A/N: 365 one-shots. Crack. Need I say more? :P Reviews=Love

Jiraya and Tsunade were having a very important conversation.

"So," Jiraya asked. "Is God a guy or a girl?"

Tsunade shrugged. "I'd say God is both. He wouldn't want to seem sexist."

"Then is he gay or straight?" Jiraya asked again.

"Well, God wouldn't want to offend anyone," Tsunade thought. "So I guess God is gay AND straight."

"Ah..." Jiraya digested this information. Suddenly, he gasped. "God is Orochimaru?"