A/N- I thought I might try a parody, here's the beginning if you don't like it let me know and I'll rewrite the beginning or what ever part I get more than three complaints with reasoning. SPOILER WARNING. You May Recognize The Obsessed Frex He Is From Yorkie Lovers' Wicked Parody.
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Just Another One of Those Wicked Parodies
Ozian #1- ( whispering to the Ozian next to him) Good news, she's dead.
Giant hat full of dancing Ozians bursts open.
Dancers- The Witch of the West is DEAD! Yay!
Ozian #1- Erm I was talking about my mother in law.
Dancers- (Stop dancing abruptly and exchange glances) Really?
Ozian #1- Yup.
Dancers- Sooo, she's not dead yet?
Ozian #1- I have no ozly idea.
Head Dancer- Darn it, alright everyone, get back into the hat.
Dancers- Dang it.
Offstage Fan girl- Look! It's Glinda! (sighs)
Random Ozian- Hey! That's my line. Besides, I think it's Gildna!
Glinda- Gildna? That sounds like someone who would try and sell you beer and pretzels.
Random Ozian- ( holding up script) Well, that's what this giant pack of paper I found says.
Glinda- Let me see that! (brings bubble low enough to snatch the book from Random Ozian's hand.
Upon seeing her name misspelt, and not wishing to change her name again, she rips the booklet in
half.)You don't need that! (She throws the script into the audience)
Audience Member- MY EYE, I HAVE A PAPER CUT IN MY EYE! (Fan girls attack him for the
script)
Glinda- Nothing to see here. Don't pay any attention to that. (moves in the way) HEY LOOK AT ME! I mean. * Ahem * Fellow Ozians. Let us be glad, Let us be-
Ozian- Glinda, how dead is she?
Glinda- I wasn't finished yet, but according to the time dragon clock-
Ozian- Is that dragon time or dragon savings time?
Glinda- At the thirteenth hour during dragon-
Ozian- ...because we just had a transition and it's sort of hard to tell what people mean by...
Glinda- Do we have any duct tape we can use to keep this guy from interrupting me?
Celestial Voice- Just call security Glinda
Glinda- Good idea! Security! (Gale Force guards haul the Ozian away.)
Glinda- Thank You!
Ozians- Sptttt sptttt.
Glinda- What are you all whispering about?
Ozians- Did you hear that big godlike voice?
Fiyero- You mean like mine?
Glinda- YES!
Ozians- NO.
Obsessed Frex- THE UNNAMED GOD? They're my new favorites.
Celestial Voice- No, Fiyero like mine, you better wait until Dancing Through Life to get on stage. Unnamed God obsessed Frex, Go find your own parody.
Obsessed Frex- THE UNNAMED GOD, HE SPEAKS TO ME!
Celestial Voice- Yeah, I'm not God, the authoress hired me to keep things under control. Thank you for the compliment on my voice though, I'm glad you find it divine.
Obsessed Frex- HE SPEAKS!
Glinda- Every family has it's secrets. WOW that was strangely involuntary.
Ozians- Eh? That was random.
Celestial Voice- We crashed off course, I had to make Glinda move on.
Frex (Not obsessed)- I'm off tho the assembly dear!
Melena- Okay! While your gone, I'll just raise the fating of this production from all ages to eight and up.
(Frex Leaves)
Lover- I brought you some lime kool-aid Sweetie!
Melena- Yay!
Celestial Voice- Who plays the lover in Wicked?
Lover- (sheepish voice) W-w-what do you mean?
Celestial Voice- Well, it's obvious that the actor who plays the wizard isn't the lover because in act two the Wizard and the Lover are in the same scene.
(They all look at the lover)
Lover- (Laughs maniacally and backs out the door)
Midwife- (whispers something to Frex)
Frex- What do you mean it's coming?
Midwife- The baby's coming.
Frex- Now?
Midwife- Erm....yes.
Frex- How?
Midwife- Well you see when-
Celestial Voice- * ahem * Let's keep this eight and up please!
Midwife- Right!
Celestial Voice- Thank You!
Midwife- Here Frex.
Frex- (gasps) IT'S GREEN!
Midwife- Duh.
Celestial Voice- Captain Obvious!
Frex- Like a cabbage!
Midwife- Yes, most people consider cabbage green.
Frex- Ew. Take it away!
Midwife- (puts the baby down and begins dancing)
Frex- Erm....what are you doing?
Midwife- Dancing!!
Frex- Uh.....why?
Midwife- You said "Take it away!"
Glinda- So you see, it couldn't have been easy!
Ozians- We don't care we're insensitive! No one mourns the Wicked.
Another troublesome Ozian- Was she really wicked?
Fiyero- You need to learn my new saying, when in doubt, don't ask.
Celestial Voice- GO AWAY FIYERO!
Fiyero- Sad face.
Celestial Voice- Don't say that it makes you sound unintelligent.
(Awkward Silence)
Celestial Voice- You know if people don't stop interrupting, Fiyero, then we'll never get to the main characters' stories! Fiyero.
Fiyero- COME ON GUYS SING IT WITH ME... NO ONE MOURS THE WICKED WICKED WICKEEED!
Audience Member- MY EYE!
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