yay chappie 3!!!
Lunch wasn't the same as it was at Suna High. Ino rushed to the lunch table that the girls were sitting at.
"So, you guys coming over today?" Sakura asked everyone.
"Yep," Rin said.
"Hey, what did I miss?" Ino asked, "I was in Social Studies, Math, Art, and English without you guys and you make new friends and invite them over without me?!"
"Well… Um, this is Rin, Roxi, Shikamaru, Sasuke, Neji, and Naruto."
"Oh, hey," Ino said. "I'm Ino Yamanaka!"
"Hey Ino, isn't Temari coming home to stay the rest of the week?" Sakura asked.
"Hm? Oh yeah!"
"Who the hell is Temari?" Naruto asked.
"Oh, she's our friend, but we live in an apartment and she's in collage, and oh, isn't Gaara and Kankuro coming to live here too?"
"WHAT?!" Tenten yelled. "HER FREAK BROTHERS ARE COMING TO LIVE NEXT DOOR?!"
"Yeah…"
"Why do you hate them so much?" Shikamaru asked lazily.
"Well, Gaara's an insomniac, so there isn't much sleep going on there, and Kankuro's a face paint wearing freak…" Ino paused because the boys had a 'WTF' look.
"Oh… Um, who's that?" Ino asked, pointing at a pale skinned boy.
"That's Sai…"
"I'll be right back.."
10 minutes later…
"Meet my new boyfriend!"
"That was really fast…"
Next class, Science
"Hey look, we all have science!" Roxi stated.
The board was filled with writing when they got in.
Hello maggots, my name is Anko Mitarashi and I'm your science teacher this year. Also, Roxi, please, if you are in this class KEEP EXPLOSINS TO A MINIMUM. I already have Deidara's sorry ass in here.
"Wait, did she write 'Deidara's sorry ass?'"
"Yep. That's Anko for you!"
"Couldn't she get like, fired for that?"
"Nah. Tsunade wouldn't fire her. The only other person who wants the job is Orochimaru, and I swear, the faggot is gonna rape Sasuke if he teaches here."
"And what's with the explosion things?"
"Oh. Deidara makes these huge explosions in class--"
"Ok maggots!" Anko yelled, "Today we're gonna do the basics!"
"WHAT?!" Roxi screamed.
Anko looked pissed.
"Oh… Kay…"
"Ok, well, intros it is!"
"Is she…?" Sakura whispered.
"PMSing? Yeah," Roxi whispered back.
Class went over quick.
"Who's that?" Ino asked, pointing at Allison.
The guys froze.
"That?" They asked. "That's Allison, but everyone calls her Allie, except Deidara, who calls her Alice… It's SO obvious that he--"
"What were you gonna say, un?" Deidara asked.
"I was about to say that it's so obvious that you like Allison!" Sasuke said.
Allison came over.
"Hey, SasGAY, since when did I last punch you?"
"Huh? What? Never!"
"Ok," she said, punching him, hard. "Ever say that Deidara likes me, I'm gonna kill you."
They left.
"Wait, did she say I'm gay?!"
"Um…"
"This is Temari--" Sakura began. Gaara and Kankuro came in.
"Who the hell are you?" Rin asked.
"I'm Gaara no Sabaku and this is Kankuro no Sabaku."
"Oh, ok!"
3 Hours Later…
BANG, BANG, BANG!
"Who's there?" Rin asked.
"OPEN THE DOOR!"
"Er…"
"JUST OPEN THE DOOR, UN!"
"Oh… um, ok…" Rin opened the door.
"Why the hell are you here?!" Sasuke yelled.
"Er… Itachi said that you need to go home, like, now, un," Deidara said.
"Oh my god Deidara! Just lemme do it! Sasuke! You're goin home, like, now. And, what sucks for you is… All you're brothers friends are sleeping over, including me! And you have to share a room with--" Allison pulled out a piece of paper. "Tobi. It's gonna be Deidara and Sasori sharing a room, Konan and Pein… Um, Itachi and Kisame, Hidan and Kakuzu, and I get my own room!"
"Why do you get your own room in my house?!"
"Um, I like, don't have a boyfriend in you're brother's group, and I like, am NOT sharing a room with guys that have all sorts of issues."
"Well, why can't you share a room with Dei--"
"You want you're house demolished?!"
"Good point…"
"Yeah. Let's go."
"Later guys!"
The Next Day
Ino waited for Sai and they walked to school together. Hinata and Tenten went alone, as Sakura wanted to wait for Rin and Roxi.
"Hey guys!" Sakura said, and they started walking to school.
"Oh, God damn it."
"What?" Rin asked Roxi, who was looking at a calendar.
"It's Karin's day…"
"What does that mean?" Sakura asked.
"Sasuke has fans. And as you saw yesterday, he made out with one. It was Ellie's day yesterday and today's Karin's day… And here's the guys!"
"Hey Roxi, who's… You ok Roxi?!" Sasuke asked.
"It's Karin's day today…" Roxi stated.
"DAMMIT!"
"I thought so…"
Second Period, Art with Roxi, Sakura, Rin, Kiba, the guys, and Karin's group
"Rosa, what the hell are you doing to Sasuke?" Roxi asked.
"What does it look like?!" Rosa said, pressing her lips to his.
"Um, it looks like you're raping him…"
"What?! But it's my day today!"
"Um, no, it isn't."
"Wha-what?!"
"You don't even have a day this year," Roxi stated.
"But-- Lemme see the calendar!"
As Rosa flipped through the months, horror grew on her face.
"Why aren't I in any of these days?!" She asked, mortified.
"Because last year, we had to keep watch on you to make sure you didn't rape Sasuke!" Naruto and Roxi screamed.
"B-but, there's an open day!" Rosa screamed, "Why can't I have it?!"
"Because… Um… It's Sakura's!"
The room froze.
"So forehead stole my day?!" Rosa hissed.
"Um, no, not necessarily," Roxi said, "You technically ruined your chances last year."
Everyone stared at her. Some intelligent words came out of her mouth.
"What the hell are you looking at?!" Roxi finally said.
really random place to stop...