A/N This is my 1st story. Let me know if you like it.

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It belongs to S.M.

3 months Post Breaking Dawn

Jacob's POV

"Hey Leah!" I called out from across the street, as I watched her hurrying away.

She stopped and then turned. The scowl that was permanently on her face was missing instead it was replaced with a look of indifference. I crossed the street quickly and caught up with her.

"Hey, haven't seen you in a while. How you been, Beta?" I ask cautiously, trying not to say something that could set Leah off.

"Just peachy, Black. I've been trying to keep a group of rowdy hormonal teenage pack boys in check, while my Alpha runs after some infantile, half-leech spawn of a whore and a mind raper. I 'm doing just great!" Leah replied with calm voice. She had a restrained look on her face and she tried not to make eye contact with me.

She was a bit too calm if you ask me. This is just too strange. Normally, Leah would shout loud enough for the whole Reservation to hear and throw stuff at me while causing a major scene.

''Awww, come on Leah. I was only gone one month. I called every day to check how things were going here. Seth said everything was going good." Leah shifted uncomfortable and still made to eye contact with me.

"Seth would think that World War 3 was good. Anyway, I'm over this conversation. See you around." Leah said with an eerie calm voice. She walked away quickly.

I started to follow her but I stopped abruptly thinking about the strange conversation I just had with Leah. Something was up. I don't know what yet but someone better fill me in soon. Maybe going to visit the Denali clan with Nessie, Bella and Edward and leaving Leah in charge of the pack was not such a great idea after all. Judging by Leah's stranger than normal behaviour things were not well in my little pack.

Leah's POV

I was doing so well! Why did that crazy Alpha boy have to ruin all my plans! I 'm going to ...

I must calm down.' Breathe Leah. It's going to be fine.' I coached myself as I rushed home.

'I am a calm, non aggressive person', I began to chant over and over again in my head.

It worked a little bit after a couple times, I was calmer and almost home. Hopefully none of the boys were around. That would just push me over the edge.

As I approached my house I sensed it was empty.

Yes, I had the house all to myself! I made my way to the kitchen hoping to find something to eat. Again. There was a note from Seth on the fridge.

Hey Leah

I'm going over to Embry's to play X Box tonight.

Mum called she's working an extra shift.

She will be home in the morning.

There's leftover pasta in the fridge.

Love Seth

Working an extra shift, my foot! Does she honestly expect me to be that dumb? Seth maybe, but not me. Extra shift meaning she's doing the nasty with the Charlie, my dad's best friend. Argh! Why do I think about such gross things?

Lucky for my sanity I was knocked out of my train of thought by the phone ringing. I walked over and picked it up.

"Hey, Bitch!" was the first thing I heard.

"Well, if it isn't the Ice Queen herself!" I quipped back. I thought I heard a manly chuckle in the background.

"Oh, I see the bitch is back. To what do I owe this pleasure?"

"Jacob freaking Black, My Mother and Charlie and the fact that I turn into a giant ball of fur!" I huffed bitterly.

"I'm guessing the positive reinforcement thing isn't working so well, huh?"

"If I have to chant, 'I'm a calm person' again I think I going to throw myself off a cliff onto some jagged rocks and hope that God has mercy on me and lets me die!"

"That bad, Huh?"

"I don't know. Bad day, I guess. I think you are going to need to go over some of those psycho babble books and find something else for me. Chanting sure as hell isn't working anymore!"

"Uh, I just got this new book on mind power or something in the mail yesterday. I haven't really looked at it yet but I could do that tonight? If you like we could go into Port Angeles tomorrow for some coffee and girl time? "she suggested. I heard a loud frustrated groan in the background.

"What's that about?" I asked amused.

"Emmett's just being a big baby. He wanted to try some "new move" he read about tonight and obviously I'm going to be reading tonight so it's going to have to wait. What's the rush anyway? We have the rest of eternity to try it." She chuckled.

"Eww, Vampire Love! Gross, almost as bad Mum and Charlie! I'm actually going to be sick!"

"Hey, look on the brightside, at least you don't have to share a mind with Emmett. You just have those overgrown teenage virgins to share a mind with."

"Please don't remind me, two of them are paedophiles, you know." I replied as a rolled my eyes.

"Okay, are we still on for tomorrow then, right?"

"Yes, I think it's a good idea."

"See you tomorrow then. Nessie wants to go hunting now."

"Okay, Bye!"

Click. I heard the line go dead.

This is the ridiculous state of my life. I am consorting with a stinky vampire so I can get my temper under control so I can control my phasing, so I can get as far away from this sorry excuse for a reservation as soon as possible. Freedom!

Me, Leah Clearwater, making 'friends' with vampires. Next thing you know, I'll be growing rippling muscles , putting a stupid smile on my face, calling myself Jacob Black and start kissing vampire ass.

The knock on the door broght me out of my internal musings. A familiar scent hits my nostrils. This day keeps getting better, doesn't it?

I stalk over to the door and almost rip it off the hinges while opening it.

I narrow my eyes and yell at the visitor.

"What the hell do you want?"

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