A.N. Before anyone says anything, this is an expansion on Nirvash5's snippet "Peaches are the Sweetest", I use his/her work with his/her permission, the idea originated from them but I feel I have added more than a fair amount.
None of My other works are dead, I've just been tied up. The only reason I did this is because it's one of those Ideas that wouldn't leave me alone.
Enjoy.
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Prologue
Princess peach sighed as she looked out of the castle window. It was getting increasingly harder to see her one true love. Between their respective responsibilities it was increasingly harder to keep Mario as a friend without getting involved, especially when he seemed hell bent on making her his wife for some odd reason. Her melancholy mood was broken when a small bird landed next to her.
The first thing she noticed was the small scroll strapped to the creature's leg. Excitedly she untied the scroll from the bird. She opened and recognized the symbols before she immediately threw it into the room. A second later a poof erupted from where the scroll had landed.
When the smoke cleared Bowser, king of the Koopas, was kneeling in front of her. "Peach-sama, my master has sent me with a message." Peach smiled in anticipation and motioned for him to continue. "He has arranged a way for you to meet. I am to take you to the spot and guard you until he arrives."
Peach immediately ran and grabbed a bag she always kept filled with her essentials and handed it to the Koopa. "The usual way please, Bowser-kun." Bowser nodded before picking her up gently before roaring loudly and kicked down the door, startling poor toad. He ran as the princess acted scared and frightened.
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About four hours of travel, they arrived at the castle where she would be locked up 'against her will'. She was quickly led to the master bedroom of the palace where Bowser knocked on the door "Master, Peach-sama has arrived as requested." There was a barely audible reply before Bowser bowed again and opened the door. He watched as the princess walked through the door swiftly.
He closed the door and swiftly departed to set up the levels of traps and delays so that his Master and Mistress would not be disturbed for some time. Just as he started down the stairs he heard a loud scream. Master must have been really horny to make her scream that loudly so quickly.
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BB: The randy parts of this story has been removed or altered due to current site crackdown, and will be reposted if circumstances allow later on.
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Mario rolled to the left, just dodging a bolt of energy from the Magikoopa in front of him. Internally he cursed whatever glitch in the castle security had gotten Peach taken this time, and a little at the woman herself. Seriously, he knew she could hit pretty hard and was certain she had at least a frying pan hidden somewhere on her person at all times for that. He could understand the first few times, but now it was almost like she wanted to be kidnapped.
No, Mario thought as he knocked out the enemy, why would she want to hang around a bunch of monster turtles when she could have a suave Italian hunk like me?
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Peach moaned as she ran her fingers over the blond hair of her lover, her clothes discarded or torn with the exception of her stockings, garter and trademark crown. She looked to her lover, red-faced and panting, "Please, Naruto-kun, don't make me beg."
Naruto growled back, and set to testing the resilience of their bed.
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Mario ducked behind a wall, narrowly avoiding a flying hammer whizzing by. He knew he would need to have good timing to get past the brothers.
On the other side of the wall, however, one Ham and Mer were getting earfuls over their headsets from Kammy.
"Watch out, you brats!" The old Magikoopa yelled, "Mistress wants him delayed, not dead, and if you do something to sadden Mistress, the Master will have your shells for soup bowls!"
Ham sighed, "It wouldn't have killed him, just knocked him out," he said, low enough that the enemy wouldn't hear.
"Don't try and argue, Bro," Mer said, "You can't win with her, and she's right," he shuddered a bit, "I really don't want to piss off the big kahuna."
The brothers went back to trying to bean the red hated plumber. Even if they had to take a dive, it didn't mean they couldn't have some fun first.
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The blond couple lay, kissing passionately with the princess on top, their bodies held close in the lull of their love making. She leaned in, licking along a whisker mark and getting the soft purr-like groan she always loved to hear from him
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Mario finished off the last Goomba in the group, stopping for a breather. Again he cursed Bowser, and wished Peach was better able to defend herself against him like she had those weird brothers a while back.
The first had been some tall, lanky guy named Waluigi had kidnapped Peach, and had managed to keep her for all of two hours before he was chased, bruised and bloody, back into the castle by a putter wielding Peach, screaming to get the crazy bitch away from him.
When asked what happened, she said he had tried to feel her up.
Not long after he was locked up, his stronger brother, Wario, had managed to kidnap her as well, and held her for ransom, demanding both gold and his brother's freedom. By the time Mario had found them, though, he wasn't needed. Peach said she had been asleep in another room when what ever happened had happened. Whatever it was, Wario was found almost to the point of wetting himself and shaking in fear, he wouldn't say what happened, and openly agreed to any sentence the court would give him.
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Peach shuddered as Naruto gently toyed with her body, and could feel him 'knocking at the back door' as it were. She wormed away in faux fear, "Naruto-kun," she purred.
Seeing her game, Naruto couldn't find the patience to play along and leapt into action.
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Mario stood, carefully staying out of reach of the chain chomps at the door of the castle where the princess was held. For a moment he thought he heard a familiar scream. He quickly leaped over the metal monsters and into the castle.
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Bowser heard the steps of the plumber moving away and opened his eyes, rising from his faked unconsciousness and sighed, he had strong bones like any Koopa, some would even say the strongest short of the true king, but having that red hat wearing asshole repeatedly jump on his head got annoying really quick.
"He could at least learn a new trick," Bowser grumbled to himself, "Seriously, a sword, a club, a martial art, anything!"
"Papa!" Bowser saw his youngest son running up to him, "Does this mean auntie Peach is gonna leave now?" the little one asked, a sad look on his face.
"You know the drill, son." Bowser sighed.
"Awww," Junior whined, "But she didn't even get to play with me or see my new painting or anything, Master keeps hogging her."
Bowser shook his head, no matter how smart he was, it was easy to see Junior was a kid at times like this, "Son, you know Peach-sama loves you, but she is the masters mate," he ruffled the small tuft of his son's hair, "you'll understand someday when you meet that special girl yourself."
"I know, papa," Junior said, looking at the ground, "I just wish we didn't have to go through all this stuff for her to visit."
"I know, son, and hopefully someday soon she will be able to stay, but for now, at least, we have to do this for Naruto-sama." Seeing his son's still downtrodden expression, he put a claw on his shoulder, "C'mon, son, I think your Auntie Birdo made your favorite for dinner."
Junior looked up and smiled, "Alright, papa," he giggled as his father hefted him onto his shoulder and walked off. As they approached the hidden passageway to their home, Junior asked the question that had bothered him for a while, "Papa, why do we call him 'Auntie Birdo'?"
Bowser sighed again as he opened the door, "Because he wants us to, son, and if that spell your granny Kammy found works, he will be a she come the next full moon, so it's probably best to just get used to it."
Just as the door closed behind them, a shell shocked looking Mario wandered back into the room, alone, and headed towards the exit.
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Time was of the essence. Mario had just defeated Bowser and was now rushing up the stairs to where he knew princess peach to be. He stopped at the end of the hall and took a breather. One day maybe he would actually get something besides a small kiss on the face for doing all this to save her from the clutches of the evil king of the Koopa. He stopped at the door way and placed a hand on the door knob. Something was telling him to let go turn around and walk away but he ignored and threw open the door.
He was about to proclaim something about saving Princess Peach but froze. On the bed in the middle of the room, Peach was their but she was naked and engaged in having sexual intercourse with a blond whisker faced man. Neither noticed him as both were too caught up in their own activities.
Mario slowly backed out of the room and shut the door. He was going to have to get super drunk so he could forget what he just saw.
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A few hours later, the blond pair was lounging in their post-coital afterglow; Peach enjoying the pleasant soreness she felt as she traced the strange black spiral tattoo on her lover's toned stomach and Naruto gently stroking the princess's blonde locks before reaching and lightly tickling the bite mark on her shoulder.
Peach cooed at the pleasurable jolt, despite how long ago he had given her that mark it was still so sensitive when it came to Naruto.
"So, how have things been in the Mushroom Kingdom, Beautiful?" Naruto asked.
Peach sighed, "The same old stuff, it just gets so boring. I mean, I'm glad we aren't at war and everything, but it just gets so hard having to be away from you, Naruto-kun. Daisy said it's the same for her." She blushed a bit before she continued, "We can help each other when she comes to visit, and I know Pauline is working hard so she can stay distracted, it's not enough. We all miss you, my love."
Naruto nodded, "I know, Peach-koi. Things are always real busy among the Koopas, but it hurts to be away from my mates, all of my mates."
Peach nodded in understanding, "How are your…plans coming along?"
Naruto sighed, "I can stay in contact with them longer now, but even with the magic powers of Bowser, Kammy and Kamek and my own powers, we still have a little while to go."
The princess snuggled into his shoulder, "I know you can do it, Naruto-kun, and I can't wait to meet them."
Naruto smiled and pulled the young woman into a kiss, breaking it when his stomach rumbled, "Maybe we should wash up and go eat, I know I won't hear the end of it from Kammy-baa-chan if Junior doesn't get a chance to show you his new painting.
Peach nodded, and climbed out of bed, swaying her hips as she headed towards the bathroom. Naruto growled and headed after her.
After one more round, the pair washed up and headed to the dining room, Peach in a spare dress she had brought and Naruto a simple set of black shorts and an orange shirt. Once they entered, Peach was greeted by an ecstatic Junior, but Naruto saw the surprised looks from Bowser, Birdo, Kammy and Kamek.
Naruto cocked his head, "What's wrong?"
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The next morning, a certain plumber woke in a strange bed, in a strange room, with an ungodly hangover and a strange pain in his ass.
Oh, what happened? He thought, Last thing I remember was those hammer brothers, and… maybe chain chomps? His thoughts were interrupted by something poking his side. Mario turned and paled at what he saw.
Vivian, the youngest of the shadow sirens, was looking back at him, "Good morning, lover," He purred.
Mario's scream could be heard for miles around.
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Mario walked Peach out of the Koopa castle, limping noticeably, even if he didn't notice hers.
"Are you alright, Mario? Are you hurt?"
"No, no!" Mario said, quickly, "I just… got a little lost on the way here, I'm a bit tired. Let's just get you back to the castle and we can both rest easy." And I can take a shower, a long, six hour, boiling hot shower.
"Right, Mario." Peach said as she stole a quick glance back into the castle, blowing a kiss to a figure standing on the ceiling when Mario wasn't looking.
Naruto watched as the princess and her 'savior' left, and mentally began plotting his next triple 'kidnapping', among other plans.
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And there it is, and no I'm not going to be bashing the brothers that much, I just felt like poking fun at Mario a bit, and Luigi will probably be alright when he shows up.
Now I need a little help with something. From Naruto's world, I have a plan for three wives alongside the three in the Mushroom Kingdom. I already know the first two will be Hinata (Because I want to, so suck it) and Ino (For a story related reason) but I would like suggestions for a third.
However, the third wife must either be affiliated with Konoha or no other ninja village, and it can't be Sakura (She's gonna take a few kicks in the ass in this story) or Tsunade (for a number of reasons, but above others that it wouldn't quite mesh with the story at the moment).
If nothing else, I might have an idea for an old bit part character I might use, but I'm open to any suggestions within the above guidelines.
If anyone cares, put it in a review, if you don't care then you probably won't read past this chapter anyways.
Laters.
June 9, 2012-Sorry for those expecting an update, but I figured I don't want my ass booted off for one out of ten stories, so I cleaned this up a bit and I think it's at acceptable levels of filth (No explicit descriptive content). If any are interested in an uncut version, just look for the story under the same name on AFF.
And if you have a problem with the crackdown, you can help out. Write into the site staff, or sign a petition (Psudocode Samurai has a good sized one, and you can find one here [ www . change petitions/fanfiction-net-stop-the-destruction-of-fanfiction-net ] if you remove the brackets and the spaces).
Personally, I think this could all be fixed with an MA rating tied to a sign in age entry when you log in, meaning you'd need a log-in name to see the big-people stuff. And I know "What if they lie about their age?"...well, if they lie about it here, then they'll probably do the same on some much worse sites than this, so it wouldn't matter.
And yes, I know there used to be a rating like that, but that was years before I even knew of this site.