This is my first PnF fanfic I hope I do ok. I find it kinda hard because I feel like a should still use the formula for an episode of the show at least to a point because if you take away the stuff like Perry and the "I know what were gonna do today" it just won't feel like PnF. And not that anyone actually care about this but Phineas and Ferb isn't mine they belong to Disney and Swampy Marsh and that other guy and I won't bother to say that again.

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Phineas sat under the tree in his back yard staring up at the sky through the leaves. "So Ferb any ideas on what we should do today?" Phineas asked. His British step-brother just blinked and pointed over toward the road. "Good idea Ferb lets see if there is anything going on that will inspire us." The two brothers got up and looked over their fence at the neighborhood. Phineas saw nothing special at first but noticed some interesting things quickly. "Hey it looks like someone bought the house next to Isabella's we should probably go over and say hello and who knows maybe they will give us an idea."

Phineas and Ferb started to walk across the street as a scooter pulled in front of the house and dropped off someone. "See you later honey," a high pitched and annoying voice called as the rider drove off. Left on the curb was a teenage girl about 16 with long brown hair and a perfect hourglass frame. Ferb recognized the girl and froze instantly, odd love music and flowers filled the back round as she removed her helmet and flipped her hair.

"Ferb, Ferb, earth to Ferb," the young red head called waving his hand in front of his brother. Finally the girl across the street went inside and Ferb got out of his trance and returned to reality. "You ok Ferb? You were zoning out looking... at... that... girl," Phineas slowing down his talking as if his mind was doing something else entirely at the moment. "I remember that girl now," Phineas exclaimed, "Ya I saw her give you a kiss that one time we were at the mall. That's why you were spacing out, you like her don't you? Ferb I know what were gonna do today, I gonna help you impress that girl and get you a date with her."

Ferb just stared at his brother. Sadly this was one of those times he just had to say something. "Didn't we try to help Baljeet with romance that one time and we completely and totally screwed it up."

"Oh yeah I almost forgot about that. Good point though Ferb truth is I don't know the first thing about romancing a girl in real life I mean its not like I had any reason to learn how to impress a girl." Phineas snapped his fingers again finding inspiration. "I know what were gonna do today. Were gonna look into and research how to get a girl to like you and then after we figure it out we will try and impress that new girl across the street for you. Come to think of it does that new girl have a name?"

"I think it was Vanessa"

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"Did you hear that girls?" Isabella said getting up from where she was crouching behind her fence with spy equipment. "I couldn't quite make out the whole conversation but it sounded like Phineas and Ferb wanna learn how to impress a girl. You guys do know what that means right?"

"That your more obsessed with Phineas than Candace is with Jeremy."

"That we just earned our Illegally Spying on our Friends and Neighbors patches."

"That you're probably misinterpreting Phineas's actions again and will be disappointed when it turns out he's not doing this because he has feelings for you."

"No, it means that Phineas has finally realized he loves me and doesn't know how to tell me." Isabella looked back over the fence at her future husband, only to see that he and his brother had vanished. "Great now they're gone. Listen up Fireside Girls, I need you guys to find Phineas and advise him on this romance stuff you can tell him the perfect thing to do to make me fall for him. It will be perfect, and you can earn Get Together Two Friends Who are Meant to be Together patches." The Fireside Girls ran off to find the two geniuses while Isabella sat down and started to daydream about a half horse version of Phineas.

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Perry wandered seemingly aimlessly to the wall. He stood up, put on his hat and knock in a strange pattern on wall. The trap door opened and Perry went into the secret base. "Agent P, we have good news and bad news. The good news is that Dr. Doofenshmirtz doesn't appear to be up to anything evil. No new inators, no strange list of purchased items, no nothing. The bad news is that he was spotted in your neighborhood earlier today. We now believe that Dr. Doofenshmirtz has been fooling us this whole time. Pretending to be defeated time after time but slowly tracking you down and discovering where it is you live. If this is right he is merely blocks away from finding you and endangering the Flynn-Fletcher family. That why your being sent to stop him now. Find out how he is tracking you and destroy the device along with any data he has gathered on where you may live," Major Monogram finished and Perry was gone at lightening speed.

As he flew over Danville Perry passed over his owners Phineas and Ferb. "Come on Ferb. Jeremy's house is this way if anyone knows anything about how to get a girl to like you its him. I mean look at Candace not to mention those 50 other girls that are obsessed with him and just never appear on screen."

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Vanessa Doofenshmirtz sighed as her mother forced her to come with her across the street to meet the new neighbors. She was even more annoyed when they got across the street and discovered one of her mom's friends from her stupid cooking class lived there. The two of them started blabbing away about something other in the kitchen while Vanessa sat down on the couch to wait. Vanessa mindlessly flipped through the channels until another girl came into the room. The read headed girl sat down next to the goth and joined in watching TV, until she realized Vanessa was there. "Hey who are you and what are you doing in my house," Candace demanded.

"Oh I'm Vanessa and me and my mom just moved in down the street," she explained dryly. "Have we met somewhere before?" Vanessa asked looking at Candace again.

"Yeah you were probably here for one of the crazy things that Phineas and Ferb do. Like that time they made a beach in the backyard or the time they made s'winter or the monster truck rally or the..."

"Wait Ferb lives here?" Vanessa asked. "Little guy, green hair, British accent?"

"Ya that's Ferb you know him? Ah what does it matter, they traveled through time and built a portal to Mars of course they meet a lot of people. Anyway I'm Candace and I should figure out what those two are up to today. Later." The semi neurotic teenager hurried off to follow her obsession.

"So I'm living next to that guy Ferb now," Vanessa thought to herself, "Hopefully we can have some fun together sometime from what I here he makes all those crazy inventions like my dad but he makes stuff for fun and not evil. Not to mention hes kinda cute even if he's only 14."

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I think I'll end it there for now tell me what you think and send me a review please do because its hard to be inspired to write if no ones seems to read it.