This is a random one shot (possibly a multi chapter) that popped into my head while writing my other NCIS fic Just Pull the Trigger... enjoy!

Disclaimer: Nope....Don't own it :( ah well i can dream right???

Ping!

Ziva looked up from her current workspace and lowered her glance to the tiny paper wad that had just ricocheted off her head. Ziva picked up the offending object and dropped it into the bin beside her.

'Keep it up Tony' Ziva growled glaring across the bullpen at her partner who looked offended.

'Are you accusing me Zee-vah?' he asked, eyes flashing playfully 'I am offended! You should be sending your assassin like glare over to McSilent over there!' Tony said pointing across to McGee whose eyes widened.

'Do not worry yourself McGee, you do not have a death wish' Ziva assured him as McGee visibly relaxed.

'Thank you Ziva' McGee said smugly before glancing back at his computer once more. Ziva gave one last warning glare to Tony before looking back at her paperwork.

Tony waited a full minute before picking up the small plastic spoon hidden away in his lap. Tony glanced at his partner quickly before carefully picking up a little ball from a small stack behind a used coffee cup.
Tony smiled at his ingenious plan and placed the spoon on his desk, carefully aligning it so it so he had time to snatch his weapon away and fire a perfect shot.
Tony took a quick intake of breath, knowing this second shot could get him killed.
The spoon made an elastic sound as Tony released the spoon head.

Ping!

Score! Oh ye- ohhhhh crap!!! Tony thought as Ziva's eyes narrowed dangerously into slits. Ziva slid back her chair and slowly walked over to his desk.
Tony kept his facade of working diligently until his partner leaned over, her eyes now at his level.
'Can I help you Ziva?' he asked raising a brow suspiciously.
Tony noticed McGee moving to watch their interaction; McGee glanced at Tony with a look that said you are SO dead! Tony ignored this and looked into the steely eyes of his partner who looked ready to shove his carefully made projectile up his nose.

'You are walking on thin water DiNozzo' she whispered dangerously.
'Thin ice sweet cheeks, us humans can't walk on water' he stated matter –of-factly.
'Same difference Tony! You are going to die either way if you throw one more of those paper wads!' Ziva said now dangerously close to his own face. Tony wished the circumstances were different for a short second, but somehow he thought that kissing a pissed off assassin would result in him digging his grave.

'DiNozzo, stop pissing off your partner. David, sit.' Gibbs barked as he entered the bullpen with a fresh cup of coffee.

'But Gibbs! He is completely insufferable!' Ziva said hotly, spinning to face him.

'Sit' Gibbs said motioning to her desk. Ziva threw one last glare at Tony before sitting in her chair, Tony momentarily felt like he had won, but he noticed the black SIG that was now conveniently positioned on his partners desk, silently daring him to fire another wad.

McGee noticed and chuckled from across the room. Tony pointed at McGee warningly,
'Yeah, laugh it up McChucklehead!' he grumbled twirling the spoon in his fingers underneath his desk.

Tony's eyes moved to his computer when it made a sound, the IM had popped up with a message from a certain pissed off NCIS agent.

ZivaD: Remember it is who you are playing against Tony. Revenge is a snitch.

Tony smiled and shook his head at her mistake.

: I think you mean revenge is a ___... I'm telling ya David, you have reverted!

Tony looked at his message proudly before noticing that one of the more important words in his sentence had been bleeped.

: Oh my God. They BLEEPED me!!!! O.o

A small ping from across the room signified that Ziva had received the messages. Tony watched as her eyes scanned the message, a small smirk creeping up onto her features.
Tony watched as she typed at lightning speed before tapping the enter key.

Ping.

ZivaD: I told you :} you did not know about Director Vance's new filtering system did you Tony? ;)

Tony's eyebrows shot up before sending off another witty response.

: Very smart David (applause) well played. But it's not over yet.

Ping.

ZivaD: Good. I still haven't got my revenge yet :}

ZIVAD HAS LOGGED OFF.

Tony's mouth formed into a grin. Oh yeah. Bring it on Sweetcheeks. Tony thought smugly.

Okay, I don't think I am able to leave it there, that was way too much fun to write! Please review and tell me whether I should continue this!