FORGIVENESS

Alternate ending to the Duckman episode: Where No Duck Has Gone Before. Warning: character death.

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Captain Eric Tiberius Duckman stood before the choking Khan Chicken. The green glowing floating shunked head with sunglasses who called himself, Kardassian appears. "Congratulations, captain. Quickly now, kill your enemy."

So a knife appears in front of Duckman, he grabs it and prepares to stab Khan. Khan looks scared and glances as his enemy and does a "I don't want to die." look. Duckman, still wants to stab his nemesis. But eventually he gives up. "I won't kill him!" He yelled as Duckman throws a knife away. "Yes, he is evil and I am good, but goodness calls for something we primitive humans are quite familar with, compassion." Duckman continued. "And compassion is spare his life because it is, the just thing, the good thing, the human thing to do. If you truly respected the sanctity of life, then you wouldn't watch us fight, you wouldn't get your rocks off, and danish donkey shows like we normal people do."

He turns to Khan, "Get up, Khan. I was masculated you enough for one day. Let's show them we can stand side by side." Then Duckman turns to Kardassian. "There you see, Kardassian. Compassion, forgiveness, generosity, these are the things that make humans unique throughout the universe. Also cosmetic surgery."

"Enough! To our surprise, you have demonstrated a capacity to rise above your pity differences and unite against a common fool proving that Khan Chicken is the dangerous man in the galaxy, therefore his head must be destroyed." Khan's head explodes in a million pieces, thus killing him.

Duckman is heartbroken over the death of his enemy. "Khan... I am sorry, I shouldn't have told that stinking Kardassian... I am sorry..."

"Captain Duckman, you are free to return to your vessel." said Kardassian. And Duckman vanishes.

And he appears on the bridge of the Enterprise, with Vulvan science officer Cornfed, chief engineer Ajax, communications officer Bernice, doctor McSalvo and pilots Charles and Mambo concerned. "I'm back!" yelled Duckman.

"Welcome back, sir." said Cornfed, then he asks, "Where is Khan Chicken?"

"Khan Chicken is dead. The energy entity Kardassian blew up his head." replied Duckman, sadly.

Bernice told him, "But on the bright side, you have some girls beamed over here to see you."

The alien girls yelled in joy and kissed Duckman. "It's a happiest day in my life." said Duckman. "Mr. Mambo, set course for Earth. Warp factor Eleventy-Five."