I Don't Wanna Miss a Thing

OH MY GOSH, HOLY CRAP! IT'S HERE! THE SEQUEL TO '19TH Nervous Breakdown'!

I better be praised xD Special thanks to Scooby-Doo Bandaid and eternal-depths-of-emerald.

Pretty boring, but it's just getting started. ;D

Chapter 1

"Fes, get me a Popsicle," Kelso told him, and Fes reluctantly got up to fetch his majesty a pop. The gang was sitting in a circle—good times, everyone was here. This time I mean everyone.

Fes came back, gave Kelso his Popsicle and sat down in between Jackie and Donna. It was weird, the circle changed around a bit after Hyde and I got together. It went Hyde, me, Kelso, Fes, Donna then back to Hyde again.

"So Fes, when are we going to meet your new girlfriend?" I asked.

"Oh, soon. She said she wants to meet you guys, too," He said and opened the wrapper, throwing it on the table. "I got orange!"

Kelso opened his up. "I got cherry," He mumbled, thinking about something hard. Then he looked up excitedly. "Hey! I just thought of something!"

"Good job," Hyde said sarcastically.

"No, wait, you know how orange is orange? Why isn't red, red? Instead of cherry, why not call it red-"

"Because you moron, its cherry flavored, not red flavored," Hyde butted in.

"But orange is orange-"

"Kelso, I would just drop it," I advised him, grinning.

"So, Eric, can you come with me to the mall sometime to help me pick out a new Jacket? The one I had isn't machine washable and Michael spilled juice all over it!" She said, giving Kelso a glare.

Kelso looked guilty.

"Um, I'm sorry for your loss," I said. "And, no. I'm not shopping with you, Jackie."

"Why?" She whined.

"Jackie, he's been dating Hyde for a couple months now and they have yet to go shopping with you," Donna told her. "All because Eric is dating a guy doesn't mean he has any interest in shopping for clothes."

"Any interest my ass, I've seen his where he buys his pants," Fes said, smiling. "And baby, what he picks out isn't picked out by any amateur,"

I gave him a look and Hyde laughed.

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After an hour or so, Fes had to leave to do something with his host parents. They were taking him somewhere 'holy' or something, I wasn't listening very close.

Anyway, with him gone it was more boring than usual. The only idiot we had left was Kelso, we can already tell what's going to happen; he's going to glue himself to something like he always does.

And guess what? We were right.

"Um… Eric," Kelso said, walking over to me with a hand behind his back.

Donna and Hyde grinned, knowing something was wrong.

Jackie's brow rose as he held out his hand.

"Kelso, what the hell?" I said, starting to laugh. He told us he was going to the bathroom- but who goes to the bathroom and comes back with one foot plunger glued to their hand?

"I was in the bathroom, like I said… and I got bored, so I remembered I put glue in my pocket from this morning, and I took it out and put it on my hands," He said slowly. "I just like the way it feels, you know?"

I shook my head, unable to control my laughter. I wasn't the only one, I heard Donna and Hyde next to me laughing. Jackie just stood up. "Michael, can you please start acting more mature?"

He stared at her.

"I doubt it, Jackie. You see, Kelso's one of the type to never mature; mind or body," Hyde informed and Donna and I laughed harder.

"See, Hyde get's me," Kelso said and Jackie gave him a look, sitting back down.

"I can't believe Fes is missing this," Donna said, finally controlling herself. "Kelso, Hyde just burned you."

"No, he didn't," Kelso muttered, then thought about. After a minute, he started laughing. "Nice burn, Hyde!"

"It's my job," Hyde nodded, grinning fondly of his burn. He stood up and came over to sit next to me on the couch, and then he spread his arms out on, one arm around me.

Kelso stared at us.

We stared back at him. "What are you staring at?" Hyde asked.

"What are you staring at?" He asked back.

Hyde's brow furrowed. "What are you staring at?"

"What are you staring at?" Kelso asked back once again, arrogantly. He stuck out his hand to point at us but instead the plunger did for him.

"Kelso, if you say that one more time I'm kicking your ass," Hyde threatened as I stood up, grabbing onto the plunger.

"Okay, Kelso, we're gonna get this thing off you," I said and he nodded, getting ready to pull. I tightened my grip on it. "1… 2… 3!"

We pulled but it didn't budge. "Ow- damn, that hurt," Kelso cursed, frowning.

"Suck it up!" Hyde said, smirking. He was getting a kick out of this.

"Okay, let's try it again. 1… 2… 3!" We pulled.

"Both of you are washing your hands before you touch me with those nasty germs-" Jackie was cut off as the plunger finally budged. It slipped out of our hands and flew at Jackie, landing in her lap. A few seconds later, Jackie screamed her lungs out and ran out of the room before you could say-

"Burn!" Hyde laughed. "But seriously, Forman, wash your hands now."

I smiled and waved my hands at him, he threatened to kick my ass if I didn't get my tainted hands away from him, but I knew he wouldn't. I decided it was for the best to wash my hands, and led Kelso upstairs and into the nearest bathroom.

"Thanks for getting the plunger off, Eric," Kelso said, smiling. "It hurt but it's off now."

"Whatever you need," I said and turned the faucet on.

(HYDES POV)

I watched as Eric and Kelso left and sighed, gazing at the wall. I could feel Donna's eyes on me but I didn't make eye contact; if I do that then it opens a door for conversation, like I want that.

"So Hyde," She said and I turned to her. "It's your birthday this Saturday."

"And?" I kept my cool. Damn it, she remembered. I wonder who else did…

"And… your turning nineteen in three days, not including today."

"And?"

"Hyde, don't be such a sour-ass. Be happy," She smiled, tapping my arm.

"Be happy? Oh, you mean like how ecstatic I was on my eighteenth birthday when I had to wear Mrs. Forman's damn homemade sweater almost the whole day? When I had to sit in the room and play these kiddy games just to satisfy everyone else in the room? Hah!" I sneered, sticking my tongue out.

"Well, Jackie and I already talked to Mrs. Forman and she said it's okay if we used the basement for a teens-only party," She said, nodding a bit. "Oh, but it's not a surprise party, 'cause I just told you."

"I don't know, man. Did you talk to anyone else about it?"

"Um, no, just Jackie and Mrs. Forman. But I'm sure everyone remembers your birthday, I bet Eric's getting you something great," She nudged me.

I gave her a look. "If no one but you three remember, then I'd be happy. I'd be extra happy if you canceled the party and didn't say anything to anyone."

Donna frowned. "People will remember and you're going to the damn party," She ordered. "Plus, I made Mrs. Forman promise zero adult supervision… and Jackie and I are going to get out hands on something you'd want, birthday-boy!" She nudged me again and smiled.

"I don't want anything," I mumbled, looking away from her and at the blank TV.

"You don't want your life source?" She made a face expressing disbelief. "Beer, Hyde?"

I pursed my lips and turned back to her. "I'll think about it."

"Good," She said getting up. "I got to go, I promised my dad I'd help him look for the TV remote as soon as I got back, and I honestly don't think he can hold out much longer."

Then she was gone.

But it wasn't lonely for long, Kelso and Eric came back in the room. Eric sat down next to me and Kelso sat on the opposite side.

"Where did Donna go?" Kelso asked.

"Her dad needed her for something, I wasn't paying attention," I said, staring at the TV again. Though, I don't know why; it was blank. But I stared anyway, it was like I saw the color inside the black of the screen. Spots. I think the rainbow makes up the color black and the government makes up the color white. I mean, white is not really a color, if you mix it with any other actual color it doesn't turn out to anything.

But if you mix all the colors, it makes black, right? Damn who ever had the conspiracy, black isn't a damn neutral color. People behind the man need to stop making stuff up.

I was brought out of my trance as Mrs. Forman yelled from upstairs, "Which one of you threw a plunger at Jackie?!"

Eric and I turned to Kelso and grinned. "Kelso did it!" We yelled back in unison. Kelso frowned, and glared at us.

"Thanks guys."

"It's my job," I quoted myself from earlier and let out a sigh of satisfactory.

Burn, baby, burn.

HAH If you guys didn't get the 'mature' joke Hyde made in the beginning, think about a males body that hasn't matured yet… down there… get it? If not, good luck. xD!!

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