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(Daddy?)
(Hn?)
(Where do babies come from?)
(Ask your mother)
(I did, she told me to ask you)
(Ask your uncle Naruto)
(I thought you said never to listen to him because he was a Dobe?)
Smirk
(Hn)
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Blink
(Daddy?)
(Hn?)
(What's sex?)
Blink
Glare
(DOBE!)
(Sasuke-kun?)
Sigh
(Hn?)
(Why is Naruto laying on our door step bleeding?)
Smirk
(No reason)
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(Daddy?)
(Hn?)
(Why is mommy's belly kicking her?)
(It's your brother)
(My brother is hurting mommy?)
(Not exactly, you see-)
(MOMMY HOLD ON I'LL HELP YOU!)
Blink
Stare
(SASUKE-KUN!)
Sigh
(Dammit)
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(Daddy?)
(Hn?)
(Why do you have a pole up your ass?)
(...What?)
(Uncle Naruto is always saying that you need to take that pole out of your ass)
Twitch
(NARUTO!)
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(Daddy?)
(Yes?)
(I'm dating Kisaki Uzumaki)
Blink
Stare
(What?)
(I'm dating Kisaki Uzumaki...)
Silence
(Daddy?)
Twitch
(UZUMAKIS!)
(Somewhere in Konoha Uzumaki Naruto sat with his son eating ramen when suddenly a loud scream was a heard)
"RUN KISAKI RUN!"
"If I die tell mother I love her!"
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(Daddy?)
Sigh
(What now?)
(I think I'm pregnant)
Blink
Stare
Faint
(Jeez I was only kidding)
(When life gives you Uzumakis what do you get?A never ending nightmare, a life full of misery and pain, a life full of-)
(Oh shut up Sasuke-kun, stop being so dramatic)
(Yes dear)
The End
And there ya have it (:
I wanted to do this small OneShot just for the fun of it,I hope you all enjoyed it. Reviews are very much welcomed and thank you all for reading.
Yours Truly,
XxXInuyasha's Little AngelxXx