Hi everyone! I don't have any homework today and thats why i am on alot!List 10 characters from the Ranger's Apprentice series, then answer the questions:

1. Alyss

2. Pauline

3. Cassandra

4. Gilan

5. Halt

6. Jenny

7. Will

8. George

9. Genesovain Bacari (Book 9, Assassin, very good with poisons)

10. Crowley

1. Have you read a five/ten fic before?

NO! that would be wrong!!! Can anyone imagine that?

2. Do you think three is hot? How hot?

I am not a lez so no!

3. What would happen if six got one pregnant?

Will would go spastic and it does not work…. Really does not work!

4. Do you recall any good fics about nine?

No. I don't think enough people have read the ninth book to find some realy good ones about him.

5. Would seven and two make a good couple?

Will would have to go through Halt first and that might not be pretty.

6. Four/eight or four/nine?

Gilan/George or Gilan/Bacari…. If Gilan had picked I think he would go with George

7. What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?

He would shit himself laughing and then he would go get Horace and I think I will leave it to your imagination from there on!

8. Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.

Pauline and Jenny Wrong in a big way!

Oh well here it goes….

Pauline turned into a lez and ditched Halt for Jenny. Could it get any worse? Yes Halt caught them doing it!!!

9. Is there a such thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

Wait a minute I just have to stop laughing…..

10. Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.

Let us remember

Will has died and Alyss seeks comfort from Halt.

That might turn into something…..

11. What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to seduce one?

Will would bash him before he got close so no

12. How would you feel about a five/one romance fic?

Wrong. Wait, lady Pauline would die!!!

13. Do you think seven is hot?

NO, maybe, yes

14. If you wrote a songfic about number ten, what song would you chose?

Um that is a hard one….

15. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?

Pauline, Cassandra, Jenny

MAYJORLY DRUNK!!!!

16. What pick-up line might eight use on five?

Halt and George???????

I live to turn authors worlds upside down

Alyss Mainwaring