on his behind. "Wait till we get home!"

"Now why would I do that when I have you right where I want you?" Naruto moved his hips a little harder

"We're not fucking in the costume room." As much he tried to resist his body was slowly betraying him, soon he was pushing back against the hard bulge in Naruto's jeans.

"Well you shouldn't have tempted me so much, bending over and showing me your ass that I love so much."

"You started it." Naruto wasn't even inside of him yet and he was already dying in pleasure. His navy blue pants were extremely tight right now.

"…..yeah, your right." A large hand was placed on his black belt buckle and slowly pulled it away. The metal belt piece at the end hit his crotch over and over as Naruto continued to rock into him from behind, creating a delicious friction.

'The dobe is really going to do this'

It wasn't like someone was going to walk in on them. The store was closed now and there was no need for Kiba to grab anymore tickets or the vacuum…...he thought. It was just them three. Him. Naruto. And the thick organ pressing into him.

"Well at least turn on the light so I can see you."

"No, this will be your punishment for making me feel this way. You know I can never get enough of your body." The last part was breathed into his ear and Sasuke's body shuttered. His legs almost gave out on him but Naruto grabbed him at the last second.

The pressure from his pants was slowly going away when Naruto began to pull his zipper down but he was doing it very slowly, teasing the Uchiha.

"Naruto if you don't go any faster I'm going to-ngh!" Naruto quickly wrapped his hand around the already hardened member. Sasuke bit his lip when Naruto to began to fist it slowly, increasing the tightness around it driving him deeper into bliss. But it wasn't enough. His body was twitching for something else. Something bigger that would be inside in and not around. When he tried to thrust harder into the skillful hand Naruto stopped his movements completely.

"Hurry up!" He rotated his hips on Naruto's pelvis and the blonde groaned deep in his throat.

"Fine have it your way," He grabbed the back of his pants and tried to pull them down, "Why the hell are your pants so tight"

"Dobe, you bought them for me!"

Naruto chuckled softly, "I did, didn't I?" He finally got the material down but kept them bunched up at his thighs. He slowly trailed a single wet finger down the crevice of his cheeks….wait…wet?

"You brought the lube with you! You had this whole thing planned out didn't you?" He growled.

"Not exactly." A single digit pressed into the quivering hole, Sasuke bucked back into it immediately, "I always bring it with me but you fail to notice every time."

"Dobe." He hissed and a second finger was added not far from the first.

"So fucking sexy!" Naruto bit into the junction of his neck and shoulder. His long fingers started to make a scissor motion to stretch him even more. Once again, another finger joined the rest of its family inside Sasuke's ass.

"Naruto….please." Sasuke was losing it. His body was bucking harshly against those talented fingers and he could feel it. The pressure in his lower stomach. If Naruto didn't hurry up he was going to cum soon.

"Well, since you begged."

'Hn. Arrogant bastard'

He pulled out the long digits and unbuttoned his own jeans. He sighed in relief when the strain was released on his cock; it sprang forward as he pulled down his boxers but he still kept them on along with his jeans. Holding the bottle of lube in his hands, he slicked himself up real good then tossed it on the floor.

Hey, it was empty anyways.

Naruto licked his lips as he rubbed the bulbous head of his cock at Sasuke's hole.

"You ready….my Sasuke." Sasuke thrusted his hips back and part of the head went past the first ring of his throbbing muscle. They both groaned.

"Does that answer your question?" He managed to smirk a little but cried out when Naruto pushed all the way in, his hip rested firmly at his ass.

"My Sasuke…so fucking tight." Naruto breathed through his nose and started to move at a slow pace. It was heaven. Sasuke's body was only meant for him. No one else. It was like it was sculpted just to fit him. "Shit."

There was a little pain at first, as there always was, but soon it went away when the best part came.

Pleasure.

"Na-Naruto….faster." He moaned. The blonde licked his lips and reached out to the wall in front of him. His eyes had already adjusted to the darkness so he had no problem seeing it.

"Baby, bend over some more so I can give you what you want."

Sasuke did as he was told and bent over into a perfect ninety degree angle. He spread his legs out further and placed his hands flat on the wall just like Naruto. It was a little uncomfortable but he didn't care. He had Naruto to take care of him. Naruto used the power of his hips only and pushed harder and faster into the body in front of him.

"Oh God!"

Sasuke was always a screamer.

"You think you could be any louder?" Naruto chuckled lightly, keeping his pace long and hard.

"Your one to talk." The raven said through pants. "What's that supposed to mean, teme." Sasuke clenched his inner walls tightly around the thick organ inside of him.

"Fuck Sasuke!" The Uchiha grinned and pushed back into his pelvis, as Naruto thrust hard back.

The familiar feeling came again in both of their bodies so Naruto slowed it down a bit; he angled his body slightly and grinned when he heard Sasuke cry out.

"I found it….My Sasuke." Sasuke whimpered quietly and Naruto continued to drive his hips into his prostate. Slow and easy. Slow and easy. It wasn't soon afterwards before Sasuke's body stopped completely. The bastard just had to make him lose it first. Sasuke bit his lip hard and trembled as his body released itself all over the floor and wall. Thick spurts of semen shot out of his sensitive head. You would think Naruto would stop but he kept going, pushing his hips slowly into Sasuke's still quivering body. His prostate was already sensitive and if Naruto kept this up, he was going to cum again.

"Na-naruto…hurry up." He breathed.

"Shutup …..these things take time." Naruto widened his stance a bit and drove hard into the Uchiha's body. His thrusts were erratic and rough. It only took a few moments before……

"I'm close……"

"Give me your hand." Naruto looked through half-lidded eyes and placed his hand beside his damp shirt. Sasuke grabbed it led it to his weeping cock, "Squeeze."

Naruto did as told and wrapped a firm hand around it and timed it with his thrust. Sasuke closed his eyes and came again soon after.

"Shit." More pressure was applied around him and Naruto came as well. He rode out his orgasm slowly making sure Sasuke milked him dry. A few minutes later he pulled out and Sasuke collapsed to the floor. Naruto placed his hands on the wall around him and found the light switch. The ravens eyes burned.

"What the hell! Can you at least warn me before you do that." Sasuke stood up on wobbly legs and managed to pull his pants back up.

Sweat clung all over his body and he shivered. His eyes finally landed on Naruto. The golden strands of his hair clung to his face along with his shirt that clung to his muscular tan body. The dobe didn't have the decency to even put himself back in his pants. Sasuke's body shivered by just looking at it, Naruto was still hard.

Sitting above his damp golden hair on a hook sat the head of the mouse himself. Sasuke frowned in disgust when he looked into the never-ending smile that sat on its face. He was another reason why he hated working here.

"Sasuke, come here."

It was like he was in a trance and Naruto was his master. He slowly walked over to his boyfriend and was immediately pulled into a strong hug.

"You know we haven't kissed since I got here." Naruto said through blue half-lidded eyes.

"Hn."

The kiss was slow and sweet, a big contrast to the sex that they just had. Naruto pulled him closer and deepened the kiss, sticking his tongue deeper into Sasuke's mouth. Sasuke moaned and clung to his shirt, his body was starting to respond again. Unnoticed by both of them, their hips were thrusting hard against each other, Sasuke's clothes erection rubbing against Naruto's open one.

"I want you." Naruto murmered between their heated kiss.

"Hn. You already had me, remember?" Sasuke grabbed his erection and squeezed it tight, Naruto hissed and bucked into his hand. "Another round? Ne, Naruto?"

"Sasuke"

He jumped back and looked around.

"As much as I enjoyed hearing and seeing you two ravish each other, I'm not going to say it again. Get back to work."

For some odd reason the black headset still sat securely in his ear even through all the hard motions he just went through. The tiny talk button was wedged in-between his collar bone and his red shirt. With the perspiration that clung to his body, it must have clicked on.

He groaned and rubbed his hands over his now red face.

"…..Okay"

I hope I didn't offend anyone that actually do these things when they come to the store and the people that actually work there as well.......don't you hate when people do that!

So, how did I do? Did you enjoy it? Do I need to fix anything? Please leave me a review, it would really make my day so I can at least be some what happy when I go to work tomorrow. Please and Thank you!