Marvel: Ultimate Alliance INSANE talk show

Episode 1: Spider-Man

"Hey guys." I said to the cheering crowd. "I'm going to be interviewing every character from Marvel: Ultimate Alliance 1,Gold edition, and 2." I proceeded to say, "Our first guest is our friendly neighborhood Spider-Man!" As if on cue, Spider-Man web-swung in. "So, Spider-Man, how is your personal life?" I asked. Spider-Man replied, "Good. Everything's been fine since my deal with Mephisto," When he said those last words, he got shocked. I said, "I forgot to mention, I've installed a machine that gives an electrical shock to anyone who mentions One More Day." I got shocked too. While I was recovering, Spider-Man ran off.

Next chapter: Captain America.