I do not own anything. The ages of Teddy and James may not be correct but I just made up how old they are. Teddy is 10 and James is 2.

Harry, Ginny, Hermione, and Ron came into the Potter's house. They all just came back from going out to dinner to celebrate Ginny and Hermione pregnancies. Teddy was babysitting James for them. As Harry shut the door a ten year old Teddy ran into the room. Harry got out his wallet and started getting the money to pay Teddy with.

"Thank you Harry." Teddy said.

At that moment the Floo in the fireplace turned green as Draco Malfoy walked in. Ron glared at Draco. Harry and Draco may be in speaking turns but Ron still did not have to like him.

"Hey Teddy your grandma wanted me to pick you up. She was busy doing something. Anyway I have to take you home." Draco said. "We have to hurry. Astoria is getting all hormonal and fat."

"Okay." Teddy said. Draco and Teddy were about to leave when a two year old James came in the room.

"Wait!" James said. "Teddy and I wrote a song."

"I did not write a song. What are you talking about?" Teddy said the same time Harry said.

"Okay can we hear the song?"

"Yep! It goes like this." James took in a deep breath and started singing. "Ron Weasley is a bitch, bitch, bitch, a gay bitch, bitch, bitch."

As James sang that line over and over Draco started laughing and got his Muggle phone that Astoria forced him to get and started taking a video of it.

"Ron Weasley is a bitch, bitch, bitch, a freaking gay bitch, bitch, bitch. Ron Weasley is a bastard who won't let me help name his child. Ron Weasley is a gay bitch, bitch, bitch! Ron Weasley is a bitch and is gay!" James finished singing.

"Oh I guess I did help you write that song. Lets get out of here Draco!" Teddy yelled and ran to the fire place.

"Oh no you don't Teddy!" Harry yelled as he ran after Teddy. "As amusing as his song was I would like to know why my two year old son was singing that song with those words."

"I thought the song was brilliant. I am starting to like your son Potter." Draco said putting his phone away.

Ron was staring at James in horror.

"Teddy explain now." Harry said fighting the grin off his face.

"It started…"

FLASH BACK:

Harry and Ginny just left with Hermione and Ron celebration dinner.

"Why couldn't they take me on their stupid dinner? They should be lucky to be able to spend time with me. But no I get stuck babysitting James." Teddy said out loud as he started water for Mac and Cheese.

Teddy went to set the table and notice Ron left a letter on the table addressed to him. Teddy opened it.

Dear Teddy,

I would like to tell you this in person but I am busy with Hermione and you know she is pregnant. Anyway we appreciate the fact that you want to help us name our first child but I am going to have to decline the names you mailed us. First off I would never name my son Scorpius. I do not give a damn if it is your favorite star constellation. It is a name Malfoy would use. Second the name Bellatrix wasn't even funny. I do not care if you got that name from one of your Muggle friends. There is no way in hell I would name my child Bellatrix. It is even hard for me to write her name. Third I am not naming my child Elvis. I do not care if you like the singer Elvis Presley. Your list goes on and on. The only name I actually liked was Rose but there is still no way in hell I would name my child after a plant. That is a Malfoy and Black tradition. Thanks for the name list but you just helped Hermione and I what 106 boy and girl names not to pick.

Ron Weasley.

"How dare that stupid gay weasel bitch! I tell Ron Weasley the asshole all these perfectly good names and he tells me that they are all stupid! How can Ron Weasley freaking do this to me? I gave him awesome names! I mean who wouldn't want a child name Scorpius? Whoever names their child that I hope he marries Ron's child." Teddy said not noticing James come in the room hearing everything Teddy said and leaving with an evil grin on his face.

FLASHBACK OVER:

"…and after that we ate dinner and I watch TV with James until you guys came home." Teddy finished. Ron's face was red and he was glaring at Teddy.

"Rose…" Hermione said. "I like that name. If we are having a girl we are going to name her Rose."

Ron just stared at her. "I thought we agreed we would name her Lavender."

"I would never name my child after that slut." Hermione said.

"I also happen to like the name Scorpius. Come on Teddy lets go home and show your grandma and Astoria the song James sang." Draco said.

"Can we leave out the part that it was my fault he was singing it?"

"Yep."

"Sweet lets go."

Teddy and Draco left the house before anyone could do or say anything.

"Did Teddy really just leave without getting punished for telling your son to sing horrid things about me?" Ron asked.

"Yes. Oh well lets go watch TV." Harry said as James started singing his song again.