I Will Survive – Saw

Verse 1

First I was afraid, I was petrified

That bloody scary puppet freaked me out that night

But I spent oh so many nights chained up in that bathroom

And I grew strong, so I chopped my foot off with a saw

And now I'm back in that bathroom

'Cos you dragged me back

'Game Over' are those fatal words of doom

I shoulda changed the apartment lock, dressed as a pig for Halloween

If I'd known that you'd be back to teach some life lessons to me

Chorus

Oh I'll now go walk through that door

Jigsaw watch out; I'm Mr Nice Guy no more

I'll chop your head off with a freaking big chainsaw

And kick your head around the trap-filled warehouse floor

Oh Jigsaw I, I will survive

Oh as long as I have the will to live I know I will survive

Do legends ever die? I sure hope not 'cos I

I will survive, I will survive

Hey hey

Verse 2

Reverse Bear Traps will try to rip my jaws apart

And the Angel Trap won't rip my ribs to show my heart

'Cos I know that Zepp and Adam lie dead on the tiled floor

And Dr Lawrence Gordon, he's sure to be no more

And you'll see me somebody new

Just before I take the dead's revenge and fire at you

Oops I hit Amanda but trust me accident it's not

I'll simply reload the gun again and take another shot

Chorus

Oh I'll now go walk through that door

Jigsaw watch out; I'm Mr Nice Guy no more

I'll chop your head off with a freaking big chainsaw

And kick your head around the trap-filled warehouse floor

Oh Jigsaw I, I will survive

Oh as long as I have the will to live I know I will survive

Do legends ever die? I sure hope not 'cos I

I will survive, I will survive

Hey hey

Verse 3

So you think this song is over, well of course it's not!

Because my work is not done yet, not by a long shot

'Cos though there is no 3rd verse in the original

I have realised that Hoffman isn't mentioned here at all

But now he is, unlucky sod

Although I must admit I think he looks so freaking hot –

Oh wait my friend's reminded me the actor's 48

And so it is with regret he'll meet Jigsaw's same fate

Chorus X2

Oh I'll now go walk through that door

Jigsaw watch out; I'm Mr Nice Guy no more

I'll chop your head off with a freaking big chainsaw

And kick your head around the trap-filled warehouse floor

Oh Jigsaw I, I will survive

Oh as long as I have the will to live I know I will survive

Do legends ever die? I sure hope not 'cos I

I will survive, I will survive

Hey hey