I Will Survive – Saw
Verse 1
First I was afraid, I was petrified
That bloody scary puppet freaked me out that night
But I spent oh so many nights chained up in that bathroom
And I grew strong, so I chopped my foot off with a saw
And now I'm back in that bathroom
'Cos you dragged me back
'Game Over' are those fatal words of doom
I shoulda changed the apartment lock, dressed as a pig for Halloween
If I'd known that you'd be back to teach some life lessons to me
Chorus
Oh I'll now go walk through that door
Jigsaw watch out; I'm Mr Nice Guy no more
I'll chop your head off with a freaking big chainsaw
And kick your head around the trap-filled warehouse floor
Oh Jigsaw I, I will survive
Oh as long as I have the will to live I know I will survive
Do legends ever die? I sure hope not 'cos I
I will survive, I will survive
Hey hey
Verse 2
Reverse Bear Traps will try to rip my jaws apart
And the Angel Trap won't rip my ribs to show my heart
'Cos I know that Zepp and Adam lie dead on the tiled floor
And Dr Lawrence Gordon, he's sure to be no more
And you'll see me somebody new
Just before I take the dead's revenge and fire at you
Oops I hit Amanda but trust me accident it's not
I'll simply reload the gun again and take another shot
Chorus
Oh I'll now go walk through that door
Jigsaw watch out; I'm Mr Nice Guy no more
I'll chop your head off with a freaking big chainsaw
And kick your head around the trap-filled warehouse floor
Oh Jigsaw I, I will survive
Oh as long as I have the will to live I know I will survive
Do legends ever die? I sure hope not 'cos I
I will survive, I will survive
Hey hey
Verse 3
So you think this song is over, well of course it's not!
Because my work is not done yet, not by a long shot
'Cos though there is no 3rd verse in the original
I have realised that Hoffman isn't mentioned here at all
But now he is, unlucky sod
Although I must admit I think he looks so freaking hot –
Oh wait my friend's reminded me the actor's 48
And so it is with regret he'll meet Jigsaw's same fate
Chorus X2
Oh I'll now go walk through that door
Jigsaw watch out; I'm Mr Nice Guy no more
I'll chop your head off with a freaking big chainsaw
And kick your head around the trap-filled warehouse floor
Oh Jigsaw I, I will survive
Oh as long as I have the will to live I know I will survive
Do legends ever die? I sure hope not 'cos I
I will survive, I will survive
Hey hey